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Mister President of the Republic

Good morning

I am now sending you letter #186

and I am very hopeful that you will read it

I am Hassan Salaheddine Zidane

The Egyptian young man that suffers from oppression, and maltreatment from everyone around

People don't like me

Sometimes they even curse at me in my face

because of my intelligence

because of my geniality

but I never respond

and I never will respond

I don't have time for that

I can't leave my project that will save a lot of money to the country, and waste my time responding to people that curse at me

What a waste of time!

Let them curse

and let them oppress

and about the project, I wanted to let you know that I am still working hard on it

I will never become desperate

and I will never sell my project and hard-work to any country in the world

and I wanted to remind you about the investment, I hope it's ready before I finish

so we can save more time for everyone

Call me as soon as possible Mister President

This is really important

and if my cell phone turns out to be dead, you have my home number

Goodbye mister President

Is this him? Already?

Yes of course! The President wakes up early

Hello?

Hello

Who's this? Mister President?

What President you fool?

You again?

Yes and again and again...

I know you very well by the way

and if you think that you can steal something that is not yours, then you're wrong

No donkey, I dont want to steal from you

Then what do you want?

I want to mock you

You're a loser

you're a looooser

I'm a loser? You're a loser. You son of...

You're an insignificant son of a ...

You worthless son of a ...

Show me now how you're going to curse

You're deleting my curse?

Yes!

good boy; you donkey

Good morning

Good morning Sir

How's the world?

The world is upside-down

Yes!

Now it'll be normal

(the car of the donkey)

Hurry-up everyone, stop molesting the engine

What brings him too?

Good morning guys

How are you doing?

great

I am letting you all know, my wedding's next month

whoever doesn't come will be executed

Hey why do you seem upset?

did I say something?

no, not at all. Why?

Well you stopped calling me and asking about me like before. Aren't we friends anymore?

No I've just been here. And you've been there.

We're not in the same place anymore

Yes but at the same airport

I'll be waiting for you, ok?

ok

Don't be late

ok

bye

bye everyone

bye

who are you waving to?

Hurry up

He's not your fiancee, to wave at

ok

Engineer Hassan

Yes Sir

Good morning Sir

Good morning Hassan

Why did you come to work on your vacation day?

I swear I forgot I was on vacation

you forgot?

Listen Hassan

I don't like your conditions these days

why Sir? Did I do something wrong at work?

I'm not going to wait for you to do something wrong

What I know is, when you come all the way here and then discover that you're on vacation, the natural thing to do is to go back home

Not to jump at work, and start yelling at your co-workers

jump?

Listen Hassan

Our job is very sensitive because it's related to people's lives

The error bar is 0%

I'm going to give you a week of vacation so you can relax

But I don't want a vacation Sir

I know that you love work

But for your work to be good, your mental state of mind must be relaxed

You may leave now

Hahaha

I want to park

You want to park?

you're coming now? and you want to park now?

Am i supposed to come 2 days before to park?

Yes

Why not?

Please let me park, right there

Can you remove that barrel?

What's wrong with you? Don't you know that it's the embassy's barrel?

It's not a diplomat's barrel

Yes it is indeed, a diplomat's barrel

It's a respected barrel

Well can you find me any other empty barrel?

Come this way, very nice job

come in, more

to the right

I didn't know to the right by myself

How am I supposed to get out now?

Not all people have the same intelligence skills.

You should've gotten out of the car, then parked

How do I get out?

Damn him

yes?

Don't you have 2 cameras on your phone?

Yes? and?

You can use the front camera as a mirror

instead of the knife

I do that very often

No way! You're so smart

It's none of your business

I was doing you a favor

I don't want any favors

you can leave, bye

Mom, I want to buy a motorcycle

No dear, you can't you're still little

wait until you grow older

Mom I want to buy a motorcycle

you can't, it's dangerous

Mom, I want to buy a motorcycle

I told you a hundred times NO

Sir

Dude you scared me

No when you saw me you got scared

You saw me getting scared so you scare me again?

sorry

What do you want?

I want to tell you that the store is closed

No way

It's closed?

I can't believe it, I don't know what I would've done without you

You're a guard

Your job is that when you see someone standing like me, you should say

"How can I help you Sir?"

"Sure Sir anytime"

one of these things

"Get out of here you animal"

What time does it open?

10 am you animal

Sorry?

10 o'clock

Oh 10 o'clock ok

bye

bye

Good evening Mom

Hi Hassan, you're back dear?

No not yet; Do you need anything before I'm back?

I'm clearly standing here

Ok Hassan, keep making fun of your Mom, go ahead

What's all these clothes? Are you running away?

I'm going to shower

Do you need the bathroom?

No I'm going to sit in the balcony for a bit

Can you close the balcony's door when you're done?

