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Written by: lodakdak

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O: Obama | M: Mario

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M: Hello, Mr. President!

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Nice! You do fulfill your promises.

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No guards, no guns.So here is our man to man's talking.

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O: Sorry, I do bring a gun with me.

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The Big Gun. If you know what I am talking about.

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M: That's alright, Mr. President.

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I am sure I have a bigger one.

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Because I am white. And I can eat mushrooms.

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So cut those crap. Why do you ask me out?

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O: I want you to step out of the next president election.

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M: Are you kidding me, Mr. President?

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I am going to kick your ass. Prepare to kiss my ass.

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Man, at least I have done a better job than you at reviving the US economy.

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I mean, how hard is it to get some extra dollars?

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Just hitting bricks. Some "ding ding ding".

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Then I will get enough money for the economy.

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O: Hey Hey Hey! You are not going to beat me.

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No you can't. No you can't.

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Man, you know what?
This will be my slogan for the next election.

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No you can't. Are you already scared now?

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M: Stop bullshitting, man!

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See? I can even solve the unemployment problem.

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Staying at home and play Mario.

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That seems a better option, right?

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Hahaha. Nobody will ever complain.

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O: But you know what? I have killed Osama bin Laden.

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I've saved the world. I am Superman, in black.

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Are you already scared?

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Watch out for my laser eyes! And my underwear!

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M: So what, man? Or I should say Superman?

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I have even killed Bowser, that fxxking dragon.

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And I have had sex with the Princess (Peach).

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This solely can fxxking beat you to hell, right?

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Edited by: Jackz