1 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,110 So we begin, Principessa. 2 00:33:12,598 --> 00:33:16,598 In paolo's hands, remember, You will be beautiful 3 00:33:17,345 --> 00:33:18,675 You have thick hair. 4 00:33:20,147 --> 00:33:21,572 Like a wolf. 5 00:33:21,886 --> 00:33:22,406 Ow. 6 00:33:22,707 --> 00:33:24,377 Is all right. 7 00:33:28,502 --> 00:33:29,796 Do you wear contact lenses? 8 00:33:30,830 --> 00:33:34,050 I have them,but i don't like to wear them. 9 00:33:34,050 --> 00:33:36,870 Now you do. 10 00:33:37,532 --> 00:33:40,992 You broke my glasses. You broke my brush. 11 00:33:41,076 --> 00:33:42,756 Gretchen! Helga! 12 00:33:45,386 --> 00:33:48,709 I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. 13 00:33:49,075 --> 00:33:53,075 If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows. 14 00:33:57,489 --> 00:33:59,250 You want to know a big secret? 15 00:33:59,250 --> 00:33:59,980 Tell me. 16 00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:02,330 The cucumber does nothing. 17 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,490 This is something we make up. 18 00:34:19,678 --> 00:34:21,648 Majesty, Paolo is exhausted. 19 00:34:21,648 --> 00:34:25,618 Only Paolo can take this and this, 20 00:34:26,346 --> 00:34:27,566 And give you ... 21 00:34:27,595 --> 00:34:28,845 A princess. 22 00:34:42,695 --> 00:34:45,935 Better. Much better. 23 00:34:47,477 --> 00:34:51,577 Why don't we go and have a wonderful cup of tea? 24 00:34:51,655 --> 00:34:52,875 Come , Mia. 25 00:35:06,115 --> 00:35:08,035 Lilly the car is here. 26 00:35:08,035 --> 00:35:09,405 I'm coming. 27 00:35:11,179 --> 00:35:13,319 Thanks for the ride.Thank you 28 00:35:17,196 --> 00:35:17,806 Hey 29 00:35:21,679 --> 00:35:22,289 What? 30 00:35:22,617 --> 00:35:25,567 Michael, don't always think you can get ride with us... 31 00:35:25,941 --> 00:35:28,841 Oi. Who destroyed you? 32 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,920 Oh, um... You think it looks that bad? 33 00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:35,880 You look ridiculous, you should sue. 34 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,750 Well, um... 35 00:35:38,534 --> 00:35:41,514 I know it's a little straighter and shorter. 36 00:35:41,544 --> 00:35:42,764 Weirder. 37 00:35:43,714 --> 00:35:44,844 An attractive weirder. 38 00:35:44,844 --> 00:35:46,074 No, it's not attractive. 39 00:35:46,074 --> 00:35:46,904 Seatbelts, please. 40 00:35:46,904 --> 00:35:48,494 What i can't understand, 41 00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:52,494 you ditched me again when i needed help on the Greenpeace pettition. 42 00:35:53,158 --> 00:35:53,848 This bag. 43 00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:56,477 You have one of these bags? 44 00:35:56,535 --> 00:36:00,535 We could hock that and feed a whole third world country. 45 00:36:01,382 --> 00:36:02,312 Am i right? 46 00:36:02,622 --> 00:36:03,062 No. 47 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:06,612 If there are no passengers i think we should close the door. 48 00:36:06,652 --> 00:36:10,302 You used to care more about what was inside your head instead of on it. 49 00:36:10,322 --> 00:36:12,622 Come on, Mia. Fess up. 50 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:16,670 I don't know where you are these days, and now you're an A-Crowd wannabe? 51 00:36:16,877 --> 00:36:19,207 You're morphing into one of them. 52 00:36:20,464 --> 00:36:24,464 Who knows, next week you could be waving pompoms in my face. 53 00:36:24,464 --> 00:36:25,654 You sold out. 54 00:36:34,012 --> 00:36:36,797 Was my mirror fogging up or was someone tearing back there? 55 00:36:36,797 --> 00:36:38,005 I'm fine. 56 00:36:38,577 --> 00:36:40,398 I'll go meet your grandmother. 57 00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:43,318 You should know that no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. 