0:03:20.233,0:05:37.704 Mother! 0:05:37.704,0:05:38.871 Daughter, what happened? 0:05:38.871,0:05:42.375 Daddy, one rowdy is[br]following me 0:05:42.375,0:05:48.214 It's him 0:05:48.214,0:05:49.882 What do you people think[br]of yourselves? 0:05:49.882,0:05:51.551 Till yesterday, you were troubling[br]girls on the roads 0:05:51.551,0:05:52.552 Today, you've reached till[br]the house 0:05:52.552,0:05:54.387 But sir, she... 0:05:54.387,0:05:57.056 Immediately, get out my sight[br]or else I shoot you 0:05:57.056,0:05:58.891 I'm the colonel of Military[br]do you get it? 0:05:58.891,0:06:01.394 Sir, look, she has brought[br]my Umbrella 0:06:01.394,0:06:08.234 Umbrella? 0:06:08.234,0:06:18.211 I thought it was my Umbrella[br]by-mistake I brought yours 0:06:18.211,0:06:20.913 My daughter made a mistake 0:06:20.913,0:06:33.426 Look, it's pouring heavily outside[br]go after it stops 0:06:33.426,0:06:36.596 Priya daughter, why've[br]you brought Tea? 0:06:36.596,0:06:39.599 Raj has got drenched[br]get Rum for him 0:06:39.599,0:06:41.001 No sir, I don't drink 0:06:41.001,0:06:44.604 Hey, have it, there is nothing[br]better than Rum when it's raining 0:06:44.604,0:06:48.107 Liquor doesn't suit me, I go[br]astray after having liquor 0:06:48.107,0:06:49.942 Hey, everybody goes astray[br]but... 0:06:49.942,0:06:59.452 Daddy, never force anybody[br]to have liquor 0:06:59.452,0:07:00.787 Alright, tell me one thing 0:07:00.787,0:07:03.079 I went to the temple, Mosque[br]and Church because 0:07:03.079,0:07:05.792 Tomorrow, my examination[br]results are going to be out 0:07:05.792,0:07:07.126 Why did you go? 0:07:07.126,0:07:09.128 Tomorrow, even my result[br]is going to be out 0:07:09.128,0:07:11.798 Bombay Polo Club is sending[br]one coach to Switzerland 0:07:11.798,0:07:14.133 I've come from Jaipur[br]for it's interview 0:07:14.133,0:07:15.802 Where did you learn[br]playing Polo? 0:07:15.802,0:07:17.136 From my dad 0:07:17.136,0:07:19.639 He was the captain of Jaipur[br]Royal Club in those days 0:07:19.639,0:07:29.482 Hey, even I used to play in[br]that, what's your Daddy's name? 0:07:29.482,0:07:34.153 I've played manier times[br]with him 0:07:34.153,0:07:36.989 I'm very well known to the[br]Polo Club authorities of this place 0:07:36.989,0:07:41.494 If you say, I'll[br]recommend you 0:07:41.494,0:07:50.002 And I've full confidence[br]that I'll only get this Job 0:07:50.002,0:08:07.052 The rain has stopped[br]I'll leave 0:08:07.052,0:08:11.357 You had to take trouble[br]because of me 0:08:11.357,0:08:36.215 In this excuse, I found my own[br]folks in this foreign city 0:08:36.215,0:08:38.384 That... I wanted to[br]say, that... 0:08:38.384,0:08:39.886 That, I've forgotten my[br]Umbrella 0:08:39.886,0:09:33.105 Right, I'll just get it 0:09:33.105,0:09:37.061 Come Raj, come 0:09:37.061,0:09:39.612 Sir, you? 0:09:39.612,0:09:44.951 Yes, I'm only the chairman[br]of Polo Club 0:09:44.951,0:09:56.462 And today, the members of the[br]Polo Club have seen your talent 0:09:56.462,0:09:59.298 Hey, how did you come to know[br]that I've passed in the interview? 0:09:59.298,0:10:03.803 By looking at the happiness[br]on your face 0:10:03.803,0:10:04.804 Why? 0:10:04.804,0:10:06.806 Because you too have[br]passed in your exams 0:10:06.806,0:10:08.474 How did you come[br]to know? 0:10:08.474,0:10:14.981 By looking at the happiness[br]on your face 0:10:14.981,0:10:16.816 The choice of the restaurant[br]will be yours 0:10:16.816,0:10:19.151 Because I'm a stranger[br]to this city 0:10:19.151,0:10:20.152 Alright! 0:10:20.152,0:11:08.034 Then, I'll take you to such a place[br]where strangers become friends 0:11:08.034,0:11:12.204 You both are thinking as to[br]how to make a start, lsn't it 0:11:12.204,0:11:15.875 In my opinion, you should[br]start with a juice 0:11:15.875,0:11:19.045 This is an appetizer, it also[br]passes time, that's why 0:11:19.045,0:11:21.038 The talk also can[br]be more 0:11:21.038,0:11:26.052 So tell me, what should I get[br]orange, sweet lime, apple, pineapple? 0:11:26.052,0:11:27.553 Get one sweet lime juice[br]for me 0:11:27.553,0:11:30.056 And for you? 0:11:30.056,0:11:38.397 One minute, do one thing, get[br]2 sweet lime juices 0:11:38.397,0:11:42.401 Actually, get 2 orange juices[br]I like orange juice 0:11:42.401,0:11:45.905 One minute, this treat is[br]for you, lsn't it 0:11:45.905,0:11:47.239 That's why, your choice 0:11:47.239,0:11:51.911 No, you are giving this treat, that's[br]why, the choice will be of yours 0:11:51.911,0:11:56.582 Should I give a suggestion[br]I'll get 2 Mocktails 0:11:56.582,0:12:00.086 Both your choices will[br]be mixed 0:12:00.086,0:12:04.757 Keep continuing your talk 0:12:04.757,0:12:07.927 The problem of the juice[br]got solved by the Mocktail 0:12:07.927,0:12:11.597 But the food we get over here[br]will not be in the same manner 0:12:11.597,0:12:13.933 In which, both our choices[br]gets mixed 0:12:13.933,0:12:19.271 The, let's go to such a place where[br]every choice of ours gets mixed 0:12:19.271,0:12:20.606 And where is such[br]a place? 0:12:20.606,0:12:23.943 I've not seen, but I've[br]heard of it 0:12:23.943,0:12:26.779 That's in Switzerland, the choice of[br]people gets mixed and becomes one 0:12:26.779,0:12:30.449 The polo club is not sending two[br]but one coach to Switzerland 0:12:30.449,0:19:23.028 The wife of the coach can also[br]go with him, lsn't it 0:19:23.028,0:19:26.532 Raj, what a beautiful house[br]even the car is too good 0:19:26.532,0:19:27.699 Look, even the lawn[br]is so cute 0:19:27.699,0:19:31.087 Our house is not that one, it's[br]this one and this is our car 0:19:31.087,0:19:32.538 This? 0:19:32.538,0:19:35.874 Why? Didn't you like it? 0:19:35.874,0:19:38.043 No, it's good, it's very good 0:19:38.043,0:19:43.215 Then, let's go inside 0:19:43.215,0:19:48.387 He means, welcome... welcome... 