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Subtitle by:
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What's going on, Hop?
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You back again.
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Oh sick.
Find a good one.
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Ten Tigers of Kwang Tung.
This is gold.
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Oh.. Bride with White Hair.
Chinese, no subtitles?
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Hop, do you have any
early Shaw Brothers?
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There's a guy who does leopard
style, I don't want...
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Leopard style, dragon style.
Fight to the air, fight on water.
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Crouching Tiger, Sprinting Monkey.
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I know you. I'm not a white boy
who knows no kung fu.
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Kick their asses.
Get the girls.
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Only storage back here.
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Where did you get this?
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It was here when my grandfather
open the store hundred years ago.
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He waited for a man
to come and pick it up.
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Return to rightful owner.
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Man never came.
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My father took over the shop,
waited too, long time.
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Now me.
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That's a Northern Temple
style Bold Staff.
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Same kind the 13 monks used
to save the Tang Emperor.
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I have seen him before.
That exact one.
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I had dreams about it.
You know why?
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You watch too much Hong Kong movies.
Come, come on.
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I will give you five awesome
Bruce Lee movies.
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For a very 'sick' price.
You are the man, Hop.
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Jason.
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Hey.
What's up?
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Nothing much. Just,
you know, cruising.
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You went down to Chinatown.
What's up with that?
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Oh, Kung Fu.
Are you serious?
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Not supposed to talk about it.
Not under the Kung Fu code.
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Hey look. The new kid is
making time with the hoods.
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J boy, you still riding
this loser cruiser?
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You need to get a motor
for this shit.
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What do we have here?
Just some bootlegs. No big deal.
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Enter The Dragon.
The Bride with White Hair.
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Yes, it's actually very good.
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Come on, let him go.
He ain't a dog. He knows Kung Fu.
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What? You think you are Chinese?
You hanging out with that Chink with a sitar.
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What's up with you?
Let's see some moves.
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Come on, come on. Let's see some
Kung Fu. Kung Fu master. Huh?
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Want some Tae Kwan Do?
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Hey Lupo. He is hanging out with
that old Chink. Cash his checks.
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You have ties with the old man?
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Shut up and do it.
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It's late Lenny.
He's probably gone home.
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He is not here.
Let's just go.
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Who's there? Kung Fu boy.
You're back for more good priced movies?
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I told you. Best deal in China town.
Come on in.
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Want some tea?
Flush those scum out.
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Yankees winning. Very bad.
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Who's with you?
Friends?
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Where do you keep the cash?
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I said, where do you keep
the cash?
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Come on old man!
Stay here.
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Found the Jack's box.
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Jesus, Lupo.
You shot him
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Take it.
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Must return to rightful owner.
Run.
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You see that Yo?
Did you see that?
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Beat him with that stick.
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Look, cool man. Just don't...
Did you see that?
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Calm down, Lupo. Hey, chill man,
come on. Put the gun down.
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Shut up! Maybe I pulled the trigger,
but we are all in this together.
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But this little cockroach,
he ain't one of us.
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Have some tea.
It'll help you to recover.
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Excuse me,
I don't know where I am.
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I don't know how I got here.
I remember falling...
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Old lady found you
lying in the river.
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We all thought you were dead.
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Let's go! Let's go!
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Running away?
Help me!
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Please let her go!
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Quick, go and grab hold
of that guy!
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Stop, stop!
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Drop what you are holding!
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Try to run and I'll kill you.
Come here!
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What is that you are holding?
Where are you from?
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This? You want this?
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Drop the staff if you want your life.
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Please Sirs, some money
to this poor drunkard.
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Get lost!
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Where did you get that staff?
I don't know what you're saying.
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Where did you find it?
I can't understand you.
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That is because you
are not listening.
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Behind you!
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I don't know where I am
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Or how I got here. And who are
those guys who wanted to kill me.
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Whatever you did
back there was sick.
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No, Drunken Fist.
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See Crook Kung Fu of the South.
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I am Lu Yang, travelling scholar.
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What land do you come from monk?
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I'm not a monk, I am Jason.