58 00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:46,556 Eleanor Roosevelt said that. 59 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,959 Yes. Another special lady, like yourself. 60 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:50,099 I'll be back at 3 o'clock. 61 00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:52,344 Thank you. 62 00:36:57,687 --> 00:36:59,197 She has a hat. 63 00:36:59,403 --> 00:37:01,223 Do you really think wearing that hat 64 00:37:01,223 --> 00:37:03,153 Is gonna people from seeing your new Lana-do? 65 00:37:03,403 --> 00:37:05,843 Just because the student population might be morally bankrupt 66 00:37:05,843 --> 00:37:07,102 Doesn't mean they're blind. 67 00:37:07,263 --> 00:37:09,763 Lily! Just stop it, OK? 68 00:37:10,502 --> 00:37:13,772 Just because your hair sucks, get off mine. 69 00:37:13,848 --> 00:37:15,168 Ouch, thank you. 70 00:37:15,805 --> 00:37:19,805 Michael can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment? 71 00:37:19,843 --> 00:37:21,753 Hey. Relax. Breathe. 72 00:37:26,223 --> 00:37:29,143 What did you just say to me? 73 00:37:29,143 --> 00:37:30,283 You heard me. 74 00:37:31,603 --> 00:37:34,183 I am so sick of you ragging on me all the time 75 00:37:34,595 --> 00:37:36,185 And always telling me what to do. 76 00:37:36,185 --> 00:37:38,465 I get enough of that from my mother and now my grandmother. 77 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:39,965 I don't need it from you. 78 00:37:39,970 --> 00:37:43,210 I'm not an idiot. I know something's going on you're not telling me. 79 00:37:43,390 --> 00:37:46,840 Friends tell. So, you know what? Here is your friendship charm. 80 00:37:47,403 --> 00:37:49,653 I'm taking it off and it's going in the dirt. 81 00:37:50,528 --> 00:37:51,948 Don't do that. OK? Just ... 82 00:37:52,988 --> 00:37:54,318 All right, just... Wait. 83 00:37:54,411 --> 00:37:54,851 Why? 84 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,650 I will tell you the truth, but you're gonna think it's stupid and freak. 85 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:00,645 Try me. 86 00:38:10,029 --> 00:38:10,659 Shut up! 87 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:12,777 Shut up ! Shut up ! 88 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,399 Is that all you can say? 89 00:38:15,339 --> 00:38:16,637 I'm sorry i was harsh. 90 00:38:17,317 --> 00:38:19,407 I don't know what else there is to say 91 00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:22,645 Will you come on my cable show? 92 00:38:22,645 --> 00:38:26,645 I can't, this is a royal secret. You can't tell anyone, not even Michael. 93 00:38:26,658 --> 00:38:29,088 You are sworn to secrecy. Secret handshake. 94 00:38:32,114 --> 00:38:34,864 We might have to think of a new secret handshake. 95 00:38:35,038 --> 00:38:37,158 Are you really sure you can run a country? 96 00:38:37,158 --> 00:38:39,639 You could barely keep your goldfish alive for a couple of days. 97 00:38:39,639 --> 00:38:41,879 I'm not sure of anything right now. 98 00:38:41,963 --> 00:38:44,013 There are pros and cons to being a princess. 99 00:38:44,013 --> 00:38:45,363 Don't say that word, people can hear. 100 00:38:45,363 --> 00:38:45,973 OK. OK. 101 00:38:46,113 --> 00:38:47,273 Class has begun. 102 00:38:48,663 --> 00:38:51,603 Class has begun and i have a little surprise for you. 103 00:38:52,128 --> 00:38:54,508 Pop quiz, French Revolution. 104 00:38:54,528 --> 00:38:55,658 Oh, Mr. O'Connell. 105 00:38:55,678 --> 00:38:59,678 There's a school rule that says nobody's allowed to wear hats in class. 106 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:03,022 I don't think anybody should be an exception to that rule, do you ? 107 00:39:03,022 --> 00:39:07,022 No, Lana. Mia, i'm sorry, but hats are against the dress code. 108 00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:09,436 Mia?