- While Bryce White by light,

by night Bryce White takes flight

with the might of light
to fight for our plight.

The White Knight!
(thunder rumbles)

♪ (Batmanish music) ♪

(thunder rumbles)

- There's a reason 
I called you here, White Knight.

- Yeah, what's up, Chief?

Need me to catch some more criminals?

- No, see, that's the thing.

The jail cells are full.

I've been meaning 
to talk to you about

your unusually high number of arrests.

- What can I tell you, Chief?

These streets are swarming 
with degenerate scum.

- Eh, all right, look.

Here's a record of your arrests.

Do you notice anything similar with these?

- Well, they're all criminals.

I can tell just by looking at them!

- How can you tell someone's a criminal
just by looking at 'em?

- (sighs) It's a power I was born with.

I call it my White Sight.

They may look 
like ordinary people to you,

but somehow those 
dirty delinquents all look alike to me.

Especially those ones.

- Those are the Harlem Globetrotters.

- The only court they'll be "balling in"
is a court of law.

- Hey, listen, White...

you can't... (sighs)

you can't go around arresting--
- Arresting what?

(milk sloshes)

Criminals?

- This. You're making us look bad.

- I am? How?

- You can't!
- Can't what?

- You, eh--
- Ahh, I don't understand.

- Listen, White!

- If you've got something to say, say it!

Spit it out! Come on!

- I'm trying to.

- Why are you so upset?

- Because we're supposed 
to arrest those Black people!

(whining) You're not leaving 
any for the rest of us.

- That's racist.

(tsking)

(flame whoosh)
- White's Fliiiight!

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