Ajnabee - Full Movie *ENGLISH SUBS*

Ajnabee (Hindi: अजनबी, English: Stranger) is a 2001 Bollywood suspense thriller film directed by Abbas-Mustan and produced by Vijay Galani.The film stars Akshay Kumar, Bobby Deol, Kareena Kapoor and Bipasha Basu in the lead with Johnny Lever, Dalip Tahil, Narendra Bedi and Sharat Saxena in supporting roles. The film is an adaptation of the 1992 American thriller Consenting Adults, directed by Alan J. Pakula.

CAST:

Akshay Kumar Vikram Bajaj (Vicky)
Bobby Deol as Raj Malhotra
Kareena Kapoor as Priya Malhotra
Bipasha Basu as Neeta / 'Fake' Sonia Bajaj
Mink Brar as 'Real' Sonia Bajaj
Johnny Lever as Banu Pradhan (BP)
Amita Nangia as Champa Devi
Dalip Tahil as Priya's father
Sharat Saxena as the insurance officer
Sheila Sharma as Vina Chandra Devi
Narendra Bedi as Lakhan Pal (LP)

ALL SONGS:

1 "Mohabbat Naam Hai"
2 "Mehbooba Mehbooba"
3 "Meri Zindagi Mein Ajnabee"
4 "Mujhko Neend Aa Rahi Hai"
5 "Dance Music"
6 "Kaun Main Haan Tum"
7 "Kasam Se Teri Aankhen Aaiya Re Aaiya"
8 "Jab Tumhe Aashiqui Maloom"
9 "Mehbooba Mehbooba (E-Groove Mix)"

Mother!

Daughter, what happened?

Daddy, one rowdy is
following me

It's him

What do you people think
of yourselves?

Till yesterday, you were troubling
girls on the roads

Today, you've reached till
the house

But sir, she...

Immediately, get out my sight
or else I shoot you

I'm the colonel of Military
do you get it?

Sir, look, she has brought
my Umbrella

Umbrella?

I thought it was my Umbrella
by-mistake I brought yours

My daughter made a mistake

Look, it's pouring heavily outside
go after it stops

Priya daughter, why've
you brought Tea?

Raj has got drenched
get Rum for him

No sir, I don't drink

Hey, have it, there is nothing
better than Rum when it's raining

Liquor doesn't suit me, I go
astray after having liquor

Hey, everybody goes astray
but...

Daddy, never force anybody
to have liquor

Alright, tell me one thing

I went to the temple, Mosque
and Church because

Tomorrow, my examination
results are going to be out

Why did you go?

Tomorrow, even my result
is going to be out

Bombay Polo Club is sending
one coach to Switzerland

I've come from Jaipur
for it's interview

Where did you learn
playing Polo?

From my dad

He was the captain of Jaipur
Royal Club in those days

Hey, even I used to play in
that, what's your Daddy's name?

I've played manier times
with him

I'm very well known to the
Polo Club authorities of this place

If you say, I'll
recommend you

And I've full confidence
that I'll only get this Job

The rain has stopped
I'll leave

You had to take trouble
because of me

In this excuse, I found my own
folks in this foreign city

That... I wanted to
say, that...

That, I've forgotten my
Umbrella

Right, I'll just get it

Come Raj, come

Sir, you?

Yes, I'm only the chairman
of Polo Club

And today, the members of the
Polo Club have seen your talent

Hey, how did you come to know
that I've passed in the interview?

By looking at the happiness
on your face

Why?

Because you too have
passed in your exams

How did you come
to know?

By looking at the happiness
on your face

The choice of the restaurant
will be yours

Because I'm a stranger
to this city

Alright!

Then, I'll take you to such a place
where strangers become friends

You both are thinking as to
how to make a start, lsn't it

In my opinion, you should
start with a juice

This is an appetizer, it also
passes time, that's why

The talk also can
be more

So tell me, what should I get
orange, sweet lime, apple, pineapple?

Get one sweet lime juice
for me

And for you?

One minute, do one thing, get
2 sweet lime juices

Actually, get 2 orange juices
I like orange juice

One minute, this treat is
for you, lsn't it

That's why, your choice

No, you are giving this treat, that's
why, the choice will be of yours

Should I give a suggestion
I'll get 2 Mocktails

Both your choices will
be mixed

Keep continuing your talk

The problem of the juice
got solved by the Mocktail

But the food we get over here
will not be in the same manner

In which, both our choices
gets mixed

The, let's go to such a place where
every choice of ours gets mixed

And where is such
a place?

I've not seen, but I've
heard of it

That's in Switzerland, the choice of
people gets mixed and becomes one

The polo club is not sending two
but one coach to Switzerland

The wife of the coach can also
go with him, lsn't it

Raj, what a beautiful house
even the car is too good

Look, even the lawn
is so cute

Our house is not that one, it's
this one and this is our car

This?

Why? Didn't you like it?

No, it's good, it's very good

Then, let's go inside

He means, welcome... welcome...

You people?

I'm B. P, he's L. P

Meaning Bhanu Pradhan
- He's Lokhan Pal

It's not Lokhan, it's Lakhan
- Alright

I'm Raj, and she's my
wife Priya

How are you?

She's my C. D
- And she's my V.C. D

He means that my name
is Champa Devi

And my name is
Veena Chandra Devi

There is full Audio Video
system over here

We were waiting restlessly for
you to listen to the hot news of India

There is no spicy and sensational
news published in papers of here

Why? -You're right

In our India, the moment we pick up
the paper, in the front page

We get to read existing news like
riots, corruption, murder, encounters

Am I right?
- Absoultely

Recently we have heard that
there is H.S. E going on

Har Saal elections
(Elections every year)

Do you people stay in
this colony?

Over here, our house is
bang opposite to you

I'm the O.C. S of this place
and he's the V.O. S

Now, that you've become
the member of this place

So, also listen to the
R.O. S of the society

To digest food over here, its necessary
to walk in the day and night

Because, like in India, Roads with
Bumps, and Jumping Rickshaws is not there

By which the food
gets digested, okay

In the gallery of your house, washed
clothes, undergarments pant, shirt

Blouse, petticoat, it's very
important for them to dry

Because, even if a Foreigner
looks from far

He or she should know, that
it's an Indian's house, okay

One minute, one minute, your
R.O. S is quiet long

Should we do G. P?

