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- While Bryce White by light,
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by night Bryce White takes flight
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with the might of light
to fight for our plight.
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The White Knight!
(thunder rumbles)
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♪ (Batmanish music) ♪
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(thunder rumbles)
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- There's a reason
I called you here, White Knight.
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- Yeah, what's up, Chief?
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Need me to catch some more criminals?
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- No, see, that's the thing.
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The jail cells are full.
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I've been meaning
to talk to you about
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your unusually high number of arrests.
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- What can I tell you, Chief?
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These streets are swarming
with degenerate scum.
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- Eh, all right, look.
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Here's a record of your arrests.
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Do you notice anything similar with these?
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- Well, they're all criminals.
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I can tell just by looking at them!
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- How can you tell someone's a criminal
just by looking at 'em?
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- (sighs) It's a power I was born with.
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I call it my White Sight.
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They may look
like ordinary people to you,
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but somehow those
dirty delinquents all look alike to me.
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Especially those ones.
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- Those are the Harlem Globetrotters.
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- The only court they'll be "balling in"
is a court of law.
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- Hey, listen, White...
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you can't... (sighs)
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you can't go around arresting--
- Arresting what?
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(milk sloshes)
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Criminals?
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- This. You're making us look bad.
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- I am? How?
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- You can't!
- Can't what?
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- You, eh--
- Ahh, I don't understand.
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- Listen, White!
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- If you've got something to say, say it!
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Spit it out! Come on!
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- I'm trying to.
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- Why are you so upset?
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- Because we're supposed
to arrest those Black people!
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(whining) You're not leaving
any for the rest of us.
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- That's racist.
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(tsking)
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(flame whoosh)
- White's Fliiiight!
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♪ (theme music) ♪
