3-0 down on aggregate at half time? Don’t worry!
What?
I said don’t worry...
But I’m shitting myself.
Just need three… In 45 minutes, like Liverpool!
But that was the best comeback I’ve seen in my whole life...
Ha! Hold my beer…
Alright!
Don’t worry...
But I think I’ve shat myself...
Just need two!
I told you, I’ve already gone number two!
So that is why I can smell pure s***e! You disgust me!
Their team was snoring… I smiled with Heung Min Son!
Three little goals! I’d shat on their doorstep.
So did he, literally!
Singing sweet songs...
Yid Army! Of melodies pure and true!
Something like that...
Sobbing, I am so thankful to you!
Everyone, don’t worry! About Madrid…
Yes, what’s there to worry about? Apart from Salah, Mane, Firmino, Fabinho and Van Dijk?
And Alisson, and Robertson and Trent Alexander-Arnold and even Divock f******* Origi!
Boys boys boys!
Don’t worry! - Even if you’ve just sh** yourself... About Madrid…
You know why?
Why?
Coz Harry’s injury is gonna be alright!
Really?
Yesh!