He means should we do the
Graha pravesh(enter the house)

Oh! Why not... come, come...

Hey, where are you going
let them do G. P

We've already finished
our G. P

Yes, it's over...
- come lets do G.M. G

Meaning Ghar Mein Ghusenge
(enter the house)again?

Yes, come

I'll break the empty bottle
- Come, my dear

Wow! In the very first day itself
you've become a complete house wife

Absoultely, today, tell me
what food will you have?

One minute, do you know
to cook all these?

Great, that means, it's the
menu for the entire month

Today, let's do one thing, we'll
make a start with the Indian food

Dhal(pulses
& Roti

Dhal(pulses) & Roti
- yes

That cannot be cooked
- Why, there is everything in the house

It's not written in it
Isn't it

Meaning, you were going to
cook after reading from it-Yes

Meaning, you don't
know anything?

I know, to make Tea, to make
boiled eggs, to roast Pappads

Then, who used to cook
in your house?

Daddy is there, lsn't it

No problem, I'll
teach you

Add some water in the
Dhal(pulses) and then heat it

And then add a little salt of your
beauty, the chillies of your mischief

And the cream of
your innocence

And season it with the
butter of your amour

Such a Dhal(pulse) will be cooked
that leave alone the Dhal(pulse)

I'll also eat you
along with it

Enough... I understood
how to cook Dhal

Now, I'll teach you the
method of making a roti

Take the flour and add
a little water in it

Hey, what are you doing, this
has become a swimming pool

No problem, add more flour in it
- Alright

A little more

Yes, now knead it with
your beautiful hands

Not like this, knead
it like this

Like this...

Raj, what are you doing?

Please leave me...

Raj, leave me, otherwise I'll
smear your face with flour

You can't do anything, your
hand is into the flour

Just wait and watch

Priya, no...

Hey, priya, where are
you running?

Today, I'll not leave you

Raj, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Can't you see, what if
you had died?

Then?

Then?

Then, you would have
been behind bars

Oh God! I got burnt
- What happened?

My hand got burnt

Hey, this is nothing, immense it
into water, it'll get alright

Oh God, even the food
got burnt

I had brought food from outside
even that got burnt

No problem, come on, let's again make
Dhal(pulses) & Roti like that day-Yes...

No... not that Dhal(pulses)
& Roti
no way, absoultely not

You'll get food from
outside

I'll get, but make sure that
you don't get used to the outside food

And you start hating
the home made food

Alright, from tomorrow, I'll
cook food only in the house

What are you watching?

I... she is playing the
piano very good

Is it?

I stay here only

Priya, come down

You both know each other?

Yes... we once met
on the way

That was an accident, there
was no introduction made

Priya, they're our neighbours
Sonia and...

Is this your house
- Yes

But from the time we've come
we haven't seen you at all

We had gone out for
a few days

Pleased to meet you all

Come let's go inside and
have coffee

Yes, come

No, today we're going out
some other time

Found them... it's good that
we all found each other over here

Look. We've to hold one
urgent meeting over here

What's the matter, what urgent
meeting do you want to hold?

Hey, we've to fence all
the four sides

On the mountain?

Hey, not on the mountain

We've to build a wall on all the
4 sides of the colony

Which war?

Hey, the wall... do you know
do you know, what had happened?

Yesterday, a Lion entered
into my house

Lion?

It came straight and sat
on my chest

Then, it slowly got down and started
drinking milk by standing on the drum

Before the Lion could
do any thing

The turn which my
C. D took

Both their eyes struck
each other

And the way my C. D threw
the bedsheet on it

Don't ask, as to how the
Lion ran

Great, a woman has got a
lot of strength in her

Wlth one bedsheet, she made
the Lion to run away

Hey, man, my C. D is
from Haryana

What're you both doing
over here?

Do you have to go for your
work or not?

Hey, sister-in-law, you are great
you're not C. D but M. D

No... Mother Durga

Last night, had you not made the Lion
to run away by hiting it with a bedsheet

This friend of mine B. P
would have become B.K. P

Meaning Bhagwan Ko Pyara
(reached the tent of God)

Oh God, it was not a Lion
- It was a cat

Without specs, he finds
everything big

And I had not thrown a
bed sheet, I hit it with a napkin

Hey, why didn't you tell it
earlier itself?

The whole night, out of fear
I kept doing J.P. J

Hey, it's Julaab Pe Julaab
(Dysentry problem)

Raj, what do you do?
- I teach hockey to the Horses

Meaning?

Do you like Polo?

Not much, but I like the
Polo master too much

Both love and arranged

Meaning, your marriage was
an arrangement for love

And your's?

I'll tell you

No, you can't tell, I'm
his second wife

Meaning?

Meaning, his first wife is
money and his Business

I've done enough business and
made quiet a lot of money

But did not find the
contentment of mind

That's why, I'm going for
Playing a very big Gamble

Gamble?

Yes, one deal, if it accomplishes
successfully

Then all the dreams of Sonia
and mine will get fulfilled

"Co-incidence, an event
without reason"

Who reads all this?

Because I don't believe
in Co-incidents

There is nothing in this world
behind which there is no reason

No Vicky, a lot of times
certain incidents take place-

Behind which there is no reason
it's only a mere co-incidence

This is also a Co-incidence, that
we are neighbours in a foreign country

There is a reason behind
this also

What is the reason?
- That...

It's totally futile talking to
vicky regarding co-incidence-

Raj, you can take this book
if you feel like reading-

I've read it

Hey, roti's stuffed with
Potatoes

Great!

The fun in sharing & having
is just mind blowing

Otherwise, where would I get
such tasty stuffed Roti to eat?

Are you making a
complaint?

Priya, you too have

Hey, priya and Indian food?