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Jason Tripitikas, from South Boston.
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Is this a dream?
No, where you came from is the dream.
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Through the gate of 'No-Gate'.
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Is that like a worm-hole or something?
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No, it means you're either a Zen Master
or you're carrying something very special.
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This? - Was in a pawn shop
waiting for a man to pick it up, and ...
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return it to its rightful owner.
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What?
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It has long been fore-told,
that a seeker will come.
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To return the staff and end
the reign of the Jade Warlord.
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Return the staff to who?
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The Monkey King.
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Born of stone, on the mountain
of fruit and flowers.
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With his weapon in hand.
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His 'Chi' became like fire.
His stick fighting like magic.
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He defied the order of the land.
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But the Jade Army
could not defeat him.
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Monkey King crushed every
soldier sent to stop him.
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But with his magical staff,
he was unbeatable.
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Word of his disobedience travelled
within the Forbidden Kingdom.
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To the Five Elements Mountains,
land of the Immortals.
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Once every 500 years, the Jade
Emperor hosts the Peach Banquet.
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It is here that the Heavenly Ministers
gather to celebrate the longevity
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and drink the elixir of immortality.
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Into the banquet, the Monkey King
crashed un-invited.
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The Jade Emperor was enchanted
by the Monkey King
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But the Jade Warlord
was not amused.
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As Master of the Army,
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the Warlord demanded the
Monkey King bow down to him.
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He's a bit unrefined, that's all.
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Give the naughty monkey
a title and let him go.
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Satisfied all was well
in Heaven and Earth.
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The Supreme Emperor left to
begin his 500 years meditation.
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Leaving the Jade Warlord in charge
by mandate of Heaven.
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The Warlord challenged
the Monkey King to a duel.
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High above Five Elements Mountain.
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In the Warlord's Palace,
the battle of Immortals was fought.
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To prove once and for all,
whose skill was supreme.
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Most excellent stick fighting, Wukong.
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But without your weapon you
are nothing but a lonely hermit.
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No more weapons, no more 'Chi' magic.
Fist against fist.
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The Monkey King was too trusting
and believed the Warlord's words.
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Laying down his magic weapon.
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Realizing he was been tricked, the Monkey King
casted the staff out into the Middle Kingdom.
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Martial art is based
on deception, my friend.
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Being immortal the
Monkey King could not be killed.
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Only trapped in stone, where he
waits for the seeker from the prophecy,
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to return to him his great weapon
and finally free him.
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That's what I heard anyway,
a long time ago.
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How long has he been in prison?
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Five hundred years, give
or take a few decades.
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They say when the Monkey King is
freed the Jade Emperor will return.
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How do I get home?
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You must return the staff
to Five Elements Mountain.
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You must free the Monkey King.
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I can't free the Monkey King.
I got to get home.
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Innkeeper, more wine.
Don't you think you had one too many?
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Wine is my inspiration.
In some parts, I'm known as a poet.
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Cheers!
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In other parts,
I am known as the beggar.
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Old wife.
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Where did this come from?
From them.
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Officers, look what they're using to pay.
What is this?
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What do we do now?
How good is your Kung Fu?
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He who speaks, does not know.
He who knows, does not speak.
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Surely you are masterful.
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Where did you get that raben?
It's a fake.
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You can find anything these days
on the Silk Road.
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Out of the way, old fool.
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Hand it over.
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Hand over the raben
or die.
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Go!
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Help!
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Protect yourself.
What?
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Let's go.
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Thank you.
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Such a skilled child.
Are you from Northern Mountains?
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She's Golden Sparrow from the south.
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She does not think the Drunkard
Immortal needed his life saved.
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You're immortal?
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What did you run from child?
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Bounty hunters trying to stop her from
reaching the Five Elements Mountain.
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I suggest you keep riding west.
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And only stop to water your horses.
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You are not coming?
The journey to Five Elements Mountain,
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crosses barrens and desserts,
unspeakable dangers.
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Worst of all, no wine.
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His elixir.
Every Immortal has one.
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I am very sorry.
Without wine I will perish.