0:19:48.387,0:19:49.054 You people? 0:19:49.054,0:19:50.722 I'm B. P, he's L. P 0:19:50.722,0:19:53.058 Meaning Bhanu Pradhan[br]- He's Lokhan Pal 0:19:53.058,0:19:55.006 It's not Lokhan, it's Lakhan[br]- Alright 0:19:55.006,0:19:58.023 I'm Raj, and she's my[br]wife Priya 0:19:58.023,0:20:00.065 How are you? 0:20:00.065,0:20:02.734 She's my C. D[br]- And she's my V.C. D 0:20:02.734,0:20:05.007 He means that my name[br]is Champa Devi 0:20:05.007,0:20:07.406 And my name is[br]Veena Chandra Devi 0:20:07.406,0:20:09.241 There is full Audio Video[br]system over here 0:20:09.241,0:20:14.079 We were waiting restlessly for[br]you to listen to the hot news of India 0:20:14.079,0:20:16.915 There is no spicy and sensational[br]news published in papers of here 0:20:16.915,0:20:17.916 Why? -You're right 0:20:17.916,0:20:21.587 In our India, the moment we pick up[br]the paper, in the front page 0:20:21.587,0:20:27.926 We get to read existing news like[br]riots, corruption, murder, encounters 0:20:27.926,0:20:30.095 Am I right?[br]- Absoultely 0:20:30.095,0:20:32.931 Recently we have heard that[br]there is H.S. E going on 0:20:32.931,0:20:36.435 Har Saal elections[br](Elections every year) 0:20:36.435,0:20:38.103 Do you people stay in[br]this colony? 0:20:38.103,0:20:40.939 Over here, our house is[br]bang opposite to you 0:20:40.939,0:20:47.112 I'm the O.C. S of this place[br]and he's the V.O. S 0:20:47.112,0:20:48.614 Now, that you've become[br]the member of this place 0:20:48.614,0:20:57.789 So, also listen to the[br]R.O. S of the society 0:20:57.789,0:21:01.793 To digest food over here, its necessary[br]to walk in the day and night 0:21:01.793,0:21:05.464 Because, like in India, Roads with[br]Bumps, and Jumping Rickshaws is not there 0:21:05.464,0:21:09.301 By which the food[br]gets digested, okay 0:21:09.301,0:21:13.138 In the gallery of your house, washed[br]clothes, undergarments pant, shirt 0:21:13.138,0:21:15.807 Blouse, petticoat, it's very[br]important for them to dry 0:21:15.807,0:21:17.476 Because, even if a Foreigner[br]looks from far 0:21:17.476,0:21:21.146 He or she should know, that[br]it's an Indian's house, okay 0:21:21.146,0:21:23.982 One minute, one minute, your[br]R.O. S is quiet long 0:21:23.982,0:21:26.652 Should we do G. P? 0:21:26.652,0:21:28.987 He means should we do the[br]Graha pravesh(enter the house) 0:21:28.987,0:21:35.016 Oh! Why not... come, come... 0:21:35.016,0:21:39.331 Hey, where are you going[br]let them do G. P 0:21:39.331,0:21:40.999 We've already finished[br]our G. P 0:21:40.999,0:21:44.836 Yes, it's over...[br]- come lets do G.M. G 0:21:44.836,0:21:47.005 Meaning Ghar Mein Ghusenge[br](enter the house)again? 0:21:47.005,0:21:48.674 Yes, come 0:21:48.674,0:22:07.693 I'll break the empty bottle[br]- Come, my dear 0:22:07.693,0:22:10.529 Wow! In the very first day itself[br]you've become a complete house wife 0:22:10.529,0:22:16.868 Absoultely, today, tell me[br]what food will you have? 0:22:16.868,0:22:20.706 One minute, do you know[br]to cook all these? 0:22:20.706,0:22:24.543 Great, that means, it's the[br]menu for the entire month 0:22:24.543,0:22:27.546 Today, let's do one thing, we'll[br]make a start with the Indian food 0:22:27.546,0:22:29.214 Dhal(pulses[br]& Roti 0:22:29.214,0:22:31.717 Dhal(pulses) & Roti[br]- yes 0:22:31.717,0:22:35.053 That cannot be cooked[br]- Why, there is everything in the house 0:22:35.053,0:22:39.224 It's not written in it[br]Isn't it 0:22:39.224,0:22:42.394 Meaning, you were going to[br]cook after reading from it-Yes 0:22:42.394,0:22:43.562 Meaning, you don't[br]know anything? 0:22:43.562,0:22:48.567 I know, to make Tea, to make[br]boiled eggs, to roast Pappads 0:22:48.567,0:22:50.402 Then, who used to cook[br]in your house? 0:22:50.402,0:22:53.739 Daddy is there, lsn't it 0:22:53.739,0:22:55.741 No problem, I'll[br]teach you 0:22:55.741,0:22:59.578 Add some water in the[br]Dhal(pulses) and then heat it 0:22:59.578,0:23:05.083 And then add a little salt of your[br]beauty, the chillies of your mischief 0:23:05.083,0:23:08.042 And the cream of[br]your innocence 0:23:08.042,0:23:11.757 And season it with the[br]butter of your amour 0:23:11.757,0:23:14.593 Such a Dhal(pulse) will be cooked[br]that leave alone the Dhal(pulse) 0:23:14.593,0:23:15.927 I'll also eat you[br]along with it 0:23:15.927,0:23:18.043 Enough... I understood[br]how to cook Dhal 0:23:18.043,0:23:21.099 Now, I'll teach you the[br]method of making a roti 0:23:21.099,0:23:25.937 Take the flour and add[br]a little water in it 0:23:25.937,0:23:29.441 Hey, what are you doing, this[br]has become a swimming pool 0:23:29.441,0:23:34.446 No problem, add more flour in it[br]- Alright 0:23:34.446,0:23:37.783 A little more 0:23:37.783,0:23:45.624 Yes, now knead it with[br]your beautiful hands 0:23:45.624,0:23:51.129 Not like this, knead[br]it like this 0:23:51.129,0:24:09.981 Like this... 0:24:09.981,0:24:12.317 Raj, what are you doing? 0:24:12.317,0:24:14.986 Please leave me... 0:24:14.986,0:24:16.988 Raj, leave me, otherwise I'll[br]smear your face with flour 0:24:16.988,0:24:22.828 You can't do anything, your[br]hand is into the flour 0:24:22.828,0:24:24.329 Just wait and watch 0:24:24.329,0:24:32.838 Priya, no... 0:24:32.838,0:24:37.175 Hey, priya, where are[br]you running? 0:24:37.175,0:24:42.018 Today, I'll not leave you 0:24:42.018,0:29:56.494 Raj, what are you doing? 0:29:56.494,0:30:05.336 Hey, what are you doing? 0:30:05.336,0:30:08.084 Can't you see, what if[br]you had died? 0:30:08.084,0:30:10.842 Then? 0:30:10.842,0:30:12.343 Then? 0:30:12.343,0:30:25.523 Then, you would have[br]been behind bars 0:30:25.523,0:30:30.028 Oh God! I got burnt[br]- What happened? 