She definitely is an indian, but
all her likings is english

Continential food, exploring
new places

Hey, these all are
my likings too

Then what, if there's no
excitement and speed in life-

Then what's the fun
in living?

And Raj, what is your liking?

His liking, I'll tell you

No party, no excitement, life
filled with peace

Strange, this is Sonia's
liking too

Raj, have we both got
wrong Wives?

This definitely requires a due thought
- What?

No... l'm sorry
my wife is great

Raj, let's do something exciting
during weekend

Yes, we'll go to such a place
where there is noise & fun

Hey, what are you doing, you're
dancing or stamping my feet

We'll have to pay
over here

What's it?

Look, how L.P. Is giving kisses
after kisses to his wife

And, you're not doing
anything at all

Hey, I've no problems in
doing that

But his wife should agree
for it, isn't it

Bloody, I'll give her such a kiss
that even she'll get happy

Kisses after kisses...
- What?

Shameless, I'm talking
about myself

Hey, why do you get angry
for this

I'll kiss you, come here...

How dare you kissed
me 3 times?

What happened?

B.P. Kissed me thrice

Yes, I'm ruined
I'm destroyed

He kissed you thrice

You do one thing
- What?

Go and kiss him 6 times
do TIT for TAT

Even he'll remember

You are totally out of your brains
go...

Sister-in-law, please forgive me
I mistook you for C.D.

Hey, its not sister-in-law
It's Brother-in-law

This is a burning situation

Today itself, I'll call upon
a meeting in the society

Hey, what meeting will you hold?
Now, there's a straight way BBC

What, will you announce such a
trivial thing on B.B. C?

Hey, the meaning for B.B.C. Is
Baithkey Baat cheet(sit down & talk)

Hey,C.D. What are you still doing
over here, come let's go

Got saved

Thank God, they did
not see us

Otherwise our entire evening
would've got spoilt

No, I'll not drink

Why?

No, when I drink, I see pink Elephants
no, I'll not drink

Hey, I'm there, isn't it, I'll
take care of you

Vicky, never force anyone when
it comes to drinking

So, Will I drink all alone?

In darkness, don't know, when
our wives got swapped

Priya, this is very nice

Hey Raj, when did you come?

Just now, I came to
return this book

How was it?

No, it was good, it was
very interesting

Then, why don't you keep
it with you?

I have read it

You?

Hey, I should be asking
you this question

What are you doing
over here?

He came here to return
the book

And I had gone to
your house

Listen, I've made
a programme

The Christmas holidays
are about to begin

And its going to be really
cold over here

Why don't we go to Mauritius
It's got beautiful beaches...

We'll have real good fun
25,000 dollars per couple

Boarding and lodging
all included in it

Wow! Lt'll be real fun

And when I told this to Priya
she felt extreemly happy

No Vicky, I can't come

Why, what's the problem?

There is no problem, sorry
you people carry on

Good that you refused for
the Mauritius trip

Only mad people go
to Mauritius

The lucky ones only go
to a Super market

Everyday they carry commodoties
from the market

Go home, cook Dhal(pulses)& Roti
eat it, and go to sleep

Priya, you've put the Biscuts
pertaining to Dogs and cats

Yes, even Dogs and cats
are better than me

Atleast their owners take
them out along with them

But, I'm the Lizard of
your kitchen

Everybody is listening

They all are english, what
will they understand?

Peace... peace

Saw

Priya, the question is not
of the 25,000 dollars

Actually, I've 50,000 dollars
in my account

But, we can't afford to spend
extravagantly like Vicky

Once let us have substantia
savings

Then, I'll take you
wherever you tell

Yes, why not, till then I would've
even become old

Priya, again the same thing, why
don't you try & understand

What did the Doctor say?

There is no fracture

Just to see, that there's
no internal injury

He'll have to be kept under
observation for 48 hrs.

Should I on the fan?

I think, he'll go up?

Up?

Not up, to the God, his
case is over

I see...
- Yes

But the Doctor has given
48 hours time

Hey, the Doctor's say
like this

To shed tears, to inform
the relatives

Time is required to digest
Isn't it

That's why, he has given
48 hours time

I'm telling you, his chapter will
be finished within 48 minutes

Oh God! We don't have time
for the final rituals

And even the Graveyard is
half an hour run from here

Oh God! We'll do one thing, we'll
directly take him to the Graveyard

We'll make him lie on the
piles of wood-Alright

The moment, he dies, we'll
start the final rituals

Bloody, atleast we'll save time
Isn't it-Yes, absolutely right

If you ask me, we'll even do the
fourth day obsequies together itself

What has to be done, only the
poor people have to be fed, lsn't it

But, where will we get poor peole
from, there are no poor people here

We'll have to hire them
from India

And we'll have to give them
the To and fro expenses

We'll do one thing, we'll make our
wives sit and feed them, that's all

This is perfectly right, I'll go
and make the arrangements & come

Go... one minute... Bloody go
slowly, don't drive fast

If anything happens to you, I can't
manage two final rituals all alone

I don't have the strength
did you get it?

Hey, what are you saying?

Get lost from here

Bloody, they'll die, fire the woods
pour oil, do the 4th day rituals...

Do this, do that, am I the
servant of your father?

I am the only Bengali
of the entire society

Bloody, am I responsible
for everything

I'm all alone

Vicky, what has happened
to you?

How is Vicky's health now?

Just watch, in another or 2
days he'll get completely cured

I'll call the Doctor

Vicky, are you alright, what
has happened to you?

Got scared

Look at her

You all got scared, lsn't it
how was my acting?

You were acting
- Yes

I was almost dead

Is this a way of
having fun?

I'll make you understand

Look, when you refused of going
to Mauritius

I understood, that you
are giving excuses

The actual problem is
with the money

And you are such a
self made person

That, you'll not take money
from me

Only then, an idea
struck me

I have an Accident insurance
policy worth 50,000 dollars

I thought, why don't we sponsor
this trip of ours from the insurance

And that is what I did, and
this is the cheque of 50,000 dollars

Which I've got

To take us to Mauritius, you
deliberately met with an accident

Hey, what if it would've been
a serious accident?

