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- Guido
- Yes? What?
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- Is the kitchen closed?
- They've all gone home, there's nobody, why?
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- There's a gentleman from Rome, from the ministry. He'd like to eat
- The kitchen's closed
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- That's a pity, he would have given you a good tip...
- The kitchen's open
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- This way, please
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- Take a seat
- Thank you
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- You're not eating anything, sir?
- No, no
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- Good evening
- I know the kitchen's closed, perhaps something cold, whatever there is...
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- Well, here everything's excellent, it's up to you!
- Something light
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- Well, if you fancy meat we have a nice heavy steak, or lamb, kidneys, greasy fried breaded liver
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- Or there's fish
- Fish, fish...
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- Well, we've got a big fat turbot, pork-roasted salt cod soaked in Grand Marnier,
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- Otherwise there's a skinny salmon...
- A salmon, thanks very much
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- A side dish?
- There are side dishes too?
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- Of course... We have fried fried fried mushrooms, or buttered potatoes with Nancy butter and scaly cream, or...
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- You wouldn't have a light light little salad... otherwise nothing
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- A light little salad? It's a shame because the fried fried fried mushrooms were really fantastic.
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- So, it's a light little salad, a skinny salmon... and a glass of white wine!
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- Perfect, as soon as possible, please
- I'll do what I can
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- You're welcome...