0:30:30.028,0:30:32.197 My hand got burnt 0:30:32.197,0:30:36.534 Hey, this is nothing, immense it[br]into water, it'll get alright 0:30:36.534,0:30:38.087 Oh God, even the food[br]got burnt 0:30:38.087,0:30:40.939 I had brought food from outside[br]even that got burnt 0:30:40.939,0:30:47.378 No problem, come on, let's again make[br]Dhal(pulses) & Roti like that day-Yes... 0:30:47.378,0:30:50.548 No... not that Dhal(pulses)[br]& Roti[br]no way, absoultely not 0:30:50.548,0:30:55.887 You'll get food from[br]outside 0:30:55.887,0:30:59.958 I'll get, but make sure that[br]you don't get used to the outside food 0:30:59.958,0:31:02.393 And you start hating[br]the home made food 0:31:02.393,0:32:57.842 Alright, from tomorrow, I'll[br]cook food only in the house 0:32:57.842,0:33:00.345 What are you watching? 0:33:00.345,0:33:04.182 I... she is playing the[br]piano very good 0:33:04.182,0:33:06.351 Is it? 0:33:06.351,0:33:10.521 I stay here only 0:33:10.521,0:33:24.535 Priya, come down 0:33:24.535,0:33:26.371 You both know each other? 0:33:26.371,0:33:28.873 Yes... we once met[br]on the way 0:33:28.873,0:33:33.878 That was an accident, there[br]was no introduction made 0:33:33.878,0:33:38.716 Priya, they're our neighbours[br]Sonia and... 0:33:38.716,0:33:40.551 Is this your house[br]- Yes 0:33:40.551,0:33:42.887 But from the time we've come[br]we haven't seen you at all 0:33:42.887,0:33:45.039 We had gone out for[br]a few days 0:33:45.039,0:33:47.058 Pleased to meet you all 0:33:47.058,0:33:48.893 Come let's go inside and[br]have coffee 0:33:48.893,0:33:49.056 Yes, come 0:33:49.056,0:33:53.231 No, today we're going out[br]some other time 0:33:53.231,0:33:58.903 Found them... it's good that[br]we all found each other over here 0:33:58.903,0:34:02.024 Look. We've to hold one[br]urgent meeting over here 0:34:02.024,0:34:04.242 What's the matter, what urgent[br]meeting do you want to hold? 0:34:04.242,0:34:06.911 Hey, we've to fence all[br]the four sides 0:34:06.911,0:34:07.578 On the mountain? 0:34:07.578,0:34:09.008 Hey, not on the mountain 0:34:09.008,0:34:11.582 We've to build a wall on all the[br]4 sides of the colony 0:34:11.582,0:34:12.417 Which war? 0:34:12.417,0:34:16.754 Hey, the wall... do you know[br]do you know, what had happened? 0:34:16.754,0:34:19.257 Yesterday, a Lion entered[br]into my house 0:34:19.257,0:34:20.091 Lion? 0:34:20.091,0:34:23.428 It came straight and sat[br]on my chest 0:34:23.428,0:34:29.434 Then, it slowly got down and started[br]drinking milk by standing on the drum 0:34:29.434,0:34:32.027 Before the Lion could[br]do any thing 0:34:32.027,0:34:35.044 The turn which my[br]C. D took 0:34:35.044,0:34:38.776 Both their eyes struck[br]each other 0:34:38.776,0:34:42.028 And the way my C. D threw[br]the bedsheet on it 0:34:42.028,0:34:45.783 Don't ask, as to how the[br]Lion ran 0:34:45.783,0:34:48.453 Great, a woman has got a[br]lot of strength in her 0:34:48.453,0:34:50.288 Wlth one bedsheet, she made[br]the Lion to run away 0:34:50.288,0:34:53.291 Hey, man, my C. D is[br]from Haryana 0:34:53.291,0:34:55.293 What're you both doing[br]over here? 0:34:55.293,0:34:56.961 Do you have to go for your[br]work or not? 0:34:56.961,0:35:03.634 Hey, sister-in-law, you are great[br]you're not C. D but M. D 0:35:03.634,0:35:05.097 No... Mother Durga 0:35:05.097,0:35:09.974 Last night, had you not made the Lion[br]to run away by hiting it with a bedsheet 0:35:09.974,0:35:13.644 This friend of mine B. P[br]would have become B.K. P 0:35:13.644,0:35:16.647 Meaning Bhagwan Ko Pyara[br](reached the tent of God) 0:35:16.647,0:35:19.817 Oh God, it was not a Lion[br]- It was a cat 0:35:19.817,0:35:22.082 Without specs, he finds[br]everything big 0:35:22.082,0:35:27.158 And I had not thrown a[br]bed sheet, I hit it with a napkin 0:35:27.158,0:35:29.016 Hey, why didn't you tell it[br]earlier itself? 0:35:29.016,0:35:33.664 The whole night, out of fear[br]I kept doing J.P. J 0:35:33.664,0:35:40.505 Hey, it's Julaab Pe Julaab[br](Dysentry problem) 0:35:40.505,0:35:43.174 Raj, what do you do?[br]- I teach hockey to the Horses 0:35:43.174,0:35:46.844 Meaning? 0:35:46.844,0:35:48.179 Do you like Polo? 0:35:48.179,0:35:54.018 Not much, but I like the[br]Polo master too much 0:35:54.018,0:35:56.521 Both love and arranged 0:35:56.521,0:35:58.856 Meaning, your marriage was[br]an arrangement for love 0:35:58.856,0:35:59.069 And your's? 0:35:59.069,0:36:01.692 I'll tell you 0:36:01.692,0:36:06.003 No, you can't tell, I'm[br]his second wife 0:36:06.003,0:36:07.532 Meaning? 0:36:07.532,0:36:11.202 Meaning, his first wife is[br]money and his Business 0:36:11.202,0:36:16.874 I've done enough business and[br]made quiet a lot of money 0:36:16.874,0:36:18.709 But did not find the[br]contentment of mind 0:36:18.709,0:36:20.545 That's why, I'm going for[br]Playing a very big Gamble 0:36:20.545,0:36:21.212 Gamble? 0:36:21.212,0:36:25.216 Yes, one deal, if it accomplishes[br]successfully 0:36:25.216,0:36:32.223 Then all the dreams of Sonia[br]and mine will get fulfilled 0:36:32.223,0:36:37.728 "Co-incidence, an event[br]without reason" 0:36:37.728,0:36:40.231 Who reads all this? 0:36:40.231,0:36:43.401 Because I don't believe[br]in Co-incidents 0:36:43.401,0:36:46.237 There is nothing in this world[br]behind which there is no reason 0:36:46.237,0:36:48.406 No Vicky, a lot of times[br]certain incidents take place- 0:36:48.406,0:36:52.076 Behind which there is no reason[br]it's only a mere co-incidence 0:36:52.076,0:36:55.413 This is also a Co-incidence, that[br]we are neighbours in a foreign country 0:36:55.413,0:36:57.915 There is a reason behind[br]this also 0:36:57.915,0:36:58.916 What is the reason?