Hey, absolutely not, because this
is not any co-incidence

This was all planned
by me

And this cheque bearing
50,000 dollars

We both have equal rights
on it,25 mine & 25 yours

Now, look don't refuse, you
all make him understand

Make him understand

Raj, please, agree to
what he says

When Vicky can do so much
for our friendship

Then you too agree to
make him happy

Alright, but on one
condition

Tell me?

Priya's and my money
will be sponsored by me

For the last 2 months, we are
only talking over the phone

And now, even after coming here
you absolutely have no time for me

Darling, you don't worry
everything will get alright

Do one thing, you take rest
in your hotel

I'll see you in the night

Hey, what's all this? Who
was this girl?

Nothing, she was my
college friend

College friend?

There's absolutely nothing as
to what's on your mind

I've met her after 3 years
that's why...

Hey Sonia, what are you
doing over here?

You go, I don't have
a stomach for it

I'll come

Okay Priya, yo come, come...
wear this

carefully...

Raj look, shoot it completely

How are you wearing it
you'll fall down

Not like this, from here

How happy Priya is
with her life

Yes

But not me

Why?

Leave all this

Tell me, what's your opinion
about me?

Good

What good do you like
in me?

Your talk, your nature

And my eyes, my lips
and my body?

Tell me, how is my body?

What are you saying?

Why, that day you were
staring at me

When you came to return
the book

Tell me, why were you
looking at me?

Just because, you like
me

Have you gone mad?

I want to become mad
in your arms

Raj please, otherwise I'll
jump into the water

I'm warning you
I'll jump

Sonia, what happened
what happened?

Nothing, I just got slipped

What are you looking at?

Nothing

Be frank, that you are
looking at my wife

What are you saying?

Friend, even if you are
looking at my wife

What's the harm in it?

Sonia has got something
special in her

Anyone who looks at her
falls flat for her

It's very good

Actually, should I tell
you onething?

Your wife is much better
than mine

Do you know, why?

Your wife is like
this Glass...

Whatever is inside, is
seen absolutely clear

And it stays in
our hands

But, my wife

Is like an ice cube

We think that its in
our fist

When we open, there's nothing

Sitdown, I'll tell you
a joke

There's a friend of mine
Prem in Delhi

His neighbour is Pappu

They are bum pals
like us

One night, do you know
what they did

Prem went off to
Pappu's wife

And Pappu went off
to Prem's wife

Understood?

Is this a joke?

No, this is the reality
the joke starts only now

It's been 6 months that
this incident took place

And both their wives till
date don't know

That on that night both their
husbands changed beds

What are you blabbering?

Raj, we are in Mauritius

No body recognises us
over here

Tonight, why don't we...

You with Sonia and
me with Priya

This must be your culture
but not mine

You are looking at your friends
wife with wrong intentions?

Move...

I'm atleast truthful

That whatever is on my mind is
openly coming out of me

I'm not like you

You daily enjoy looking at my
wife's body with your eyes

Today, when I've spoken
something

You immediately remembered
culture

Bastard, I'll not leave
you alive

Raj, leave him

Vicky, what are you doing?

Raj, what are you doing?

Raj, after all, what's
the matter?

Nothing, come let's
go back

Oh human! The one who
has reached the moon

Look at the wonder
of the wood?

At the age of 60,when
one gets a hunch back

Then a stick made of
wood will be in the hands

Hey, so soon B.T. P?

Bloody, there's some problem
come, let's go and enquire

Brother Raj, how come
you are alone

Hey, your friend has not
come with you?

Bloody went straight away
without giving an answer

I think its D.M.K.K.

Meaning, Dhal mein kuch kala hai
(there's something fishy)

Yes...

You didn't tell anything
in Mauritius

Didn't say anything
even in the plane

This is our house

Atleast now tell that what dialogues
took place between Vicky & you

That you both became
enemy of each other

I've already told you

That you don't have to
know anything about this

Just understand, that hereafter
we have no relation left with them

Vicky, it was you who said that
nothing happens without a reason

There definitely must be some
rhyme or reason for this fight

There was a reason

I lost my senses
I've gone mad

That's why, I picked up
the fight

What do you expect
me to do

That I beg for pardon, fold
my hands, fall at his feet

I tell him that I can't
stay without him

Das Din Ho Gaye no talking
(its ten days since they've talked)

Friend, even the colony
looks desolated

It looks as if only we both
stay in the colony

Friend, what would be the
reason for their fight?

Meaning, wrestling?

No, my friend

These husbands when
they fight

The reason behind their
fight in their wives

Oh! Now I've understood, they
had gone to Mauritius, lsn't it

They must have caught a taxi

Sonia must have told that
I'll sit in the front

Priya, must have told that
I'll sit in the front

There, the fight must
have started

No, I think, its B.F.

Yes...

They must have taken a
bungalow over there

And there's only one
bath room in a Bungalow

Now ladies first, ladies first
but, there were 2 ladies

In between first & first, there
must've got something struck

So, we'll do onething, we'll
patch up between both of them

And send them back to Mauritius

And tell them not to stay
in the Bungalow, but in a Hotel

Priya can go in her
bathroom & Sonia in her's

That's all, there'll be
no fight

Oh God! L.P. What an
excellent brain you have

Bloody, you're a G.F.

Does G.F. Mean Galat(wrong)
Gadha(Donkey)

Bloody, move...

How dare you think
like that?

Does G.F. Mean Ganda(Dirty)
Don't talk to me

Raj, there's 8000 dollars of
your's left in the Mauritius trip

The condition which Raj is
going through over there

The same is with
Vicky over here

He doesn't say anything

4 days are left for
his Birthday

How happy I was, that this
time we'll go places

But now, I think, that he'll
not even celebrate his Birthday

I think there's some evil
eye casted on our happiness

For the last 8 days, I've not
had any continental food

I've not even taken
the name of Hotel

Daily I've been making Dhal(Pulses)
& Roti in the house

But still he's stays
dis-interested

Sonia, has any mistake been
committed from our side?