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You must understand this.
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No.
You must understand this.
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This is insane!
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Do you wish to get home?
Yes.
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Then listen well.
If you die here,
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you were be found dead
in the world you left behind.
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Do you understand?
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My jug is getting low.
I must say goodbye. Bye-bye.
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Lu... Wait!
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Let him go. You are the one
to return staff, not him.
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How good is your Kung Fu?
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He's got no Kung Fu.
None!
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Lu, wait!
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Teach me.
Teach me to fight.
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Swing soft, cut harder,
at the same time.
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He's terrible.
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I've been weed whacking
for two days now.
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While you sit on the horse
like the King of England.
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When are you going
to teach me Kung Fu.
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You want to learn Kung Fu?
Ya.
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I'll teach you Kung Fu.
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That's call strike.
Tomorrow, teach you block.
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Let's go.
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Swing soft, cut hard.
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You think you'll teach me
the no shadow kick?
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Oh, and the Buddha Palm Technique.
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There's a guy in Virtua Fighter 2
who does the Buddha Palm Technique.
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And he does the Iron Elbow.
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And he does the
One Finger Death Touch.
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The cup's full. Stop!
Stop, it's full.
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Exactly. How can you fill
your cup, if already full?
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How can you learn Kung Fu,
if already know so much?
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Know Shadow Kick, Buddha Palm.
Empty your cup.
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Hopeless.
It is hopeless.
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It is said that music is a bridge
between earth and heaven.
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It's beautiful.
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It belong to our mother.
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My Lord
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How dare you... can't you see I am busy?
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The devine staff of legend...
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It was seen in the Middle Kingdom...
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Impossible.
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The villagers are beginning to whisper of prophecy...
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Mortals are always whispering of prophecy.
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It's their opium.
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what other offending news do you have for me?
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-that is all, My Lord.
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Summon the Witch...
The one born of wolves.
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Where were we?
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Lu Yang.
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Lu Yang!
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Lu Yang!
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Lu Yang!
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Sparrow!
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Jason, what happened?
He took it. The staff!
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The Jade Warlord has sent
a bounty hunter.
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We are doomed.
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That's his horse.
He must be inside.
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Why would he want to take
refuge in a temple?
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That's what I intend to find out.
Wait with the horses.
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Ahh...good to get off my feet.
Long way.
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So, where are you from?
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Shandong province?
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You look like the Shandong province type.
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You come here often.
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The Staff doesn't belong to you.
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You have to give to me
or somebody will get hurt.
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What kind of monk are you?
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Stealing from travellers.
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A silent one I see.
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Or deaf.
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I'm speaking to you monk.
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Praying Mantis very good.
For catching bugs.
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But not Tiger!
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You try to steal the Staff for the Warlord.
No, fool!
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I am on a mission to find
the seeker of the Staff.
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You found him.
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He's not even Chinese.
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We are all the same inside, aren't we Monk?
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Heaven help us.
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What, you find it a sin?
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Yes, it is sinful not to share.
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Cheers!
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How look have you been
searching for the Staff?
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As long as I can remember.
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An old man and a boy,
They had tea here, Yes?
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A Soldier Monk rides with them
Who else?
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I do not know
who you speak of...
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Men are such liars.
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Sparrow...
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Sparrow...
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...where do you nest?
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Jason, go dipper.
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Must taste bitter before sweet.
Horse stance, grow roots.
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Very good.
For taking a duck.
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Hey!
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Enough from you.
He's my student. Not yours.
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Two tigers cannot live
in the same mountain.
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Two masters cannot teach
the same student.
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Horse Stance!
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If he is ready to learn
the Kung Fu,
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he must develop the speed,
accuracy and power.
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Hey! I know that. It's the way
of the Intercepting Fist. Bruce Lee.
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I will punch. You'll block.
Ready?
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Ahh! What did I teach you
about the Snake?
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Now. You punch me.
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Look. See.
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Again. You punch him again.
Snake!
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It's not right for Snake.
Perhaps Eagle.
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Crane, Crane.
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Okay?
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I had enough! No more!