[br]- That... 0:36:58.916,0:37:01.586 It's totally futile talking to[br]vicky regarding co-incidence- 0:37:01.586,0:37:03.754 Raj, you can take this book[br]if you feel like reading- 0:37:03.754,0:37:10.761 I've read it 0:37:10.761,0:37:18.102 Hey, roti's stuffed with[br]Potatoes 0:37:18.102,0:37:19.077 Great! 0:37:19.077,0:37:22.773 The fun in sharing & having[br]is just mind blowing 0:37:22.773,0:37:24.609 Otherwise, where would I get[br]such tasty stuffed Roti to eat? 0:37:24.609,0:37:27.278 Are you making a[br]complaint? 0:37:27.278,0:37:28.446 Priya, you too have 0:37:28.446,0:37:30.448 Hey, priya and Indian food? 0:37:30.448,0:37:34.452 She definitely is an indian, but[br]all her likings is english 0:37:34.452,0:37:38.789 Continential food, exploring[br]new places 0:37:38.789,0:37:41.125 Hey, these all are[br]my likings too 0:37:41.125,0:37:43.794 Then what, if there's no[br]excitement and speed in life- 0:37:43.794,0:37:44.629 Then what's the fun[br]in living? 0:37:44.629,0:37:46.797 And Raj, what is your liking? 0:37:46.797,0:37:48.799 His liking, I'll tell you 0:37:48.799,0:37:52.303 No party, no excitement, life[br]filled with peace 0:37:52.303,0:37:54.972 Strange, this is Sonia's[br]liking too 0:37:54.972,0:37:59.644 Raj, have we both got[br]wrong Wives? 0:37:59.644,0:38:01.812 This definitely requires a due thought[br]- What? 0:38:01.812,0:38:05.316 No... l'm sorry[br]my wife is great 0:38:05.316,0:38:07.318 Raj, let's do something exciting[br]during weekend 0:38:07.318,0:38:24.001 Yes, we'll go to such a place[br]where there is noise & fun 0:38:24.001,0:38:26.504 Hey, what are you doing, you're[br]dancing or stamping my feet 0:38:26.504,0:38:28.506 We'll have to pay[br]over here 0:38:28.506,0:38:29.034 What's it? 0:38:29.034,0:38:34.345 Look, how L.P. Is giving kisses[br]after kisses to his wife 0:38:34.345,0:38:36.847 And, you're not doing[br]anything at all 0:38:36.847,0:38:38.516 Hey, I've no problems in[br]doing that 0:38:38.516,0:38:40.518 But his wife should agree[br]for it, isn't it 0:38:40.518,0:38:42.687 Bloody, I'll give her such a kiss[br]that even she'll get happy 0:38:42.687,0:38:44.188 Kisses after kisses...[br]- What? 0:38:44.188,0:38:50.695 Shameless, I'm talking[br]about myself 0:38:50.695,0:38:52.363 Hey, why do you get angry[br]for this 0:38:52.363,0:38:58.369 I'll kiss you, come here... 0:38:58.369,0:39:05.042 How dare you kissed[br]me 3 times? 0:39:05.042,0:39:06.043 What happened? 0:39:06.043,0:39:08.879 B.P. Kissed me thrice 0:39:08.879,0:39:12.383 Yes, I'm ruined[br]I'm destroyed 0:39:12.383,0:39:15.052 He kissed you thrice 0:39:15.052,0:39:16.721 You do one thing[br]- What? 0:39:16.721,0:39:21.559 Go and kiss him 6 times[br]do TIT for TAT 0:39:21.559,0:39:23.394 Even he'll remember 0:39:23.394,0:39:27.565 You are totally out of your brains[br]go... 0:39:27.565,0:39:30.901 Sister-in-law, please forgive me[br]I mistook you for C.D. 0:39:30.901,0:39:34.238 Hey, its not sister-in-law[br]It's Brother-in-law 0:39:34.238,0:39:36.024 This is a burning situation 0:39:36.024,0:39:38.409 Today itself, I'll call upon[br]a meeting in the society 0:39:38.409,0:39:42.413 Hey, what meeting will you hold?[br]Now, there's a straight way BBC 0:39:42.413,0:39:46.751 What, will you announce such a[br]trivial thing on B.B. C? 0:39:46.751,0:39:49.754 Hey, the meaning for B.B.C. Is[br]Baithkey Baat cheet(sit down & talk) 0:39:49.754,0:39:55.426 Hey,C.D. What are you still doing[br]over here, come let's go 0:39:55.426,0:39:58.095 Got saved 0:39:58.095,0:40:00.431 Thank God, they did[br]not see us 0:40:00.431,0:40:14.779 Otherwise our entire evening[br]would've got spoilt 0:40:14.779,0:40:15.946 No, I'll not drink 0:40:15.946,0:40:16.947 Why? 0:40:16.947,0:40:20.785 No, when I drink, I see pink Elephants[br]no, I'll not drink 0:40:20.785,0:40:22.286 Hey, I'm there, isn't it, I'll[br]take care of you 0:40:22.286,0:40:24.121 Vicky, never force anyone when[br]it comes to drinking 0:40:24.121,0:45:05.069 So, Will I drink all alone? 0:45:05.069,0:45:59.623 In darkness, don't know, when[br]our wives got swapped 0:45:59.623,0:46:51.008 Priya, this is very nice 0:46:51.008,0:46:57.181 Hey Raj, when did you come? 0:46:57.181,0:47:02.352 Just now, I came to[br]return this book 0:47:02.352,0:47:04.021 How was it? 0:47:04.021,0:47:07.858 No, it was good, it was[br]very interesting 0:47:07.858,0:47:11.528 Then, why don't you keep[br]it with you? 0:47:11.528,0:47:16.867 I have read it 0:47:16.867,0:47:17.868 You? 0:47:17.868,0:47:20.037 Hey, I should be asking[br]you this question 0:47:20.037,0:47:21.371 What are you doing[br]over here? 0:47:21.371,0:47:23.207 He came here to return[br]the book 0:47:23.207,0:47:24.708 And I had gone to[br]your house 0:47:24.708,0:47:26.376 Listen, I've made[br]a programme 0:47:26.376,0:47:27.711 The Christmas holidays[br]are about to begin 0:47:27.711,0:47:29.046 And its going to be really[br]cold over here 0:47:29.046,0:47:31.381 Why don't we go to Mauritius[br]It's got beautiful beaches... 0:47:31.381,0:47:34.551 We'll have real good fun[br]25,000 dollars per couple 0:47:34.551,0:47:36.022 Boarding and lodging[br]all included in it 0:47:36.022,0:47:37.554 Wow! Lt'll be real fun 0:47:37.554,0:47:39.223 And when I told this to Priya[br]she felt extreemly happy 0:47:39.223,0:47:41.892 No Vicky, I can't come 0:47:41.892,0:47:43.393 Why, what's the problem? 