Disney The Princess Diaries Full Movie | Disney Channel Movie In English

So we begin, Principessa.

In paolo's hands, remember, You will be beautiful

You have thick hair.

Like a wolf.

Ow.

Is all right.

Do you wear contact lenses?

I have them,but i don't like to wear them.

Now you do.

You broke my glasses.
You broke my brush.

Gretchen! Helga!

I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo.

If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.

You want to know a big secret?

Tell me.

The cucumber does nothing.

This is something we make up.

Majesty, Paolo is exhausted.

Only Paolo can take this and this,

And give you ...

A princess.

Better. Much better.

Why don't we go and have a wonderful cup of tea?

Come , Mia.

Lilly the car is here.

I'm coming.

Thanks for the ride.Thank you

Hey

What?

Michael, don't always think you can get ride with us...

Oi. Who destroyed you?

Oh, um... You think it looks that bad?

You look ridiculous, you should sue.

Well, um...

I know it's a little straighter and shorter.

Weirder.

An attractive weirder.

No, it's not attractive.

Seatbelts, please.

What i can't understand,

you ditched me again when i needed help on the Greenpeace pettition.

This bag.

You have one of these bags?

We could hock that and feed a whole third world country.

Am i right?

No.

If there are no passengers i think we should close the door.

You used to care more about what was inside your head instead of on it.

Come on, Mia. Fess up.

I don't know where you are these days, and now you're an A-Crowd wannabe?

You're morphing into one of them.

Who knows, next week you could be waving pompoms in my face.

You sold out.

Was my mirror fogging up or was someone tearing back there?

I'm fine.

I'll go meet your grandmother.

You should know that no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Eleanor Roosevelt said that.

Yes. Another special lady, like yourself.

I'll be back at 3 o'clock.

Thank you.

She has a hat.

Do you really think wearing that hat

Is gonna people from seeing your new Lana-do?

Just because the student population might be morally bankrupt

Doesn't mean they're blind.

Lily! Just stop it, OK?

Just because your hair sucks, get off mine.

Ouch, thank you.

Michael can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?

Hey. Relax. Breathe.

What did you just say to me?

You heard me.

I am so sick of you ragging on me all the time

And always telling me what to do.

I get enough of that from my mother and now my grandmother.

I don't need it from you.

I'm not an idiot. I know something's going on you're not telling me.

Friends tell. So, you know what? Here is your friendship charm.

I'm taking it off and it's going in the dirt.

Don't do that. OK? Just ...

All right, just... Wait.

Why?

I will tell you the truth, but you're gonna think it's stupid and freak.

Try me.

Shut up!

Shut up ! Shut up !

Is that all you can say?

I'm sorry i was harsh.

I don't know what else there is to say

Will you come on my cable show?

I can't, this is a royal secret. You can't tell anyone, not even Michael.

You are sworn to secrecy. Secret handshake.

We might have to think of a new secret handshake.

Are you really sure you can run a country?

You could barely keep your goldfish alive for a couple of days.

I'm not sure of anything right now.

There are pros and cons to being a princess.

Don't say that word, people can hear.

OK. OK.

Class has begun.

Class has begun and i have a little surprise for you.

Pop quiz, French Revolution.

Oh, Mr. O'Connell.

There's a school rule that says nobody's allowed to wear hats in class.

I don't think anybody should be an exception to that rule, do you ?

No, Lana. Mia, i'm sorry, but hats are against the dress code.

Mia?