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3-0 down on aggregate at half time? Don’t worry!

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What?

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I said don’t worry...

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But I’m shitting myself.

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Just need three…[br]In 45 minutes, like Liverpool!

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But that was the best comeback I’ve seen in my whole life...

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Ha! Hold my beer…

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Alright!

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Don’t worry...

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But I think I’ve shat myself...

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Just need two!

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I told you, I’ve already gone number two!

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So that is why I can smell pure s***e![br]You disgust me!

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Their team was snoring…[br]I smiled with Heung Min Son!

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Three little goals![br]I’d shat on their doorstep.

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So did he, literally!

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Singing sweet songs...

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Yid Army![br]Of melodies pure and true!

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Something like that...

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Sobbing, I am so thankful to you!

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Everyone, don’t worry! About Madrid…

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Yes, what’s there to worry about?[br]Apart from Salah, Mane, Firmino, Fabinho and Van Dijk?

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And Alisson, and Robertson and Trent Alexander-Arnold and even Divock f******* Origi!

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Boys boys boys!

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Don’t worry! - Even if you’ve just sh** yourself...[br]About Madrid…

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You know why?

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Why?

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Coz Harry’s injury is gonna be alright!

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Really?

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Yesh!