0:47:43.393,0:47:49.233 There is no problem, sorry[br]you people carry on 0:47:49.233,0:47:51.401 Good that you refused for[br]the Mauritius trip 0:47:51.401,0:47:53.007 Only mad people go[br]to Mauritius 0:47:53.007,0:47:55.572 The lucky ones only go[br]to a Super market 0:47:55.572,0:47:57.074 Everyday they carry commodoties[br]from the market 0:47:57.074,0:47:59.091 Go home, cook Dhal(pulses)& Roti[br]eat it, and go to sleep 0:47:59.091,0:48:03.747 Priya, you've put the Biscuts[br]pertaining to Dogs and cats 0:48:03.747,0:48:05.415 Yes, even Dogs and cats[br]are better than me 0:48:05.415,0:48:07.417 Atleast their owners take[br]them out along with them 0:48:07.417,0:48:09.253 But, I'm the Lizard of[br]your kitchen 0:48:09.253,0:48:10.087 Everybody is listening 0:48:10.087,0:48:11.922 They all are english, what[br]will they understand? 0:48:11.922,0:48:14.925 Peace... peace 0:48:14.925,0:48:19.263 Saw 0:48:19.263,0:48:21.765 Priya, the question is not[br]of the 25,000 dollars 0:48:21.765,0:48:24.434 Actually, I've 50,000 dollars[br]in my account 0:48:24.434,0:48:28.105 But, we can't afford to spend[br]extravagantly like Vicky 0:48:28.105,0:48:29.094 Once let us have substantia[br]savings 0:48:29.094,0:48:32.609 Then, I'll take you[br]wherever you tell 0:48:32.609,0:48:34.945 Yes, why not, till then I would've[br]even become old 0:48:34.945,0:49:17.321 Priya, again the same thing, why[br]don't you try & understand 0:49:17.321,0:49:18.989 What did the Doctor say? 0:49:18.989,0:49:20.657 There is no fracture 0:49:20.657,0:49:24.661 Just to see, that there's[br]no internal injury 0:49:24.661,0:49:39.009 He'll have to be kept under[br]observation for 48 hrs. 0:49:39.009,0:49:50.354 Should I on the fan? 0:49:50.354,0:49:52.189 I think, he'll go up? 0:49:52.189,0:49:54.524 Up? 0:49:54.524,0:49:57.694 Not up, to the God, his[br]case is over 0:49:57.694,0:49:58.862 I see...[br]- Yes 0:49:58.862,0:50:00.864 But the Doctor has given[br]48 hours time 0:50:00.864,0:50:02.366 Hey, the Doctor's say[br]like this 0:50:02.366,0:50:04.368 To shed tears, to inform[br]the relatives 0:50:04.368,0:50:06.087 Time is required to digest[br]Isn't it 0:50:06.087,0:50:08.538 That's why, he has given[br]48 hours time 0:50:08.538,0:50:11.875 I'm telling you, his chapter will[br]be finished within 48 minutes 0:50:11.875,0:50:14.711 Oh God! We don't have time[br]for the final rituals 0:50:14.711,0:50:17.214 And even the Graveyard is[br]half an hour run from here 0:50:17.214,0:50:22.719 Oh God! We'll do one thing, we'll[br]directly take him to the Graveyard 0:50:22.719,0:50:24.721 We'll make him lie on the[br]piles of wood-Alright 0:50:24.721,0:50:27.557 The moment, he dies, we'll[br]start the final rituals 0:50:27.557,0:50:29.726 Bloody, atleast we'll save time[br]Isn't it-Yes, absolutely right 0:50:29.726,0:50:32.062 If you ask me, we'll even do the[br]fourth day obsequies together itself 0:50:32.062,0:50:34.231 What has to be done, only the[br]poor people have to be fed, lsn't it 0:50:34.231,0:50:36.566 But, where will we get poor peole[br]from, there are no poor people here 0:50:36.566,0:50:38.068 We'll have to hire them[br]from India 0:50:38.068,0:50:41.071 And we'll have to give them[br]the To and fro expenses 0:50:41.071,0:50:46.076 We'll do one thing, we'll make our[br]wives sit and feed them, that's all 0:50:46.076,0:50:49.246 This is perfectly right, I'll go[br]and make the arrangements & come 0:50:49.246,0:50:53.583 Go... one minute... Bloody go[br]slowly, don't drive fast 0:50:53.583,0:50:57.587 If anything happens to you, I can't[br]manage two final rituals all alone 0:50:57.587,0:50:58.755 I don't have the strength[br]did you get it? 0:50:58.755,0:50:59.923 Hey, what are you saying? 0:50:59.923,0:51:01.425 Get lost from here 0:51:01.425,0:51:04.428 Bloody, they'll die, fire the woods[br]pour oil, do the 4th day rituals... 0:51:04.428,0:51:06.763 Do this, do that, am I the[br]servant of your father? 0:51:06.763,0:51:08.432 I am the only Bengali[br]of the entire society 0:51:08.432,0:51:10.001 Bloody, am I responsible[br]for everything 0:51:10.001,0:51:10.934 I'm all alone 0:51:10.934,0:51:43.008 Vicky, what has happened[br]to you? 0:51:43.008,0:51:46.636 How is Vicky's health now? 0:51:46.636,0:52:08.992 Just watch, in another or 2[br]days he'll get completely cured 0:52:08.992,0:52:17.334 I'll call the Doctor 0:52:17.334,0:52:36.686 Vicky, are you alright, what[br]has happened to you? 0:52:36.686,0:52:41.191 Got scared 0:52:41.191,0:52:49.866 Look at her 0:52:49.866,0:52:52.202 You all got scared, lsn't it[br]how was my acting? 0:52:52.202,0:52:54.371 You were acting[br]- Yes 0:52:54.371,0:52:55.539 I was almost dead 0:52:55.539,0:52:59.042 Is this a way of[br]having fun? 0:52:59.042,0:52:59.876 I'll make you understand 0:52:59.876,0:53:02.045 Look, when you refused of going[br]to Mauritius 0:53:02.045,0:53:03.547 I understood, that you[br]are giving excuses 0:53:03.547,0:53:04.881 The actual problem is[br]with the money 0:53:04.881,0:53:06.216 And you are such a[br]self made person 0:53:06.216,0:53:07.551 That, you'll not take money[br]from me 0:53:07.551,0:53:09.219 Only then, an idea[br]struck me 0:53:09.219,0:53:11.888 I have an Accident insurance[br]policy worth 50,000 dollars 0:53:11.888,0:53:15.559 I thought, why don't we sponsor[br]this trip of ours from the insurance 0:53:15.559,0:53:19.729 And that is what I did, and[br]this is the cheque of 50,000 dollars 0:53:19.729,0:53:21.231 Which I've got 0:53:21.231,0:53:24.234 To take us to Mauritius, you[br]deliberately met with an accident 0:53:24.234,0:53:25.902 Hey, what if it would've been[br]a serious accident? 