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No more of silent riddles
and no more of tea cups.
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First you show respect
to your teachers.
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So, what about the two tigers
and one mountain?
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We can kill each other
when it is over.
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Kung Fu. Hard work over time
to accomplish skill.
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A painter can have Kung Fu.
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Or the butcher who cuts meat
every day with such skill.
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His knife never touches bone.
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Learn the form,
but seek from this.
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Hear the song list,
learn it all,
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And forget it all
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Learn the way,
define your own way.
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A musician can have Kung Fu.
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Or the poet who paints
pictures with words.
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And mix emperors with his tubes
is Kung Fu.
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But do not name it my friend,
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For it is like water.
Nothing is softer than water.
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Yet it can overcome rock.
It does not fight.
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Formless, nameless,
the true master dwells within.
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Only you can free it.
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Behold, the tyranny of the Warlord.
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He must be stopped.
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He must be killed for his crimes
and his head put on a post.
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But we must not feel hatred
towards him or he wins.
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If he speaks compassion for this devil,
he should go back to his temple and pray.
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Our mission is not one of peace.
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Go back to your mother and father.
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You are but a child.
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They are dead.
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And she is not a child.
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Not anymore.
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Her father was a government official
who opposed the Warlord.
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To set an example, the Warlord
dispatched his troop into night.
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Legion upon legion poured out
of the Five Elements Mountain.
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Into the low lands
of the Middle Kingdom.
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Screams of innocent people
hung in the night air.
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When it was over, charred roofs
were all that remained.
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That, and a lonely child
hidden in a well by her mother.
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Ruthlessly murdered by an arrow,
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from the Warlord's bow.
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When she reaches the Warlord's palace,
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she will not offer him forgiveness.
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Monk, she will offer him this.
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A jade dart that can kill any mortal.
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Long has she practiced.
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Vengeance has a way
of rebounding upon themselves.
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Master of Sensitivity.
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It is them.
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They're headed towards the desert.
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They are between me and the River of Sand.
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Isn't it just like King Monkey...
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...summoning a boy to do a man's job?
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Damm! This Dessert is Hot!
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This is not a dessert.
That is the dessert.
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I hope you know where
you are going, crazy monk.
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A monk of the mission.
And where does he lead us.
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Across the dessert to nowhere.
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We are not going to make it
are we?
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And even if we do,
we'll still have to face the Jade army.
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What if I can't handle it?
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What if I freeze?
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Don't forget to breath.
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If we don't find water soon,
we will perish.
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Perhaps a Taoist immortal
can make rain.
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If he truly is a Taoist immortal.
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You are an insult to the name
of Buddha. Blasphemy.
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Look!
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I lead you to the Mountain.
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Over there!
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Can you see them?
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In the clouds.
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A two headed lion, right there.
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See.
Yes, I see it.
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See that one right there coming up
behind it like a wave.
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Looks like a green monster.
Green monster?
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You mean dragon.
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No, I mean family park.
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They call the left field fence,
the green monster.
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It's true.
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It does look like a dragon
doesn't it?
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Have you any family, back
in this land you come from?
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My mother.
Father?
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Never knew him.
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Do you ever long for him?
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Wonder who he was?
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Maybe the only thing I've ever been
good at is pretending that I don't.
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She's sorry.
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How romantic.
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Men will tell you what
they want to here, Sparrow.
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But in the end they
will leave you with nothing.
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You survived the river of sand.
Impressive.
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And you boy, so far from home.
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I can ensure your safe return.
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Just bring the weapon forward.
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I don't think so.
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Why do you want the staff?
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When I deliver the lost weapon,
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the Jade Warlord shall grant
me the elixir of immortality.
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An orphan girl, a lost traveller,
an old drunkard,
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and a monk who has failed
at the same task for half his life.
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Misfits following a misfit
in hope of rescuing a misfit.
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Kill them.
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Lu, you okay?
Just thirsty.
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Lu!
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That's okay. He's immortal, right?
I mean he is, right?
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Wine. He needs his wine.
There is nothing we can do.
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What are you saying?
We have to do something.
