[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.66,0:00:02.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Guido\N- Yes? What? Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.98,0:00:06.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is the kitchen closed?\N- They've all gone home, there's nobody, why? Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.32,0:00:10.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There's a gentleman from Rome, from the ministry. He'd like to eat\N- The kitchen's closed Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.94,0:00:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's a pity, he would have given you a good tip...\N- The kitchen's open Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.79,0:00:17.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This way, please Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.56,0:00:22.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Take a seat\N- Thank you Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.07,0:00:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're not eating anything, sir?\N- No, no Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.60,0:00:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good evening\N- I know the kitchen's closed, perhaps something cold, whatever there is... Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.17,0:00:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, here everything's excellent, it's up to you!\N- Something light Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.76,0:00:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, if you fancy meat we have a nice heavy steak, or lamb, kidneys, greasy fried breaded liver Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.25,0:00:51.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Or there's fish\N- Fish, fish... Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.49,0:00:57.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, we've got a big fat turbot, pork-roasted salt cod soaked in Grand Marnier, Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.46,0:01:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Otherwise there's a skinny salmon...\N- A salmon, thanks very much Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.13,0:01:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A side dish?\N- There are side dishes too? Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.95,0:01:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Of course... We have fried fried fried mushrooms, or buttered potatoes with Nancy butter and scaly cream, or... Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.52,0:01:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You wouldn't have a light light little salad... otherwise nothing Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.22,0:01:22.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A light little salad? It's a shame because the fried fried fried mushrooms were really fantastic. Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.46,0:01:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, it's a light little salad, a skinny salmon... and a glass of white wine! Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.10,0:01:30.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Perfect, as soon as possible, please\N- I'll do what I can Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.51,0:01:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're welcome...