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Key & Peele: Cat Poster

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    - JOHNNY.
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    OKAY, CARTER.
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    I CAN STAY HERE
    ALL NIGHT.
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    SO WHY DON'T
    YOU AND I CUT THE CRAP,
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    AND YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
    ON MARCH 15TH?
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    - AND WHAT'S IN IT
    FOR CARTER FINLEY?
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    - WHAT'S IN IT
    FOR YOU
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    IS I DON'T SEND YOU BACK
    TO JAIL.
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    - [sighs]
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    THE GUY'S NAME
    IS CAT BRANCHMAN.
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    I MET HIM DOWNTOWN AT A CLUB
    CALLED "THE CLUTCHING KITTEN."
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    YOU MAY HAVE HEARD
    OF IT.
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    IT'S DOWN ON THE CORNER
    OF HANG AND FUR STREET.
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    - CAT BRANCHMAN.
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    SO WHAT'S A GUY
    LIKE YOU
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    AND A GUY NAMED CAT--
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    [sighs]
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    OKAY.
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    I KNOW WHAT
    YOU'RE DOIN', FINLEY.
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    YOU'RE JUST USING WHAT YOU SEE
    IN MY POSTER.
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    - I'M NOT, DETECTIVE.
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    I'M TELLING THE TRUTH.
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    - WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH TRUTH
    YOU TELL
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    AFTER A FEW WEEKS
    IN SOLITARY CONFINE--
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    - FINE, DETECTIVE.
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    YOU'VE TWISTED MY ARM.
    - NOW, THAT'S BETTER.
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    - THE GUY'S NAME WASN'T
    CAT BRANCHMAN.
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    - THANK YOU.
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    - IT WAS A CHINESE GUY NAMED
    "MR. MEOW."
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    HE'S THE REAL
    GANG BOSS.
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    STORY WENT HE HUNG GUYS
    FROM TREES
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    AND TOOK PICTURES
    OF THEM.
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    - FINLEY.
    - USED TO RUN A CLUB DOWNTOWN.
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    A FRONT, OF COURSE.
    CALLED IT "THE PAW AND POSTER."
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    - FINLEY.
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    - RAN IT WITH A GUY NAMED
    "HONG IN THAR."
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    - OKAY.
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    LET'S TRY THIS
    ONE MORE TIME.
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    FINLEY?
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    WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
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    - UM...
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    COFFEE.
    MR. COFFEE COOP.
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    - YOU--COFFEE COOP?
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    - HIS NAME WAS
    "BALDY TALL MAN COFFEE COOP."
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    - [sighs]
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    NOW YOU'RE JUST TALKING
    ABOUT ME.
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    FINLEY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
    ONE MORE CHANCE.
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    WHO IS IN CHARGE?
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    - HIS NAME WAS
    "ANGRY MAN."
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    - [sighs]
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    - THE WAREHOUSE IS LOCATED
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    IN THE DIPLOMA
    FOR BEING A DETECTIVE.
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    - I WANT A NAME.
    - JUSTIN.
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    - THANK YOU.
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    - HANGTREE--
    - DON'T SAY "HANG."
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    GOD DAMN IT,
    DO NOT SAY "HANG."
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    - HANG--
    - NOPE.
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    - HANGMAN JUSTIN CATS...
    - FINLEY.
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    - POSTER.
    - DO NOT SAY "POSTER" OR "CAT."
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    - CAT POSTER.
    - OKAY, THAT'S IT.
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    I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE.
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    WINSLOW, GET THIS MORON
    OUTTA HERE.
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    - [sighs]
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    - I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE.
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    LET'S TRY THIS
    ONE MORE TIME.
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    I'M GETTIN TOO OLD
    FOR THIS [bleep].
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    [groans]
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    - WELL-PLAYED, DETECTIVE.
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    WELL-PLAYED, INDEED.
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    - HEY, CARTER.
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    YOU HANG IN THERE.
Title:
Key & Peele: Cat Poster
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Duration:
04:53

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