Written by: lodakdak
(Subtitles) O: Obama | M: Mario
M: Hello, Mr. President!
Nice! You do fulfill your promises.
No guards, no guns.So here is our man to man's talking.
O: Sorry, I do bring a gun with me.
The Big Gun. If you know what I am talking about.
M: That's alright, Mr. President.
I am sure I have a bigger one.
Because I am white. And I can eat mushrooms.
So cut those crap. Why do you ask me out?
O: I want you to step out of the next president election.
M: Are you kidding me, Mr. President?
I am going to kick your ass. Prepare to kiss my ass.
Man, at least I have done a better job than you at reviving the US economy.
I mean, how hard is it to get some extra dollars?
Just hitting bricks. Some "ding ding ding".
Then I will get enough money for the economy.
O: Hey Hey Hey! You are not going to beat me.
No you can't. No you can't.
Man, you know what? This will be my slogan for the next election.
No you can't. Are you already scared now?
M: Stop bullshitting, man!
See? I can even solve the unemployment problem.
Staying at home and play Mario.
That seems a better option, right?
Hahaha. Nobody will ever complain.
O: But you know what? I have killed Osama bin Laden.
I've saved the world. I am Superman, in black.
Are you already scared?
Watch out for my laser eyes! And my underwear!
M: So what, man? Or I should say Superman?
I have even killed Bowser, that fxxking dragon.
And I have had sex with the Princess (Peach).
This solely can fxxking beat you to hell, right?
Edited by: Jackz