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♪ (Dramatic music) ♪ (Brod): Oh!
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One dollar!
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Oh!
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Shoots!
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(ocean whoosh sound)
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Why not give him a million dollars?
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Um... (dramatic water splash and sloshing)
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How you guys doing?
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He one sweet man.
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(Man thudding, hen clucking),
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But he a dumb sometimes.
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(Man in hardhat): We give him (foreign)
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the cans and the bottles (foreign).
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I was his teacher and
he was a good student.
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(Thwack, Grunt)
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He has a unique hair style.
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(Woman 1): He had great energy, but...
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He used to let me
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copy off his homework.
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We have some reservations about
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putting this person at the center
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(water splash) of our story.
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(Man in surf shop): He always
said he was surfing. Well, brother
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never had a board.
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Quite honestly,
he seems to be a bit of an idiot.
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(plastic bottles crinkling)
Brod knows dolphins.
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(Woman 2): I see him out there every day.
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I just don't want the other
beaches to look like this beach.
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(Man): We're homeless here.
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It's homeless in our own home, man.
It's messed up.
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We all know your real name's Joe.
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I'm from Hawaii, bro.
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Read it and weep, Brod.
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Wait, wait... (Joe grunts)
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I'm nervous...
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All right
Brod, here we go buddy.
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These chicks do love
them bad boys, so be mean.
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Do you care about helping the homeless?
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I care about helping to get rid of them.
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Just go over there,
and tell her something smooth,
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like, sup, girl, like to party.
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I forgot to check the mail.
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It's to me.
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(Brod chuckles)
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(Brod): I wanted to let you know
I got some mail.
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I'm pretty sure it's a million dollars,
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so that's good.
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♪ (upbeat Hawaiian music) ♪
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(Man in swimming pool):
Hang in there!
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(loud splash)
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(car breaks) Dad, we
got back with this new truck
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top carb in back from the back of this van
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(thud) (man grunts) (lady
gasps in shock) (dragging sound)
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I am known as
'The great the Mini Hoodie Hunter'
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So someone just gave you all if
this free money?
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Can I touch it?
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Yeah you wanna touch the
money? Yeah, take it, take the money
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Under the house, guys! (crowd rejoices)
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On a shore.
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Technically, I'm just renting.
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Don't spend any more.
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I love producers.
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(tires screeching) (loud crash)
(objects clattering) (engine revs)
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Hey, what are you doing?
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There's something inside you.
You're a [unintelligible]
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Oh, it's like math--
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Pay attention, bro.
It's all about the confidence.
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Yeah.
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Brod, do something about
these teeth, cuz...
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And then you put it in
between your teeth.
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Oh..
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Looks like you're going to
smash tonight comrade.
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Ugh, I think I'm in love.
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What's wrong with your teeth?
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♪ (...them all together) ♪
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Be quiet, skeezer!
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Yeah. Hey, good job, boy. That's all gone.
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Now you're in good vibes. You're the king.
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♪ (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh) ♪
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♪ (You make of my dreams come true) ♪
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♪ (You) you (you-you, ooh-ooh-ooh, you) ♪
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You don't know Garen's Barbarians?
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(Man): No, what is that?
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Garen's Barbarians means like, ho roger.
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(Man): What does ho roger mean?
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Roger means like, shoots.
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(Man): Okay what does shoots mean?
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Shoot means, like, ho, we go
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shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot,
shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
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You, like, go beat. Shooots.
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Yeah, that means, like, yeah.
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You know?