If the ball crosses it's boundaries
and goes off the track

It's again included
in the play

If a human being
goes astray

Can't he or she be
pardoned?

The mistake which I
committed in Mauritius

If that's the reason for
the fight between you both

Then, I beg an appology
for that

Certain facts, if they're untold
its good for everyone

I've forgotten, that we made
any friends over here

It's good that even you
people understand

That we are strangers
to you

Should I make
the coffee

You keep it over there itself
I'll have it

Priya, lift it

Vicky, get up

Vicky get out

Vicky, you're alright
Isn't it-Yes

Can't we become friends
again?

Today, had there not been
any firendship between us

I would've never celebrated
my Birthday

This is for me, this
for Sonia

And this is for Priya, and
this is for Raj

Now don't tell that you see
pink elephants after drinking

Today, its my Birthday

All of us will keep drinking
the whole night

No Vicky, I'll not drink

Come on Raj, Priya, make
Raj understand

Raj today there are 2
celebrations

One Vicky's Birthday and
Second of our friendship

Have it...

No body can rebuke
on the wife's say

Why have you come here?

Will you have?

How nice it feels that we
4 have again become friends

Now, if there's any mistake
committed from our end

Don't conceal it in
your heart

You can voice it to me

Come Raj, today you both
have drunk enough

One minute, the party
is still not over

Priya, jsut one drink in
the name of our friendship

Priya, they'll not listen
come on let's go

Alright, but come soon

Where's the bottle?

Bottle... that I...

I found the bottle
take it, and drink

First, you drink

Me... alright

Take, now you drink

No, you make me drink
- I should make you drink?

Alright, have this...

Friend, we had a ball
of our time

Forget whatever happened

I'll get...

No... enough...

Hey, friend, you haven't still given
me the Birthday gift

Tell me, what do you want?

Just once, I become
Raj and you Vicky

What do you say?

What are you thinking?

So, you've come, did your
heart feel contended

Last night, did Vicky
come here?

Yes, you yourself had
sent him

Yesterday, I agreed because
it was his Birthday

He would've felt offended
had I refused

But don't make this
a habit

I'll even tell Sonia, that
she keeps Vicky under control

Yes, if its on any
special occasion

Then, I've no objections
for it

But, don't make this a
habit

Yes, if its on any special
occasion

Then, I've no objections
for it

What happened?

Sonia has been
murdered

What!

Don't touch her

You killed my Sonia

I...
- lf not you than who else?

Weren't you with Sonia the
whole night?

What are saying
Vicky?

Last night Raj was here?
How is it possible?

You had said that you were going
to the Airport for a drink

Sister-in-law, we had gone to
the Airport

He left me there &
sneaked here

What nonsense are you
talking?

Priya he's telling a lie

Tell me when did we go to
the Airport?

He is lying

I didn't kill his wife officer

I didn't know he had evil intentions
for my wife, for my Sonia

Why did you involve me?

What animus do you've for me?

No animus

But for a murder, there has
to be a murderer

That's why you put the blame
on me?

Yes

I had planned every step
meticulously

Now listen to the important
thing

You're going to be
hanged

Tell the court that you've
committed the murder

I'll appeal to the court, that
you shouldn't be hanged

But be awarded life
imprisonment

Life imprisonment only 14 years
punishment

I'll pay you for that

14 lakhs dollars

1 lakh dollar per year,
I'll send to Priya

Outside Priya'll we be happy, &
you'll also be happy

This case is related
to Indians

And here the court language
is French

That's why I'll translate the court
proceedings, in Hindi

By the statement of Vikram Bajaj
& of witnesses

And by the evidences

The case of Sonia Bajaj's murder
is very clear

Sonia Bajaj & Vikram Bajaj

Were not only neighbours
of Raj & Priya

But they were intimate
friends also

On the day of murder, it
was Vikram Bajaj's birthday

And to celebrate it
all the 4 went out

And returned around 1.30am

Sonia & Priya went to their
respective homes

Raj & Vikram continued drinking outside
the house

Liquor exhausted at
about 2.30am

But Raj wanted to drink more

That's why he asked Vikram to
come to the Airport bar

It's a lie, I didn't
tell him anything

I never told him to come
to the Airport bar

We didn't go to the Airport
bar either

You'll be given
a chance to speak

Raj knows that his wife Priya
won't allow him to drink more

That's why Raj sent Vikram
to take Priya's permission

After that both of them went
to the Airport in Vikram's car

Two! Only 1 had gone

After reaching there Vikram
realized that

He has left behind his
credit card & purse

Taking advantage of this

Raj also pretended
and said

That he has left his purse with Priya

He told Vikram to sit in the bar

And he alone went home to
bring the money

Alone! 2 came

Vikram waited for
Raj till 5.30am

And Raj instead of going to his
house went to Sonia

Who was alone in the house

To satisfy his lust
with Sonia

He couldn't have had a
better opportunity

But when Sonia refused
to accept his offer

Then under the influence
of liquor and anger

He killed Sonia with
the liquor bottle

This is all a lie

This is a ploy of Vicky

He wants to entangle me

If you once again talk
in the middle

Court'll take serious
action against you

Your honour
Whatever I've started

1st proof is forensic
report which'll substantiate it

By which it's proved

That the bottle which was used to murder
Sonia had Raj's finger prints

You make me drink with
your hands

Me? Okay! Have it

I seek permission of the Court
to call my first witness

I had seen only one not
two, going on that night

While coming back they
were two, not one

I find something fishy in
this L.P.

L. P? -Yes

You'll find your wife as LP without
glasses in day time also?

What you would've
seen at night?

Shut up, or else they'll put
you also into jail

Did Mr. Vikram come to you
on that fateful night?

'Yes' around 2.30 am I woke
to a door bell

I opened the door thinking
lt'll be Raj

But...

Our liquor stock was over so,
we thought of going to Airport

Where's Raj?

If Raj had come, you wouldn't've
allowed him, so I've come

No, already you're over drunk

Please liten to me! Don't refuse
today, its my birthday

Don't refuse

We'll be back in 2 hrs.

