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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.20,0:00:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Written by: lodakdak
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.90,0:00:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Subtitles)\NO: Obama | M: Mario
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.58,0:00:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M: Hello, Mr. President!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.68,0:00:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice! You do fulfill your promises.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.84,0:00:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No guards, no guns.So here is our man to man's talking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.46,0:00:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O: Sorry, I do bring a gun with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.20,0:00:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Big Gun. If you know what I am talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.98,0:00:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M: That's alright, Mr. President.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.68,0:00:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am sure I have a bigger one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.88,0:00:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I am white. And I can eat mushrooms.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.62,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So cut those crap. Why do you ask me out?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:39.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O: I want you to step out of the next president election.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.48,0:00:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M: Are you kidding me, Mr. President?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.32,0:00:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to kick your ass. Prepare to kiss my ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.48,0:00:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, at least I have done a better job than you at reviving the US economy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.26,0:00:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, how hard is it to get some extra dollars?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.92,0:00:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just hitting bricks. Some "ding ding ding".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.88,0:01:01.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I will get enough money for the economy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.54,0:01:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O: Hey Hey Hey! You are not going to beat me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.82,0:01:07.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No you can't. No you can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.82,0:01:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, you know what?\NThis will be my slogan for the next election.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.20,0:01:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No you can't. Are you already scared now?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.96,0:01:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M: Stop bullshitting, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.78,0:01:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See? I can even solve the unemployment problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.28,0:01:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Staying at home and play Mario.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.62,0:01:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That seems a better option, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.52,0:01:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hahaha. Nobody will ever complain.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.88,0:01:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O: But you know what? I have killed Osama bin Laden.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.74,0:01:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've saved the world. I am Superman, in black.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.42,0:01:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you already scared?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.14,0:01:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch out for my laser eyes! And my underwear!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.24,0:01:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M: So what, man? Or I should say Superman?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.66,0:01:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have even killed Bowser, that fxxking dragon.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.08,0:01:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I have had sex with the Princess (Peach).
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.52,0:01:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This solely can fxxking beat you to hell, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.22,0:01:59.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edited by: Jackz