0:53:25.902,0:53:29.239 Hey, absolutely not, because this[br]is not any co-incidence 0:53:29.239,0:53:30.574 This was all planned[br]by me 0:53:30.574,0:53:32.909 And this cheque bearing[br]50,000 dollars 0:53:32.909,0:53:35.579 We both have equal rights[br]on it,25 mine & 25 yours 0:53:35.579,0:53:40.075 Now, look don't refuse, you[br]all make him understand 0:53:40.075,0:53:41.585 Make him understand 0:53:41.585,0:53:43.587 Raj, please, agree to[br]what he says 0:53:43.587,0:53:45.589 When Vicky can do so much[br]for our friendship 0:53:45.589,0:53:50.927 Then you too agree to[br]make him happy 0:53:50.927,0:53:52.596 Alright, but on one[br]condition 0:53:52.596,0:53:53.263 Tell me? 0:53:53.263,0:55:30.193 Priya's and my money[br]will be sponsored by me 0:55:30.193,0:55:32.696 For the last 2 months, we are[br]only talking over the phone 0:55:32.696,0:55:35.699 And now, even after coming here[br]you absolutely have no time for me 0:55:35.699,0:55:39.035 Darling, you don't worry[br]everything will get alright 0:55:39.035,0:55:41.871 Do one thing, you take rest[br]in your hotel 0:55:41.871,0:55:57.053 I'll see you in the night 0:55:57.053,0:56:00.223 Hey, what's all this? Who[br]was this girl? 0:56:00.223,0:56:01.725 Nothing, she was my[br]college friend 0:56:01.725,0:56:02.392 College friend? 0:56:02.392,0:56:04.006 There's absolutely nothing as[br]to what's on your mind 0:56:04.006,0:56:08.398 I've met her after 3 years[br]that's why... 0:56:08.398,0:56:16.074 Hey Sonia, what are you[br]doing over here? 0:56:16.074,0:56:19.075 You go, I don't have[br]a stomach for it 0:56:19.075,0:56:20.076 I'll come 0:56:20.076,0:56:25.415 Okay Priya, yo come, come...[br]wear this 0:56:25.415,0:56:26.082 carefully... 0:56:26.082,0:56:28.418 Raj look, shoot it completely 0:56:28.418,0:56:30.253 How are you wearing it[br]you'll fall down 0:56:30.253,0:57:01.117 Not like this, from here 0:57:01.117,0:57:03.453 How happy Priya is[br]with her life 0:57:03.453,0:57:06.122 Yes 0:57:06.122,0:57:07.457 But not me 0:57:07.457,0:57:09.626 Why? 0:57:09.626,0:57:11.961 Leave all this 0:57:11.961,0:57:15.465 Tell me, what's your opinion[br]about me? 0:57:15.465,0:57:17.003 Good 0:57:17.003,0:57:19.469 What good do you like[br]in me? 0:57:19.469,0:57:21.471 Your talk, your nature 0:57:21.471,0:57:30.048 And my eyes, my lips[br]and my body? 0:57:30.048,0:57:33.817 Tell me, how is my body? 0:57:33.817,0:57:36.486 What are you saying? 0:57:36.486,0:57:39.155 Why, that day you were[br]staring at me 0:57:39.155,0:57:42.826 When you came to return[br]the book 0:57:42.826,0:57:44.828 Tell me, why were you[br]looking at me? 0:57:44.828,0:57:50.333 Just because, you like[br]me 0:57:50.333,0:57:51.668 Have you gone mad? 0:57:51.668,0:57:55.004 I want to become mad[br]in your arms 0:57:55.004,0:57:58.341 Raj please, otherwise I'll[br]jump into the water 0:57:58.341,0:58:42.385 I'm warning you[br]I'll jump 0:58:42.385,0:58:47.557 Sonia, what happened[br]what happened? 0:58:47.557,1:04:26.729 Nothing, I just got slipped 1:04:26.729,1:04:28.564 What are you looking at? 1:04:28.564,1:04:30.009 Nothing 1:04:30.009,1:04:33.569 Be frank, that you are[br]looking at my wife 1:04:33.569,1:04:34.057 What are you saying? 1:04:34.057,1:04:36.405 Friend, even if you are[br]looking at my wife 1:04:36.405,1:04:37.907 What's the harm in it? 1:04:37.907,1:04:39.909 Sonia has got something[br]special in her 1:04:39.909,1:04:42.912 Anyone who looks at her[br]falls flat for her 1:04:42.912,1:04:45.915 It's very good 1:04:45.915,1:04:48.251 Actually, should I tell[br]you onething? 1:04:48.251,1:04:51.587 Your wife is much better[br]than mine 1:04:51.587,1:04:53.589 Do you know, why? 1:04:53.589,1:04:56.592 Your wife is like[br]this Glass... 1:04:56.592,1:04:59.929 Whatever is inside, is[br]seen absolutely clear 1:04:59.929,1:05:01.764 And it stays in[br]our hands 1:05:01.764,1:05:05.268 But, my wife 1:05:05.268,1:05:07.436 Is like an ice cube 1:05:07.436,1:05:11.941 We think that its in[br]our fist 1:05:11.941,1:05:20.095 When we open, there's nothing 1:05:20.095,1:05:24.787 Sitdown, I'll tell you[br]a joke 1:05:24.787,1:05:27.456 There's a friend of mine[br]Prem in Delhi 1:05:27.456,1:05:28.958 His neighbour is Pappu 1:05:28.958,1:05:32.295 They are bum pals[br]like us 1:05:32.295,1:05:34.797 One night, do you know[br]what they did 1:05:34.797,1:05:37.003 Prem went off to[br]Pappu's wife 1:05:37.003,1:05:39.802 And Pappu went off[br]to Prem's wife 1:05:39.802,1:05:41.304 Understood? 1:05:41.304,1:05:42.138 Is this a joke? 1:05:42.138,1:05:46.309 No, this is the reality[br]the joke starts only now 1:05:46.309,1:05:48.644 It's been 6 months that[br]this incident took place 1:05:48.644,1:05:51.814 And both their wives till[br]date don't know 1:05:51.814,1:05:56.319 That on that night both their[br]husbands changed beds 1:05:56.319,1:06:01.991 What are you blabbering? 1:06:01.991,1:06:05.828 Raj, we are in Mauritius 1:06:05.828,1:06:08.497 No body recognises us[br]over here 1:06:08.497,1:06:10.666 Tonight, why don't we... 1:06:10.666,1:06:18.174 You with Sonia and[br]me with Priya 1:06:18.174,1:06:20.343 This must be your culture[br]but not mine 1:06:20.343,1:06:22.011 You are looking at your friends[br]wife with wrong intentions? 1:06:22.011,1:06:24.347 Move... 1:06:24.347,1:06:25.848 I'm atleast truthful 1:06:25.848,1:06:28.017 That whatever is on my mind is[br]openly coming out of me 1:06:28.017,1:06:29.185 I'm not like you 1:06:29.185,1:06:32.188 You daily enjoy looking at my[br]wife's body with your eyes 1:06:32.188,1:06:33.356 Today, when I've spoken[br]something 1:06:33.356,1:06:34.357 You immediately remembered[br]culture 1:06:34.357,1:06:46.035 Bastard, I'll not leave[br]you alive 1:06:46.035,1:06:48.037 Raj, leave him 1:06:48.037,1:06:49.038 Vicky, what are you doing? 1:06:49.038,1:06:54.021 Raj, what are you doing? 1:06:54.021,1:06:58.047 Raj, after all, what's[br]the matter? 