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I'm afraid the wound is too deep.
He will not survive it.
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He needs his wine.
He is one of the eight immortals.
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Wine is his elixir.
Please.
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We will send our walking monk.
Don't have a running monk?
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When I was your age.
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I was a scholar warrior in training.
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My arrow was good,
so too my Kung Fu.
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So I was chosen to take
the several examinations.
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To pass would place me in a very
short line of scholar immortals.
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I failed.
You're not immortal?
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If one does not attach himself
to people and desire,
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never shall his heart be broken.
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But then,
does he ever truly live?
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I would rather die a mortal
who has a care for someone.
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Than a man free
from his own death.
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I don't want to lose you.
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Forget about me.
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There is only one Elixir
of Immortality.
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It is the Emperor's mead of jade,
cinnabar and salts of mercury.
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It is forever stored in the realm
of the jade palace.
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High in the jade ferment.
Rarely touched by mortals.
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To reach it, one must take North Road
and cross the border of heaven and earth.
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Only to face the Jade Army.
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I'm sorry. There is no other way.
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Yes, there is.
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In two nights there should be no moon.
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We can take the south side of the fortress.
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Under cover of darkness.
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We have to go now.
No!
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We go now, we all die.
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There is more at stake.
An entire kingdom.
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You are our best hope.
We will advance in two nights.
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When the moon has ceased.
So be it!
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I should've met you long
ago in a tea house.
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She was lost and frightened.
Not the kind she would stand and fight with.
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You have made the most
excellent judgment.
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The seeker from the prophecy,
not quite what I'd expected.
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A man is dying back on Song Mountain.
I need the Elixir.
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Why should I give it to you?
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Because I brought you the Staff.
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The life of your friend over the
power to rule over the Kingdom?
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A most reasonable offer.
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This man, a good friend?
And a good teacher.
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The man who honours his teacher,
honours himself.
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However, there is a little bit
problem with your request.
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You see, I promised the Elixir
to someone else.
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She didn't bring you the Staff.
I did.
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The boy has a point.
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My Lord, you made a promised.
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There is but one way
to resolve such matters.
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A martial challenge to the death.
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With pleasure.
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The Elixir of Immortality
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The prize goes to the winner.
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Enough!
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The seeker from the prophecy.
I find that quite amusing.
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Do you really think even for
a minute, you stood a chance?
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I didn't think so.
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She will kill you witch.
Not if I kill you first, orphan bitch.
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Cheers!
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Remember what I taught you.
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The Statue!
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Use the Staff.
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My turn.
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My Lord.
Who are you?
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The youngest daughter
of the family you murdered.
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Come drink with me.
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No
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Sparrow... Sparrow...
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Come on, come on.
You're going to be okay.
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Jade Warlord?
He's dead.
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I...
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I thank you.
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Is there anything you can do?
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Her Destiny was written
by her own hand.
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I am sorry.
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Traveller.
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You have come far through the gate of
No-Gate to fulfill the prophecy of the mortals.
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What do you desire, please?
I just want to go home.
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Very well.
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It is said, master and student,
walk their path side by side
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to share their destiny
until the paths go separate ways.
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I will never forget you.
I suggest that is what immortal truly means.
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You have freed me traveller.
Now, go free yourself.
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So, what is it going to be?
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You're going to shut up?
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Listen, piss end,
I'm not going to ask you again.
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Come on Maggie, get up, come on.
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You want some more?
You want some more?
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Come on.
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You don't have to do this.
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Take it easy, Sir.
You are going to be fine.
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Hop.
How is he doing?
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Missed his heart.
He will live.
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Of course, I'll live.
I am immortal.
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Did you return the Staff
to rightful owner?
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Yes, I did.
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You are the man.
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Is he going to be alright?
Looks like it.
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I saw what happened.
I worked across the street.
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You were very brave.
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See you.
Ya.
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Absolutely.
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As the legend just told,
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that the Monkey King began
his journey west, in search of truth.
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While the traveller
return to his world,
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to walk the path of the warrior
and find his own truth.
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As one tale ends,
so another begins.
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