2 hours

Okay! Just 2 hours only

lt'll be just 2 hours

Come back quickly

Thanks! You may go now

Sir, I request your permission
to call my second witness

Was Mr. Vikram at your bar
from 3 Am to 5.30 AM?

Yes! Mr. Triton says, Vikram had
come to the Bar counter by 3.30 AM

And took a bottle of scotch
without paying for it

He was going on drinking
upto 5.30 AM

At the time of closure of the Bar

When Mr. Triton asked for the
payment of the bill

For a bill of 50$ Mr. Vikram pledged his
$100 worth wristwatch & went away

Whatever you want to say in your
defence you can say it now

Whatever Mr. Public Prosecutor
had told are all white lies

The truth is that, after our drinks got
over we never want to the Airport

But, this man had told me
so cheap & disgusting word that

I feel ashamed to repeat
it in this court

He talked about swapping
my wife for a night

I beat him for this

And to tell Sonia how wratched
her husband is...

I went to her

Put some sense into your
Vicky's head

Bastard! Will he speak about
wife swapping with me?

Bastard! Will be speak about wife
swapping in the name of friendship?

I'll kill him
I'll murder him

I'll kill...

I don't remember anything
after that

Sir, Mr. Vikram wants to tell
something to the court

Whatever Raj had told now
are all lies

The talk about wife swapping
didn't take place on that night

But, it happened a few days
earlier in Mauritius

And these cheap & disgusting words
were not told by me to Raj

Infact, they were told
by Raj to me

Bastard, you're lying

No, your Honour! Lnfact I had a fight
also with him for that

And sister-in-law Priya is
a witness for that

He came to ask pardon
from me also

Bastard

How innocent Raj used
to look?

Hey! VCD all men are like
that only

They always like other
man's wife

Garbage has fallen on the
streets of Italy's bazaar

Why is my husband walking like
a cat to your husband?

Garbage

Thank God, I found L.P.

I want to tell you about
a VIB

You mean very important matter

BB! I mean... tell... tell'

Sonia's murderer wasn't AM
it was PM

You mean it didn't take place
in daytime, but it was at night

Oh God! Lt wasn't an Accidental Murder
it was a planned murder

I had seen it with my own
eyes on that night

They were not two
only one went

That means, Raj went to Sonia
and Vicky didn't go to Priya

Oh God! You're not able to get it
Listen to me fully

I don't want to listen! If Raj hears
about it, he'll do my PM

I mean... planned murder

CD, I think they've also decided
about wife swapping

Now, what're we supposed to do?

Nothing, be vigilent

And sleep at nights with
lights on

Understood? -Yes

Damn it! No one listens to me

Damn it! Who will listen to me?

VCD one minute
one minute

What's it?

Thank God, I found you alone

What do mean by it?

I want to talk to you alone

What do you want to talk?

About the same night when
Sonia Bajaj was murdered

You mean, wife swapping?
- Yes

CD is not agreeeing at least
you agree

Why're you shouting?

What happened VCD?
- My doubts have come true

Your husband is talking about
wife swapping with me

What?

Oh! Lf you both hear me, you
can understand everything

You'll agree to me

Never, we're Indian women

We'll rather give up our lives
But'll never agree to your plan

What's this, what happened?

I've understand everything
When she comes out to dry her hair

Why you also come out
to dry your hair?

And I too've understood why you always
to go to the window at nights

Hey! Are you after my VCD?
I'm from Ludhiana

Are you after my wife?
Do you know, I'm from Calcutta

Leave him... leave him...

We'll not fight

Why do the Swiss Police come always
to spoil my fair name?

What happened Vicky?

Nothing... nothing...

What happened?

Police couldn't apprehend Raj

They've a doubt that he'll definitely
try to meet or call you?

It isn't good for Raj to have
escaped from court

Still there's time for him
to surrender to the Police

Otherwise, I fear, he may end up
dead in police encounter

I want to tell you something

Please listen to me
I didn't kill Sonia

It wasn't me who told that
in Mauritius, it was Vicky

If it was told by Vicky, why didn't you
tell me even after many pleadings?

That was my biggest mistake

But, I didn't kill Sonia
It was a plan by Vicky to trap me

Then, why did you escape
from the court?

Because, you're my Supreme Court

Look into my eyes once

If you feel I'm the criminal
I'll surrender myself to the Police

I didn't kill Sonia
You're my Supreme Court

If you feel I'm the criminal
I'll surrender myself to the Police

Your love & your confidence
is with me

Now, I can prove myself
innocent

But, how will you do it?

Vicky told the court that we both
went to the Airport together

But, I never went to
the Airport

If I can prove it
I can find a way out of it

I'll tell you one thing, I've seen
with my own eyes on that night

When they went out, they
weren't two, it was only one

While coming they were not one
but two

Yesterday BP & his wife came
to deliver food

BP wanted to tell me about
something secretly from Police

May be he knows about something

You go home otherwise
Vicky will get suspicious

I'll go & meet BP in
his restaurant

Who?

Where did these bums have
come from?

Don't know from where they've come?
Do they've to come here only?

Let them've 4 pegs, I'll put
to sleep here only

Bloody scotch-Equal

Bloody, they're asking me...

People standing next to you're police
They're police...

I've something important
to talk with you

Not now! Wait for some time
meet me outside! -Where?

A place where no one visits!

Behind Alphi's shop!

Use this lighter fool!

Fool!

Fool! My father was a fool!
My grandpa was a fool!

You too are a fool!

Beat me with my own stick
As you saw! So you reap!

I'm dead!

Okay, tell me BP, when you went to
Priya on that night with food!

Yes! -What was that you, wanted
to tell her?

What did Vicky tell in
the court that day?

That you both went to
Airport together!

I had seen that night they were
not two, but only one went

And while coming back, they were
two not one

You mean?
- I'll explain you!

When I was about to go to sleep
I heard the sound of footsteps outside

I went to the window and saw!
...Do you know what I saw?

A person came out of Vicky's house
...And got into the car

Started it & went away!

It must've been Vicky only!
What did you see after that?