In the morning, the flies come in when you leave the door open

in the morning? I thought we're going to see each other after the shower

Stop joking Hassan

And if you want to wash something, leave it in the laundry, we're doing it tomorrow

No I don't have anything at all

Wait. What time should I wake you up tomorrow?

I'll write on a note what time I want to be woken up

Please Hassan, put that note in a visible place

Don't hide it and get mad

I already have enough problems

Ok very well i memorized all the commands

ok I will close the balcony door because we're doing laundry tomorrow

and I will put the clothes in the laundry basket so the flies don't come in

And I will write a clean note, because you already have enough problems

You're horrible, with your round cheeks

Go away Hassan

I swear I won't do anything you just said

Go away

you're here?

no there!

ok

where are you going?

Since you're there, why would i sit here and what do i do by myself?

I haven't seen you for 3 days, but you got scared this time, right?

No I didn't, you're in the usual spot

you should've hidden here

Welcome back home, Captain

Thanks dear

where are you going?

I'm going to make coffee

No no no, not for me

why not?

I just came back from the trip and I feel tired

I want to be able to sleep a little

ok

I spoke to the girl I like

Really?

Finally!

what happened?

embarassment as usual

she thought I was flirting with her

you're such an idiot

I told you to be smart

It's even better when she comes to you

Then you become a leader

I'm always a leader, but it's impossible for her to come towards me

impossible

impossible is nothing

what's her name?

I don't know

how old is she?

I don't know either

where does she work?

I don't know

yes it does seem very impossible

Use your brain son

try again

ok ok

but if you think of something tell me

I'm like your brother

I 'll see

you're going to sleep?

No I'm going to sit in the balcony and eat until I feel tired then go to sleep

ok don't forget to close the balcony's door so Mom doesn't yell at you

Shut up

I know she does

Medhat get me coffee with extra sugar please

Yes but you always order no sugar

No I decided to change

I will be a leader

and she will come to me on her feet like a dog

did you understand anything?

no

idiot idiot

sorry?

idiot

Thank you Sir and may you go to hell, along with all the other donkeys like you

What did you say Medhat?

I said may you become rich, along with the other princes like you

Are you staying? or getting the hell out?

did you day? Are you staying sweetie or the cofffee will boil?

you started understanding me Sir

you can knock yourself on any seat

here? here? knock yourself wherever you like

extra sugar Sir?

No Yes Extra Extra

because I will change

sure

Hey Jiji what did you do?

Impossible! Try to find me any information about that thief

his address or phone number

I spent 15000 pounds on the decoration from my own money

His name is Emad Hanafi Mahmoud Essamanoudi

yes Emad Hanafi Mahmoud Essamanoudi

Hello?

Who should I tell him?

Tell him Emad Hanafi Mahmoud

Sure one second

from there from there

tell me from there

Engineer Hassan

Yes?

There's a phone call for you

Who is it?

Somebody called Emad Hanafi Mahmoud

who?

Emad Hanafi Mahmoud

Hello

Emad Hanafi Mahmoud talking to me in person?

Where have you been Bobby?

I miss you so much

Why did you change you phone number without letting me know?

Tell me your new number, I'll memorize it

nice number

nice

new car?

you bought a new car?

Good

you're paying 15000 pounds?

who did you steal from this time?

You're a big thief

Congratulations

of course! we'll drive around and pretend to be american and everything you like

yeah! easy money

ok babe

bye bye Bobby

Sir

Can I have a minute?

Me?

yes

sure

you seem very familiar

have I seen you before?

Yes i always sit inside

here?

yes here

you sit here?

yes

i don't remember at all

I think my memory is probably playing tricks on me

anyways, what did you want to say?

I am the idiot that your friend just stole money from

and are going to hang out with

ok you're an idiot. What do you want from me?

you're right, can i have his cell phone number?

you want his phone number?

yes

I can't

he just got a new number

is it going to get dirty if you give it to me?

I can't, it's not a matter of getting dirty

Go away. What are you looking at?

look in front of you

Are you crazy? why are people so weird?

I'm sorry I honestly won't be able to give you Emad's number

But I can maybe ask him

of course he won't agree

What am I supposed to do then?

please, I dont have time, don't make me nervous

I'm sorry Sir

ok I have another solution

You give me your number, and I will tell him

and if, if he agrees, which is not certain, you shouldn't be hopeful, then I will call you and will give it to you

But when should I call you? I don't know. I'm always busy

No don't bother going through all that trouble, you give me your number and I will call you

ok ok

Damn it Jiji, you should've hung up instead of charging me all these minutes on the phone call

Give me your phone, I'll save it for you

because I don't like to tell anyone my number

also in case you don't know how to use a phone

here you go

What's your name?

Farida

ok I'll wait for your call

what was your name again? Tafida?

No Farida

ok ok Farida

Save my number for when I call you

Hassan

H A S S A N

yes N, you know it?

yes

ok bye