1:06:58.047,1:07:07.039 Nothing, come let's[br]go back 1:07:07.039,1:07:10.059 Oh human! The one who[br]has reached the moon 1:07:10.059,1:07:13.562 Look at the wonder[br]of the wood? 1:07:13.562,1:07:15.731 At the age of 60,when[br]one gets a hunch back 1:07:15.731,1:07:30.246 Then a stick made of[br]wood will be in the hands 1:07:30.246,1:07:38.087 Hey, so soon B.T. P? 1:07:38.087,1:07:41.757 Bloody, there's some problem[br]come, let's go and enquire 1:07:41.757,1:07:43.426 Brother Raj, how come[br]you are alone 1:07:43.426,1:07:48.264 Hey, your friend has not[br]come with you? 1:07:48.264,1:07:51.001 Bloody went straight away[br]without giving an answer 1:07:51.001,1:07:53.769 I think its D.M.K.K. 1:07:53.769,1:07:55.271 Meaning, Dhal mein kuch kala hai[br](there's something fishy) 1:07:55.271,1:08:00.776 Yes... 1:08:00.776,1:08:02.945 You didn't tell anything[br]in Mauritius 1:08:02.945,1:08:04.447 Didn't say anything[br]even in the plane 1:08:04.447,1:08:06.115 This is our house 1:08:06.115,1:08:09.285 Atleast now tell that what dialogues[br]took place between Vicky & you 1:08:09.285,1:08:11.012 That you both became[br]enemy of each other 1:08:11.012,1:08:12.788 I've already told you 1:08:12.788,1:08:15.458 That you don't have to[br]know anything about this 1:08:15.458,1:08:33.809 Just understand, that hereafter[br]we have no relation left with them 1:08:33.809,1:08:37.313 Vicky, it was you who said that[br]nothing happens without a reason 1:08:37.313,1:08:39.648 There definitely must be some[br]rhyme or reason for this fight 1:08:39.648,1:08:40.983 There was a reason 1:08:40.983,1:08:43.319 I lost my senses[br]I've gone mad 1:08:43.319,1:08:44.487 That's why, I picked up[br]the fight 1:08:44.487,1:08:45.488 What do you expect[br]me to do 1:08:45.488,1:08:47.099 That I beg for pardon, fold[br]my hands, fall at his feet 1:08:47.099,1:09:17.353 I tell him that I can't[br]stay without him 1:09:17.353,1:09:23.025 Das Din Ho Gaye no talking[br](its ten days since they've talked) 1:09:23.025,1:09:25.694 Friend, even the colony[br]looks desolated 1:09:25.694,1:09:28.197 It looks as if only we both[br]stay in the colony 1:09:28.197,1:09:29.698 Friend, what would be the[br]reason for their fight? 1:09:29.698,1:09:32.201 Meaning, wrestling? 1:09:32.201,1:09:33.035 No, my friend 1:09:33.035,1:09:35.204 These husbands when[br]they fight 1:09:35.204,1:09:38.707 The reason behind their[br]fight in their wives 1:09:38.707,1:09:41.544 Oh! Now I've understood, they[br]had gone to Mauritius, lsn't it 1:09:41.544,1:09:42.878 They must have caught a taxi 1:09:42.878,1:09:44.088 Sonia must have told that[br]I'll sit in the front 1:09:44.088,1:09:46.215 Priya, must have told that[br]I'll sit in the front 1:09:46.215,1:09:47.049 There, the fight must[br]have started 1:09:47.049,1:09:49.218 No, I think, its B.F. 1:09:49.218,1:09:50.886 Yes... 1:09:50.886,1:09:53.389 They must have taken a[br]bungalow over there 1:09:53.389,1:09:54.223 And there's only one[br]bath room in a Bungalow 1:09:54.223,1:09:56.392 Now ladies first, ladies first[br]but, there were 2 ladies 1:09:56.392,1:09:59.562 In between first & first, there[br]must've got something struck 1:09:59.562,1:10:02.231 So, we'll do onething, we'll[br]patch up between both of them 1:10:02.231,1:10:03.566 And send them back to Mauritius 1:10:03.566,1:10:06.402 And tell them not to stay[br]in the Bungalow, but in a Hotel 1:10:06.402,1:10:09.572 Priya can go in her[br]bathroom & Sonia in her's 1:10:09.572,1:10:11.073 That's all, there'll be[br]no fight 1:10:11.073,1:10:13.242 Oh God! L.P. What an[br]excellent brain you have 1:10:13.242,1:10:16.912 Bloody, you're a G.F. 1:10:16.912,1:10:20.583 Does G.F. Mean Galat(wrong)[br]Gadha(Donkey) 1:10:20.583,1:10:21.584 Bloody, move... 1:10:21.584,1:10:23.586 How dare you think[br]like that? 1:10:23.586,1:11:03.959 Does G.F. Mean Ganda(Dirty)[br]Don't talk to me 1:11:03.959,1:11:19.975 Raj, there's 8000 dollars of[br]your's left in the Mauritius trip 1:11:19.975,1:11:22.144 The condition which Raj is[br]going through over there 1:11:22.144,1:11:24.146 The same is with[br]Vicky over here 1:11:24.146,1:11:25.981 He doesn't say anything 1:11:25.981,1:11:28.484 4 days are left for[br]his Birthday 1:11:28.484,1:11:33.155 How happy I was, that this[br]time we'll go places 1:11:33.155,1:11:37.159 But now, I think, that he'll[br]not even celebrate his Birthday 1:11:37.159,1:11:40.996 I think there's some evil[br]eye casted on our happiness 1:11:40.996,1:11:46.168 For the last 8 days, I've not[br]had any continental food 1:11:46.168,1:11:48.504 I've not even taken[br]the name of Hotel 1:11:48.504,1:11:50.673 Daily I've been making Dhal(Pulses)[br]& Roti in the house 1:11:50.673,1:11:53.509 But still he's stays[br]dis-interested 1:11:53.509,1:12:13.696 Sonia, has any mistake been[br]committed from our side? 1:12:13.696,1:12:15.698 If the ball crosses it's boundaries[br]and goes off the track 1:12:15.698,1:12:18.367 It's again included[br]in the play 1:12:18.367,1:12:19.535 If a human being[br]goes astray 1:12:19.535,1:12:23.372 Can't he or she be[br]pardoned? 1:12:23.372,1:12:25.207 The mistake which I[br]committed in Mauritius 1:12:25.207,1:12:27.209 If that's the reason for[br]the fight between you both 1:12:27.209,1:12:30.045 Then, I beg an appology[br]for that 1:12:30.045,1:12:33.549 Certain facts, if they're untold[br]its good for everyone 1:12:33.549,1:12:36.552 I've forgotten, that we made[br]any friends over here 1:12:36.552,1:12:38.721 It's good that even you[br]people understand 1:12:38.721,1:13:00.075 That we are strangers[br]to you 1:13:00.075,1:13:01.076 Should I make[br]the coffee 1:13:01.076,1:13:27.936 You keep it over there itself[br]I'll have it 1:13:27.936,1:13:30.105 Priya, lift it 1:13:30.105,1:13:42.284 Vicky, get up 1:13:42.284,1:13:51.794 Vicky get out 1:13:51.794,1:14:13.148 Vicky, you're alright[br]Isn't it-Yes 1:14:13.148,1:14:40.175 Can't we become friends[br]again? 