After that, I went back
to sleep!

Then suddenly, I woke up to the
sound of a car

When I went to the door
and looked out

I saw a long car coming and stopping
infront of Vicky's house

Two fat and tall men got
down from the car

Took out some things
from the dicky!

And went straight into house

Tell man? Were you wearing your
glasses at that time?

That was the mistake I did
I wasn't wearing my glasses

That means the car you saw
was Vicky's car

You saw two men getting
down from it!

One of the two was Vicky!

The second one who's involved
in Sonia's murder with Vicky!

Only that man can become the
witness for my innocence

But, where do we search
for him?

We can get information about him
from Vicky's house only

So, when Vicky's Isn't at home?

I've to enter his house at
an oppurtune time!

But do you know how much police
security's there around his house?

I'll find out a way for it!

Save life festival!

It won't taste good!

You're here, he'll be there
save life festival!

Thanks for chicken!
They fell into our net

...Come... Come... let's go...

Searching for evidences?

You'll not find anything!

Evidences are left by chance

And I don't do anything
by chance

I've already told you Raj once

The thing for which you're searching
I've it with me!

Unsheathed sword & loaded pistol
shouldn't be kept in open, Mr. Planner

All your plans will turn
upside down

Tell me, why did you trap me
in Sonia's murder case?

You can never shoot me!
You're not a murderer

I'm the murderer! I've
committed the murder

You're searching evidence for
proving your innocence

Which you can never get!
And you can't go out from here

Because police will be coming
in at any moment!

I'll go out

I'll go out from here infront
of you & the police

The police will not stop me
...lt'll stop you

...You've come

Put some sense into him
He's behaving like a kid

Priya, come here
- No Priya

Don't go to him, he's gone
mad completely

He'll kill you also

He's not the Assasin
You're the assasin

Only Bastards like you
will kill their wives

Raj isn't like that

He's fooling you

She's his wife

He'll escape

I'll deflat the tyres

Did you find anything
from Vicky's house?

No

I didn't find any evidence

He has planned
for everything

The Bastard was true

There's nothing like by chance
in this world

This boarding pass was inside
that book

29 December? That was the day
Sonia was murdered

And she was in Zurich at
that time

Then how could she come from
Geneva to Zurich?

This is very fishy

When a Sonia is dead here

How could another Sonia come
from Geneva to Zurich?

Because, she wasn't Sonia Bajaj
she was some one else

And she has come here on that night
under the name of Sonia

Then, the person who was seen with
Vicky on that night

It wasn't a man, but a woman
whom I saw!

Then, who could it be?

I had seen Vicky with a
girl in Mauritius

And the way they met
each other!

Sonia was also very disturbed
on seeing them!

I felt there's something of an
affair between them!

She'll be that girl only!

And to search her, I've to
go to Geneva

I can get her address with the
help of this boarding pass

But, how can we go there?

Every way out of this city is being
checked thoroughly by police

Do one thing, you go through
spanish way

There had been a heavy
snow fall there!

It's very deserted place
Go by that route!

Oh! Raj here also there's
a police check post

Shall we turn back the car?

No, they'll get suspicious!

They're checking for licenses
what shall we do now?

You come into the driver's seat!

Why?

Do as I order you

Raj this is bungalow No! 56B!

This is Vikaram & Sonia's Bungalow!

That means the girl who
came there

Her ticket was booked on Sonia's name

And on Sonia's address

So that no one gets suspicious!

Where are we to search
for her?

The sign on board says
she's out

There's no one at home!

There's someone inside!

May be it's that girl only!

You be here only!

I'll check out!

Who are you? What are
you doing here?

First, you tell me
why're you here?

Leave it, you first tell me
who're you? -other wise I'll shoot you

I'm an Insurance Detective!
I'm here for investigation

What're you investigating?

Vikram had insured his wife's life
with our company for $100 millions

Insurance for $100 millions?
- Yes!

And today's the last day
for the payment

And I was here to take
a last chance

That I may get any clue leading to involvement
of Vikram in Sonia's murder

But, I couldn't get any such clue
- I'll give you a clue!

I got this boarding pass
from Vikram's car

How could this be?

She was murdered on
this day only

Then how could she come from
Geneva to Zurich!

I've came from Zunich to Geneva
to find out only this!

When I enquired with Airlines
I got this address

Understood! This girl is
Vikram's friend Neeta

Do you know her? - No!

But, Vikram came to me a few days
after the murder

To expediate the Insurance payment
he offered me bribe also

I got suspicious

When I enquired about him
I found out that...

He had an affair with a girl
named Neeta before his marriage

But, I could never find
that girl!

I had seen her once
in Mauritius!

If we're able to locate her then your
company will be saved by $100 millions

And I could get the evidence to
prove my innocence!

For this, I must first stop
Vikram's payment!

Come with me!

He has been paid!

He has already transferred the entire
amount by computer to his account!

Can you tell me his
account number?

He has transferred entire money
into his Singapore Account!

Not the entire money!
He has transferred $1 lakh to ship!

That means he's travelling to
Singapore by ship

Then that girl Neeta will
also be with him!

Yes?
I must also go by this ship!

I'm being persecuted for your murder!
And you're alive!?

Tell me what's the plan
of you both?

Whom did Vikram kill &
trap me in to that murder case?

Come on tell!
- Why're you asking her?

I'll tell you come!
I'll tell you everything, leisurely!

You've done a good thing
by coming here

In few hours this ship will
cross swiss boundaries

After that swiss laws can't
harm neither you nor me

Take it!

Oh! I've forgot that you'll not be
conscious after drinks

And to understand my plan It's
a necessity that you must be conscious

So, you want to know if this
Sonia Bajaj is alive!

Then, who's the girl who's dead
...She was infact Sonia Bajaj!

She's my girlfriend! - Neeta

Vikram Bajaj, whom you're thinking
is a Billionaire

Is actually not a Billonaire!

A few days back he was a an
ordinary drummer in a Geneva Bar

I was playing drum there and
Neeta used to dance there

Neeta, from today, you're
not going to dance!

