- While Bryce White by light,
by night Bryce White takes flight
with the might of light to fight for our plight.
The White Knight! (thunder rumbles)
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(thunder rumbles)
- There's a reason I called you here, White Knight.
- Yeah, what's up, Chief?
Need me to catch some more criminals?
- No, see, that's the thing.
The jail cells are full.
I've been meaning to talk to you about
your unusually high number of arrests.
- What can I tell you, Chief?
These streets are swarming with degenerate scum.
- Eh, all right, look.
Here's a record of your arrests.
Do you notice anything similar with these?
- Well, they're all criminals.
I can tell just by looking at them!
- How can you tell someone's a criminal just by looking at 'em?
- (sighs) It's a power I was born with.
I call it my White Sight.
They may look like ordinary people to you,
but somehow those dirty delinquents all look alike to me.
Especially those ones.
- Those are the Harlem Globetrotters.
- The only court they'll be "balling in" is a court of law.
- Hey, listen, White...
you can't... (sighs)
you can't go around arresting-- - Arresting what?
(milk sloshes)
Criminals?
- This. You're making us look bad.
- I am? How?
- You can't! - Can't what?
- You, eh-- - Ahh, I don't understand.
- Listen, White!
- If you've got something to say, say it!
Spit it out! Come on!
- I'm trying to.
- Why are you so upset?
- Because we're supposed to arrest those Black people!
(whining) You're not leaving any for the rest of us.
- That's racist.
(tsking)
(flame whoosh) - White's Fliiiight!
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