WEBVTT 00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:12.110 So we begin, Principessa. 00:33:12.598 --> 00:33:16.598 In paolo's hands, remember, You will be beautiful 00:33:17.345 --> 00:33:18.675 You have thick hair. 00:33:20.147 --> 00:33:21.572 Like a wolf. 00:33:21.886 --> 00:33:22.406 Ow. 00:33:22.707 --> 00:33:24.377 Is all right. 00:33:28.502 --> 00:33:29.796 Do you wear contact lenses? 00:33:30.830 --> 00:33:34.050 I have them,but i don't like to wear them. 00:33:34.050 --> 00:33:36.870 Now you do. 00:33:37.532 --> 00:33:40.992 You broke my glasses. You broke my brush. 00:33:41.076 --> 00:33:42.756 Gretchen! Helga! 00:33:45.386 --> 00:33:48.709 I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. 00:33:49.075 --> 00:33:53.075 If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows. 00:33:57.489 --> 00:33:59.250 You want to know a big secret? 00:33:59.250 --> 00:33:59.980 Tell me. 00:33:59.980 --> 00:34:02.330 The cucumber does nothing. 00:34:02.600 --> 00:34:04.490 This is something we make up. 00:34:19.678 --> 00:34:21.648 Majesty, Paolo is exhausted. 00:34:21.648 --> 00:34:25.618 Only Paolo can take this and this, 00:34:26.346 --> 00:34:27.566 And give you ... 00:34:27.595 --> 00:34:28.845 A princess. 00:34:42.695 --> 00:34:45.935 Better. Much better. 00:34:47.477 --> 00:34:51.577 Why don't we go and have a wonderful cup of tea? 00:34:51.655 --> 00:34:52.875 Come , Mia. 00:35:06.115 --> 00:35:08.035 Lilly the car is here. 00:35:08.035 --> 00:35:09.405 I'm coming. 00:35:11.179 --> 00:35:13.319 Thanks for the ride.Thank you 00:35:17.196 --> 00:35:17.806 Hey 00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:22.289 What? 00:35:22.617 --> 00:35:25.567 Michael, don't always think you can get ride with us... 00:35:25.941 --> 00:35:28.841 Oi. Who destroyed you? 00:35:29.500 --> 00:35:32.920 Oh, um... You think it looks that bad? 00:35:33.130 --> 00:35:35.880 You look ridiculous, you should sue. 00:35:36.680 --> 00:35:37.750 Well, um... 00:35:38.534 --> 00:35:41.514 I know it's a little straighter and shorter. 00:35:41.544 --> 00:35:42.764 Weirder. 00:35:43.714 --> 00:35:44.844 An attractive weirder. 00:35:44.844 --> 00:35:46.074 No, it's not attractive. 00:35:46.074 --> 00:35:46.904 Seatbelts, please. 00:35:46.904 --> 00:35:48.494 What i can't understand, 00:35:48.494 --> 00:35:52.494 you ditched me again when i needed help on the Greenpeace pettition. 00:35:53.158 --> 00:35:53.848 This bag. 00:35:53.867 --> 00:35:56.477 You have one of these bags? 00:35:56.535 --> 00:36:00.535 We could hock that and feed a whole third world country. 00:36:01.382 --> 00:36:02.312 Am i right? 00:36:02.622 --> 00:36:03.062 No. 00:36:03.462 --> 00:36:06.612 If there are no passengers i think we should close the door. 00:36:06.652 --> 00:36:10.302 You used to care more about what was inside your head instead of on it. 00:36:10.322 --> 00:36:12.622 Come on, Mia. Fess up. 00:36:12.670 --> 00:36:16.670 I don't know where you are these days, and now you're an A-Crowd wannabe? 00:36:16.877 --> 00:36:19.207 You're morphing into one of them. 00:36:20.464 --> 00:36:24.464 Who knows, next week you could be waving pompoms in my face. 00:36:24.464 --> 00:36:25.654 You sold out. 00:36:34.012 --> 00:36:36.797 Was my mirror fogging up or was someone tearing back there? 00:36:36.797 --> 00:36:38.005 I'm fine. 00:36:38.577 --> 00:36:40.398 I'll go meet your grandmother. 