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Uh, hard, uh...
[Judge Munson Clears Throat]
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[Stammering]
We'll attend to the dog later.
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Now, Baron...
[Elsbieta Whimpers]
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Where were we?
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"She said that
she required a husband.
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"Oh, do you want some bones?
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"Does Elsbieta want some bones?
[Elsbieta Barks]
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Has anyone any bones?
Hard, crunchy bones for the..."
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Right.
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Now, a husband.
That's an unusual request.
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Did she specify what kind
of a husband she was looking for?
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[Whispers] Stop him.
Objection.
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- Grounds?
- Uh... hearsay.
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It's not secondhand, Your Honor.
This is direct testimony about the baron's own conversation.
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- I'm going to allow it.
- Yeah.
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She said she wanted
a very rich husband.
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She wanted to know the businesses and the wealths-s...
the wealths-s-s...
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Can I say this?
Wealths of our various eligible guests.
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And did she have
any other specifications?
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- Objection, Your Honor. Inflammatory.
- What's good for the gander, Your Honor.
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- Is this a legal argument... "What's good for the gander?"
- You got to play your tape, Freddy.
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Mr. Massey has a point there.
I'm going to allow it.
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Were there any other
specifications?
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She "specificated" a silly man.
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Objection, Your Honor.!
I'm going to allow it.
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She 'specificated' a man who,
though clever at making money,
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would be easily duped
and controlled.
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Objection, Your Honor.
Shut up, Freddy. She's allowing it.
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She 'specificated'a man
with a wandering pee-pee.
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How you say? Aphilanderer whose affairs
would be transparent to the world.
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Objection, Your Honor!
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Finally, a man whom
she could herself brazenly cuckold...
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until such time
as she might choose to, uh...
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We would say, "faire un coup
de marteau sur des fesses."
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You would say,
"make hammer on his fanny."
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- Your Honor, Objection! I-Irrelevant!
- I'm going to allow it!
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Tell us, Baron...
Did you introduce her to such a man?
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Sir, I am the concierge!
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And to whom did you introduce
that calculating woman?
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I introduced her...
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to that silly man.
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[Spectators Gasping, Murmuring]
Your Honor, objection.!
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Let the record show that the baron
has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!
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[Baron]
I did it! It was I!
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I introduced her to that silly man!
[Gasping, Murmuring Continue]
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- You son of a bitch!
- The red-faced angry one. I introduced them!
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Absolument!
I did it.! It was I.!
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I just love trains!
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I love trains!
If you please, sir!
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[Grunting] I'm not sick.!
You're the one who's sick.!
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No... [Groaning]
If you please...
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[Strangulated] Not the larynx!
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Objection, Your Honor!
Strangling the witness!