�AJAX vs SPURS: the song!� 3-3 Champions League Parody Moura Hat-Trick Goals Highlights

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3-0 down on aggregate at half time? Don’t worry!
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What?
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I said don’t worry...
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But I’m shitting myself.
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Just need three…
In 45 minutes, like Liverpool!
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But that was the best comeback I’ve seen in my whole life...
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Ha! Hold my beer…
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Alright!
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Don’t worry...
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But I think I’ve shat myself...
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Just need two!
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I told you, I’ve already gone number two!
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So that is why I can smell pure s***e!
You disgust me!
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Their team was snoring…
I smiled with Heung Min Son!
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Three little goals!
I’d shat on their doorstep.
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So did he, literally!
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Singing sweet songs...
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Yid Army!
Of melodies pure and true!
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Something like that...
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Sobbing, I am so thankful to you!
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Everyone, don’t worry! About Madrid…
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Yes, what’s there to worry about?
Apart from Salah, Mane, Firmino, Fabinho and Van Dijk?
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And Alisson, and Robertson and Trent Alexander-Arnold and even Divock f******* Origi!
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Boys boys boys!
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Don’t worry! - Even if you’ve just sh** yourself...
About Madrid…
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You know why?
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Why?
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Coz Harry’s injury is gonna be alright!
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Really?
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Yesh!

Title:: �AJAX vs SPURS: the song!� 3-3 Champions League Parody Moura Hat-Trick Goals Highlights
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