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I got fired today.
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I'd jaywalk but I can't
afford getting a ticket.
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Nooooooooooooooo
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Change you stupid light.
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A cat?
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Or maybe a dog... Huh...
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I'm such a loser. Oof!
My gutsss... my gutsss...
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Coming!
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Hey.
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Hey, Deckard.
I heard you lost your job.
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Oh... uh, yeah. Too bad I can't make a career
out of getting fired, right? I'd be... like,
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a CEO or a manager?
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Which one's more impressive?
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President?
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Are you going to be OK?... Gahhhh! Ooooooo...
Oh My God!
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Oh my God! Wait!
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I have stuff for your stuff... I got you some ice for your crotch! I'm shoving the crotch ice under the door!
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Oh. You're awake. Wanna split a cassarole?
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Oh, hello.
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Well, well...
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What...? Ah!... WAIT! Where are you guys going?
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Why does this make me feel so sad?
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AAAAAHHHH BAD DREAM!
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AAAHHHHH YOU WERE THERE! AAAAHHH LASAGNA'S GONE.
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AAAAHHHH I'M LATE!
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Okaaaay, You have no documentable skills. You
didn't manage to finish schooling past High
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School. Work history spotty, at best. This
is a temp agency not a charity. We...
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Hello? Uh-huh, no. I didn't know that he had
a peanut allergy. Okay, well you know, if
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it's just a little bit of swelling then, then
just get him away from the peanuts and, and it'll
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be over in about a half hour. Otherwise, call
an ambulance. Thank you, yep, bye.
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You took too long. Now your candy's gone.
That's what happens. BKOWWWWW!
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Ummm... no... thank you.
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Hey, dude... I got you presennnntsss! The
pet store I used to work at is going out of business.
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Haha!
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Lucky us. So... lemme see...
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I got you a bone... and wrapped a toy mouse
around it... A blanket... Eggplant pillow...
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dog food... cat food?... Shampoo... a leash...
and rain boots!
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Heh heh, yeah... Yeah...
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Crap! I ran out of food money!
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Relax, man. I'm not gonna eat YOUR food.
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Stop. No hitting. There better not be anything scary cryptic written in here... I will scream SO. LOUD...
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And then totally lose my marbles... Pretty
stationary though.
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Dear PuppyCat...
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Is that you?
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Please report to fishbowl space for temp.
work. Sign below.
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Oh, lemme get you a pen...
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Uhhhh?
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Hello? ...Hello? Anybody here?
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I've been left behind...
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I'm all alone... Am I not good enough?
