1 00:00:06,019 --> 00:00:08,189 I got fired today. 2 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:14,530 I'd jaywalk but I can't afford getting a ticket. 3 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:23,800 Nooooooooooooooo 4 00:00:24,830 --> 00:00:27,910 Change you stupid light. 5 00:00:33,770 --> 00:00:34,600 A cat? 6 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:37,869 Or maybe a dog... Huh... 7 00:00:47,730 --> 00:00:54,640 I'm such a loser. Oof! My gutsss... my gutsss... 8 00:00:56,499 --> 00:00:58,329 Coming! 9 00:01:01,889 --> 00:01:02,389 Hey. 10 00:01:02,389 --> 00:01:04,699 Hey, Deckard. I heard you lost your job. 11 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:10,450 Oh... uh, yeah. Too bad I can't make a career out of getting fired, right? I'd be... like, 12 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,380 a CEO or a manager? 13 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:16,130 Which one's more impressive? 14 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:17,510 President? 15 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:20,480 Are you going to be OK?... Gahhhh! Ooooooo... Oh My God! 16 00:01:21,630 --> 00:01:23,500 Oh my God! Wait! 17 00:01:24,860 --> 00:01:33,880 I have stuff for your stuff... I got you some ice for your crotch! I'm shoving the crotch ice under the door! 18 00:01:44,190 --> 00:01:47,110 Oh. You're awake. Wanna split a cassarole? 19 00:01:54,590 --> 00:01:55,520 Oh, hello. 20 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,249 Well, well... 21 00:02:13,970 --> 00:02:21,290 What...? Ah!... WAIT! Where are you guys going? 22 00:02:28,489 --> 00:02:31,100 Why does this make me feel so sad? 23 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,250 AAAAAHHHH BAD DREAM! 24 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:37,730 AAAHHHHH YOU WERE THERE! AAAAHHH LASAGNA'S GONE. 25 00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:42,300 AAAAHHHH I'M LATE! 26 00:02:51,309 --> 00:02:58,269 Okaaaay, You have no documentable skills. You didn't manage to finish schooling past High 27 00:02:58,269 --> 00:03:03,359 School. Work history spotty, at best. This is a temp agency not a charity. We... 28 00:03:06,249 --> 00:03:12,180 Hello? Uh-huh, no. I didn't know that he had a peanut allergy. Okay, well you know, if 29 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:16,280 it's just a little bit of swelling then, then just get him away from the peanuts and, and it'll 30 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,420 be over in about a half hour. Otherwise, call an ambulance. Thank you, yep, bye. 31 00:03:22,690 --> 00:03:29,090 You took too long. Now your candy's gone. That's what happens. BKOWWWWW! 32 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:35,930 Ummm... no... thank you. 33 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:47,400 Hey, dude... I got you presennnntsss! The pet store I used to work at is going out of business. 34 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,779 Haha! 35 00:03:50,779 --> 00:03:53,659 Lucky us. So... lemme see... 36 00:03:53,659 --> 00:03:59,670 I got you a bone... and wrapped a toy mouse around it...  A blanket... Eggplant pillow... 37 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:06,120 dog food... cat food?... Shampoo... a leash... and rain boots! 38 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,709 Heh heh, yeah... Yeah... 39 00:04:13,459 --> 00:04:16,639 Crap! I ran out of food money! 40 00:04:16,639 --> 00:04:19,068 Relax, man. I'm not gonna eat YOUR food. 41 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:41,280 Stop. No hitting. There better not be anything scary cryptic written in here... I will scream SO. LOUD... 42 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:46,570 And then totally lose my marbles... Pretty stationary though. 43 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:51,310 Dear PuppyCat... 44 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:52,620 Is that you? 45 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:56,580 Please report to fishbowl space for temp. work. Sign below. 46 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:58,760 Oh, lemme get you a pen... 47 00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:02,880 Uhhhh? 48 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:12,430 Hello? ...Hello? Anybody here? 49 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:15,020 I've been left behind... 50 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:20,140 I'm all alone... Am I not good enough?