I can't tolerate anyone
touching you, quit all this

Quit?! If I quit all this
who'll pay me so much money

I'll give you!
I'll do anything for you

I'll fulfill all your needs!

I too love you!

My way of living is not just to
live for living sake

I want to enjoy life
like the rich do!

And you can never earn so much
wealth by playing drum in a bar

You want wealth Isn't it?
I'll get you wealth!

After that Vicky didn't meet me for
next 3 months!

One day suddenly...

Great, today you look like a Richman
- I've married a rich girl!

Not for me, but for you! -For me?

My wife's life is insured for
100 million

If you co-operate with me
Those 100 millions will be ours

I've a game plan

And the first step of that
game plan was...

To bring my girl friend Neeta as
my wife Sonia to Zurich

And to search for such
a scapegoat

Who's not only a bachelor
but must be of my age

Luck was in my favour!

One day you & Priya came
there to reside

As soon as I saw you, I felt
my work is over

And my next step was to make you
get attracted towards Neeta

That's why willingly she stepped
infront of your car

And play acting about insurance
I took you both to Mauritius

Because, the final step of plan was
to get executed there only

That was killing Sonia and
getting you accused for it

That's why I called Sonia also
to come to Mauritius

Do you remember? That college friends
...the same one...

She was Sonia Bajaj
my real wife!

That's why to get intimate with you
Neeta played the kiss drama

So, that when I play the
trump card of wife swapping

You'll easily fall for her

But you turned out to be
a Devoted husband!

That you had a fight with me
and spoiled all my plans

Even then, we were not
discouraged man!

To befriend you again we
saught your forgiveness

And played the drama of jack slip
- And then

This time, I was successful
you went to Neeta and fell unconscious

And then I carried you to next
bedroom and put you on a bed

Neeta you be here only! I'll go
to airport to receive Sonia

If he regains consciousness

You don't worry! He'll not regain
consiciousness till morning

I've added sleeping pills
in his drinks! Go!

Sonia coming here wasn't any
coincidence, it was my plan

I asked Sonia to sit in car
and went into Airport Restaurant

So that, I'll have a witness

I went to him and asked for
a bottle of whisky!

And lied him that I didn't have money

That my friends will come
with money

As soon as he comes I'll
settle the bill!

And when I saw the manager getting
busy with other customers

I slipped out from
there silently!

Hey! Since when you've started
believing in by chance

This is not only book
it's my friends

And I came home with Sonia

Do you remember you wore a nightie
same like this on our first night

I want to see you again
like that!

Wear this and get ready
to go to Airport

I picked up the bottle on which
your finger prints had been imprinted

What's the matter? Today you're
in very Romantic mood!

I was eagerly waiting for
this night only

What?

Wantonly I smashed with a bottle
& disfigured her face

So, that no one could
recognise her

And after that sending off Neeta
on Geneva flight!

Silently I went into Airport
restaurent & sat there!

I made the bartender believe that
I was there in bar till early hours

I was successful in the risk
I had taken

I gave my watch to bartender
and made him into a witness!

People spend their lives, even then
they can't earn a million

And, within 5 months I've become
proud owner of 100 millons

Why do you always say
by chance?

What did it gave you?

One peg!

One peg?

Yes!

Because, its a day of celebration!

That's why I'll also join you!

You're a great planner!

How intelligently you've
planned

But every intelligent has
a streak of foolishness in him

Other than himself he considers
the entire world as foolish!

You too are one of those
overconfidence fools

You're thinking that I'm here
to escape from police

I am not here to escape from police
I was here to know your plan

And in your over confidence
you told me everything!

And now you may be thinking
how I could find your whereabouts

By chance!

Can you recognise this
boarding pass?

This was your real wife
Sonia Bajaj's

And I found this in your car

By coincidence in the
book"Coincidence"

Which you were making fun of!

Then, by chance I met
Insurance detective

Through him I came to know that
you've got the insurence money

And that you've transferred
$1,00,000 to the ship!

Okay! Even if you know my plan
what can you do?

Within few hours this ship will
cross swiss boundaries

And after that we'll be
miles far away

Wait! Before you go
miles far away

I'll tell you a joke! Which is
narrated to school children

Which you may've never heard it

Because you're from streets!

Then listen

A tortoise & a hare were friends

One day they had a race
between them!

And the hare surged
forward immediately

And reaching near the winning post
it slept of without any worry!

The foolish hare never knew when the
tortoise had come & overtook it

Is it a joke?

No, this is a story!

The joke is that our story is a exactly
like the story of Tortoise & Hare

In which I've won
not you

What are you blabbering?

The plan by me was successful
I've my Neeta with me

I've $100 million!

What do you've?

Nothing... l've won!

I can't explain you in words
There'll be a computer here Isn't it?

Come, I'll explain it you with
modern technology

Come... Come!

This is my Singapore Bank's
account number

How could you know it?

That's what I want to show you

People generally have a password
that can be easily remembered

Like...

But you can't do like that

Because you're a Bastard

Then what could be your password?

You always repeat a word

Isn't it this

Did you see Mr. Planner?

You earned $100 millions in
5 months with a plan

And in just 5 minutes

I redeposited your entire amount
into Insurance account

Now from a Billionaire you're
again become a penniless man

Take two sticks and go back to some bar
& play drums & make this girl dance

No use of holding my collar

Can you see this mike?

Whatever you said has
been recorded

And the tape recorder
is there!

You take this and inform
the security!

Neeta is dead!

Toilet is there

Father, they didn't mean toilet!
It's welcome

Is he your FIL? (Father-in-law)

You too've come back
to India?

Where we'll go?

There's pollution, corruption here

But there's BJP here!

Bahut Jyada pyar(Too much of Love)

Now, it's a fashion of taking
out Albums!

Every Sikh is cutting
an Album

We've a Sikh in house!

I've planned to cut an Album
on National integration

A Bengali song in the
voice of a Sikh!

Sing man!

My Album's name is'Bhalo'!

Raj, you've not yet introduced
them to me

I'm a MBBS!

No... No... No

MBBS means...,