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I got fired today.

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I'd jaywalk but I can't[br]afford getting a ticket.

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Nooooooooooooooo

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Change you stupid light.[br]

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A cat?

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Or maybe a dog... Huh...

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I'm such a loser. Oof![br]My gutsss... my gutsss...

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Coming!

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Hey.

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Hey, Deckard.[br]I heard you lost your job.

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Oh... uh, yeah. Too bad I can't make a career[br]out of getting fired, right? I'd be... like,

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a CEO or a manager?

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Which one's more impressive?

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President?

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Are you going to be OK?... Gahhhh! Ooooooo...[br]Oh My God!

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Oh my God! Wait!

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I have stuff for your stuff... I got you some ice for your crotch! I'm shoving the crotch ice under the door!

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Oh. You're awake. Wanna split a cassarole?

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Oh, hello.

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Well, well...

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What...? Ah!... WAIT! Where are you guys going?

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Why does this make me feel so sad?

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AAAAAHHHH BAD DREAM!

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AAAHHHHH YOU WERE THERE! AAAAHHH LASAGNA'S GONE.

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AAAAHHHH I'M LATE!

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Okaaaay, You have no documentable skills. You[br]didn't manage to finish schooling past High

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School. Work history spotty, at best. This[br]is a temp agency not a charity. We...

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Hello? Uh-huh, no. I didn't know that he had[br]a peanut allergy. Okay, well you know, if

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it's just a little bit of swelling then, then[br]just get him away from the peanuts and, and it'll

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be over in about a half hour. Otherwise, call[br]an ambulance. Thank you, yep, bye.

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You took too long. Now your candy's gone.[br]That's what happens. BKOWWWWW!

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Ummm... no... thank you.

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Hey, dude... I got you presennnntsss! The[br]pet store I used to work at is going out of business.

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Haha!

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Lucky us. So... lemme see...

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I got you a bone... and wrapped a toy mouse[br]around it...  A blanket... Eggplant pillow...

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dog food... cat food?... Shampoo... a leash...[br]and rain boots!

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Heh heh, yeah... Yeah...

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Crap! I ran out of food money!

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Relax, man. I'm not gonna eat YOUR food.

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Stop. No hitting. There better not be anything scary cryptic written in here... I will scream SO. LOUD...

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And then totally lose my marbles... Pretty[br]stationary though.

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Dear PuppyCat...

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Is that you?

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Please report to fishbowl space for temp.[br]work. Sign below.

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Oh, lemme get you a pen...

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Uhhhh?

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Hello? ...Hello? Anybody here?

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I've been left behind...

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I'm all alone... Am I not good enough?