00:36:40.398 --> 00:36:43.318 You should know that no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. 00:36:45.050 --> 00:36:46.556 Eleanor Roosevelt said that. 00:36:46.600 --> 00:36:48.959 Yes. Another special lady, like yourself. 00:36:49.209 --> 00:36:50.099 I'll be back at 3 o'clock. 00:36:51.544 --> 00:36:52.344 Thank you. 00:36:57.687 --> 00:36:59.197 She has a hat. 00:36:59.403 --> 00:37:01.223 Do you really think wearing that hat 00:37:01.223 --> 00:37:03.153 Is gonna people from seeing your new Lana-do? 00:37:03.403 --> 00:37:05.843 Just because the student population might be morally bankrupt 00:37:05.843 --> 00:37:07.102 Doesn't mean they're blind. 00:37:07.263 --> 00:37:09.763 Lily! Just stop it, OK? 00:37:10.502 --> 00:37:13.772 Just because your hair sucks, get off mine. 00:37:13.848 --> 00:37:15.168 Ouch, thank you. 00:37:15.805 --> 00:37:19.805 Michael can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment? 00:37:19.843 --> 00:37:21.753 Hey. Relax. Breathe. 00:37:26.223 --> 00:37:29.143 What did you just say to me? 00:37:29.143 --> 00:37:30.283 You heard me. 00:37:31.603 --> 00:37:34.183 I am so sick of you ragging on me all the time 00:37:34.595 --> 00:37:36.185 And always telling me what to do. 00:37:36.185 --> 00:37:38.465 I get enough of that from my mother and now my grandmother. 00:37:38.465 --> 00:37:39.965 I don't need it from you. 00:37:39.970 --> 00:37:43.210 I'm not an idiot. I know something's going on you're not telling me. 00:37:43.390 --> 00:37:46.840 Friends tell. So, you know what? Here is your friendship charm. 00:37:47.403 --> 00:37:49.653 I'm taking it off and it's going in the dirt. 00:37:50.528 --> 00:37:51.948 Don't do that. OK? Just ... 00:37:52.988 --> 00:37:54.318 All right, just... Wait. 00:37:54.411 --> 00:37:54.851 Why? 00:37:56.000 --> 00:37:59.650 I will tell you the truth, but you're gonna think it's stupid and freak. 00:38:00.045 --> 00:38:00.645 Try me. 00:38:10.029 --> 00:38:10.659 Shut up! 00:38:11.247 --> 00:38:12.777 Shut up ! Shut up ! 00:38:12.999 --> 00:38:14.399 Is that all you can say? 00:38:15.339 --> 00:38:16.637 I'm sorry i was harsh. 00:38:17.317 --> 00:38:19.407 I don't know what else there is to say 00:38:20.735 --> 00:38:22.645 Will you come on my cable show? 00:38:22.645 --> 00:38:26.645 I can't, this is a royal secret. You can't tell anyone, not even Michael. 00:38:26.658 --> 00:38:29.088 You are sworn to secrecy. Secret handshake. 00:38:32.114 --> 00:38:34.864 We might have to think of a new secret handshake. 00:38:35.038 --> 00:38:37.158 Are you really sure you can run a country? 00:38:37.158 --> 00:38:39.639 You could barely keep your goldfish alive for a couple of days. 00:38:39.639 --> 00:38:41.879 I'm not sure of anything right now. 00:38:41.963 --> 00:38:44.013 There are pros and cons to being a princess. 00:38:44.013 --> 00:38:45.363 Don't say that word, people can hear. 00:38:45.363 --> 00:38:45.973 OK. OK. 00:38:46.113 --> 00:38:47.273 Class has begun. 00:38:48.663 --> 00:38:51.603 Class has begun and i have a little surprise for you. 00:38:52.128 --> 00:38:54.508 Pop quiz, French Revolution. 00:38:54.528 --> 00:38:55.658 Oh, Mr. O'Connell. 00:38:55.678 --> 00:38:59.678 There's a school rule that says nobody's allowed to wear hats in class. 00:38:59.712 --> 00:39:03.022 I don't think anybody should be an exception to that rule, do you ? 00:39:03.022 --> 00:39:07.022 No, Lana. Mia, i'm sorry, but hats are against the dress code. 00:39:08.166 --> 00:39:09.436 Mia?