- Guido
- Yes? What?

- Is the kitchen closed?
- They've all gone home, there's nobody, why?

- There's a gentleman from Rome, from the ministry. He'd like to eat
- The kitchen's closed

- That's a pity, he would have given you a good tip...
- The kitchen's open

- This way, please

- Take a seat
- Thank you

- You're not eating anything, sir?
- No, no

- Good evening
- I know the kitchen's closed, perhaps something cold, whatever there is...

- Well, here everything's excellent, it's up to you!
- Something light

- Well, if you fancy meat we have a nice heavy steak, or lamb, kidneys, greasy fried breaded liver

- Or there's fish
- Fish, fish...

- Well, we've got a big fat turbot, pork-roasted salt cod soaked in Grand Marnier,

- Otherwise there's a skinny salmon...
- A salmon, thanks very much

- A side dish?
- There are side dishes too?

- Of course... We have fried fried fried mushrooms, or buttered potatoes with Nancy butter and scaly cream, or...

- You wouldn't have a light light little salad... otherwise nothing

- A light little salad? It's a shame because the fried fried fried mushrooms were really fantastic.

- So, it's a light little salad, a skinny salmon... and a glass of white wine!

- Perfect, as soon as possible, please
- I'll do what I can

- You're welcome...