♪ (Dramatic music) ♪ (Brod): Oh!

One dollar!

Oh!

Shoots!

(ocean whoosh sound)

Why not give him a million dollars?

Um... (dramatic water splash and sloshing)

How you guys doing?

He one sweet man.

(Man thudding, hen clucking),

But he a dumb sometimes.

(Man in hardhat): We give him (foreign)

the cans and the bottles (foreign).

I was his teacher and
he was a good student.

(Thwack, Grunt)

He has a unique hair style.

(Woman 1): He had great energy, but...

He used to let me

copy off his homework.

We have some reservations about

putting this person at the center

(water splash) of our story.

(Man in surf shop): He always
said he was surfing. Well, brother

never had a board.

Quite honestly, 
he seems to be a bit of an idiot.

(plastic bottles crinkling)
Brod knows dolphins.

(Woman 2): I see him out there every day.

I just don't want the other
beaches to look like this beach.

(Man): We're homeless here.

It's homeless in our own home, man.
It's messed up.

We all know your real name's Joe.

I'm from Hawaii, bro.

Read it and weep, Brod.

Wait, wait... (Joe grunts)

I'm nervous...

All right
Brod, here we go buddy.

These chicks do love
them bad boys, so be mean.

Do you care about helping the homeless?

I care about helping to get rid of them.

Just go over there, 
and tell her something smooth,

like, sup, girl, like to party.

I forgot to check the mail.

It's to me.

(Brod chuckles)

(Brod): I wanted to let you know 
I got some mail.

I'm pretty sure it's a million dollars,

so that's good.

♪ (upbeat Hawaiian music) ♪

(Man in swimming pool): 
Hang in there!

(loud splash)

(car breaks) Dad, we
got back with this new truck

top carb in back from the back of this van

(thud) (man grunts) (lady
gasps in shock) (dragging sound)

I am known as 
'The great the Mini Hoodie Hunter'

So someone just gave you all if
this free money?

Can I touch it?

Yeah you wanna touch the
money? Yeah, take it, take the money

Under the house, guys! (crowd rejoices)

On a shore.

Technically, I'm just renting.

Don't spend any more.

I love producers.

(tires screeching) (loud crash) 
(objects clattering) (engine revs)

Hey, what are you doing?

There's something inside you.
You're a [unintelligible]

Oh, it's like math--

Pay attention, bro. 
It's all about the confidence.

Yeah.

Brod, do something about 
these teeth, cuz...

And then you put it in 
between your teeth.

Oh..

Looks like you're going to 
smash tonight comrade.

Ugh, I think I'm in love.

What's wrong with your teeth?

♪ (...them all together) ♪

Be quiet, skeezer!

Yeah. Hey, good job, boy. That's all gone.

Now you're in good vibes. You're the king.

♪ (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh) ♪

♪ (You make of my dreams come true) ♪

♪ (You) you (you-you, ooh-ooh-ooh, you) ♪

You don't know Garen's Barbarians?

(Man): No, what is that?

Garen's Barbarians means like, ho roger.

(Man): What does ho roger mean?

Roger means like, shoots.

(Man): Okay what does shoots mean?

Shoot means, like, ho, we go

shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot,
shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.

You, like, go beat. Shooots.

Yeah, that means, like, yeah.

You know?