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Written by: lodakdak
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(Subtitles)
O: Obama | M: Mario
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M: Hello, Mr. President!
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Nice! You do fulfill your promises.
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No guards, no guns.So here is our man to man's talking.
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O: Sorry, I do bring a gun with me.
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The Big Gun. If you know what I am talking about.
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M: That's alright, Mr. President.
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I am sure I have a bigger one.
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Because I am white. And I can eat mushrooms.
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So cut those crap. Why do you ask me out?
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O: I want you to step out of the next president election.
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M: Are you kidding me, Mr. President?
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I am going to kick your ass. Prepare to kiss my ass.
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Man, at least I have done a better job than you at reviving the US economy.
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I mean, how hard is it to get some extra dollars?
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Just hitting bricks. Some "ding ding ding".
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Then I will get enough money for the economy.
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O: Hey Hey Hey! You are not going to beat me.
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No you can't. No you can't.
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Man, you know what?
This will be my slogan for the next election.
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No you can't. Are you already scared now?
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M: Stop bullshitting, man!
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See? I can even solve the unemployment problem.
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Staying at home and play Mario.
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That seems a better option, right?
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Hahaha. Nobody will ever complain.
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O: But you know what? I have killed Osama bin Laden.
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I've saved the world. I am Superman, in black.
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Are you already scared?
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Watch out for my laser eyes! And my underwear!
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M: So what, man? Or I should say Superman?
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I have even killed Bowser, that fxxking dragon.
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And I have had sex with the Princess (Peach).
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This solely can fxxking beat you to hell, right?
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Edited by: Jackz
