- Guido - Yes? What?
- Is the kitchen closed? - They've all gone home, there's nobody, why?
- There's a gentleman from Rome, from the ministry. He'd like to eat - The kitchen's closed
- That's a pity, he would have given you a good tip... - The kitchen's open
- This way, please
- Take a seat - Thank you
- You're not eating anything, sir? - No, no
- Good evening - I know the kitchen's closed, perhaps something cold, whatever there is...
- Well, here everything's excellent, it's up to you! - Something light
- Well, if you fancy meat we have a nice heavy steak, or lamb, kidneys, greasy fried breaded liver
- Or there's fish - Fish, fish...
- Well, we've got a big fat turbot, pork-roasted salt cod soaked in Grand Marnier,
- Otherwise there's a skinny salmon... - A salmon, thanks very much
- A side dish? - There are side dishes too?
- Of course... We have fried fried fried mushrooms, or buttered potatoes with Nancy butter and scaly cream, or...
- You wouldn't have a light light little salad... otherwise nothing
- A light little salad? It's a shame because the fried fried fried mushrooms were really fantastic.
- So, it's a light little salad, a skinny salmon... and a glass of white wine!
- Perfect, as soon as possible, please - I'll do what I can
- You're welcome...