1:14:40.175,1:14:42.678 Today, had there not been[br]any firendship between us 1:14:42.678,1:14:51.687 I would've never celebrated[br]my Birthday 1:14:51.687,1:14:55.023 This is for me, this[br]for Sonia 1:14:55.023,1:14:59.027 And this is for Priya, and[br]this is for Raj 1:14:59.027,1:15:01.196 Now don't tell that you see[br]pink elephants after drinking 1:15:01.196,1:15:02.003 Today, its my Birthday 1:15:02.003,1:15:04.533 All of us will keep drinking[br]the whole night 1:15:04.533,1:15:05.868 No Vicky, I'll not drink 1:15:05.868,1:15:07.536 Come on Raj, Priya, make[br]Raj understand 1:15:07.536,1:15:09.204 Raj today there are 2[br]celebrations 1:15:09.204,1:15:12.207 One Vicky's Birthday and[br]Second of our friendship 1:15:12.207,1:15:13.709 Have it... 1:15:13.709,1:15:35.397 No body can rebuke[br]on the wife's say 1:15:35.397,1:15:39.401 Why have you come here? 1:15:39.401,1:15:41.057 Will you have? 1:15:41.057,1:15:44.406 How nice it feels that we[br]4 have again become friends 1:15:44.406,1:15:46.074 Now, if there's any mistake[br]committed from our end 1:15:46.074,1:15:47.242 Don't conceal it in[br]your heart 1:15:47.242,1:16:12.601 You can voice it to me 1:16:12.601,1:16:18.607 Come Raj, today you both[br]have drunk enough 1:16:18.607,1:16:27.783 One minute, the party[br]is still not over 1:16:27.783,1:16:28.951 Priya, jsut one drink in[br]the name of our friendship 1:16:28.951,1:16:32.287 Priya, they'll not listen[br]come on let's go 1:16:32.287,1:16:42.464 Alright, but come soon 1:16:42.464,1:16:44.132 Where's the bottle? 1:16:44.132,1:16:45.968 Bottle... that I... 1:16:45.968,1:16:50.973 I found the bottle[br]take it, and drink 1:16:50.973,1:16:51.974 First, you drink 1:16:51.974,1:17:02.317 Me... alright 1:17:02.317,1:17:03.819 Take, now you drink 1:17:03.819,1:17:06.321 No, you make me drink[br]- I should make you drink? 1:17:06.321,1:17:14.083 Alright, have this... 1:17:14.083,1:17:25.173 Friend, we had a ball[br]of our time 1:17:25.173,1:17:33.348 Forget whatever happened 1:17:33.348,1:17:34.182 I'll get... 1:17:34.182,1:18:10.385 No... enough... 1:18:10.385,1:18:14.389 Hey, friend, you haven't still given[br]me the Birthday gift 1:18:14.389,1:18:17.392 Tell me, what do you want? 1:18:17.392,1:18:22.397 Just once, I become[br]Raj and you Vicky 1:18:22.397,1:18:56.431 What do you say? 1:18:56.431,1:21:04.226 What are you thinking? 1:21:04.226,1:21:06.394 So, you've come, did your[br]heart feel contended 1:21:06.394,1:21:09.564 Last night, did Vicky[br]come here? 1:21:09.564,1:21:13.235 Yes, you yourself had[br]sent him 1:21:13.235,1:21:17.572 Yesterday, I agreed because[br]it was his Birthday 1:21:17.572,1:21:22.077 He would've felt offended[br]had I refused 1:21:22.077,1:21:25.008 But don't make this[br]a habit 1:21:25.008,1:21:30.418 I'll even tell Sonia, that[br]she keeps Vicky under control 1:21:30.418,1:21:32.921 Yes, if its on any[br]special occasion 1:21:32.921,1:21:56.111 Then, I've no objections[br]for it 1:21:56.111,1:21:58.947 But, don't make this a[br]habit 1:21:58.947,1:22:01.116 Yes, if its on any special[br]occasion 1:22:01.116,1:26:56.444 Then, I've no objections[br]for it 1:26:56.444,1:26:59.314 What happened? 1:26:59.314,1:27:02.917 Sonia has been[br]murdered 1:27:02.917,1:27:19.801 What! 1:27:19.801,1:27:23.805 Don't touch her 1:27:23.805,1:27:26.608 You killed my Sonia 1:27:26.608,1:27:29.011 I...[br]- lf not you than who else? 1:27:29.011,1:27:30.778 Weren't you with Sonia the[br]whole night? 1:27:30.778,1:27:32.113 What are saying[br]Vicky? 1:27:32.113,1:27:34.949 Last night Raj was here?[br]How is it possible? 1:27:34.949,1:27:37.785 You had said that you were going[br]to the Airport for a drink 1:27:37.785,1:27:40.154 Sister-in-law, we had gone to[br]the Airport 1:27:40.154,1:27:43.358 He left me there &[br]sneaked here 1:27:43.358,1:27:44.826 What nonsense are you[br]talking? 1:27:44.826,1:27:46.694 Priya he's telling a lie 1:27:46.694,1:27:55.047 Tell me when did we go to[br]the Airport? 1:27:55.047,1:27:58.973 He is lying 1:27:58.973,1:28:09.984 I didn't kill his wife officer 1:28:09.984,1:28:46.854 I didn't know he had evil intentions[br]for my wife, for my Sonia 1:28:46.854,1:28:49.757 Why did you involve me? 1:28:49.757,1:28:51.192 What animus do you've for me? 1:28:51.192,1:28:52.056 No animus 1:28:52.056,1:28:58.199 But for a murder, there has[br]to be a murderer 1:28:58.199,1:28:59.867 That's why you put the blame[br]on me? 1:28:59.867,1:29:01.035 Yes 1:29:01.035,1:29:06.874 I had planned every step[br]meticulously 1:29:06.874,1:29:08.376 Now listen to the important[br]thing 1:29:08.376,1:29:10.111 You're going to be[br]hanged 1:29:10.111,1:29:13.381 Tell the court that you've[br]committed the murder 1:29:13.381,1:29:15.717 I'll appeal to the court, that[br]you shouldn't be hanged 1:29:15.717,1:29:17.218 But be awarded life[br]imprisonment 1:29:17.218,1:29:20.054 Life imprisonment only 14 years[br]punishment 1:29:20.054,1:29:21.656 I'll pay you for that 1:29:21.656,1:29:23.725 14 lakhs dollars 1:29:23.725,1:29:27.662 1 lakh dollar per year,[br]I'll send to Priya 1:29:27.662,1:30:13.004 Outside Priya'll we be happy, &[br]you'll also be happy 1:30:13.004,1:30:15.843 This case is related[br]to Indians 1:30:15.843,1:30:18.646 And here the court language[br]is French 1:30:18.646,1:30:29.056 That's why I'll translate the court[br]proceedings, in Hindi 1:30:29.056,1:30:31.959 By the statement of Vikram Bajaj[br]& of witnesses 1:30:31.959,1:30:33.294 And by the evidences 1:30:33.294,1:30:36.664 The case of Sonia Bajaj's murder[br]is very clear 1:30:36.664,1:30:38.966 Sonia Bajaj & Vikram Bajaj 1:30:38.966,1:30:41.002 Were not only neighbours[br]of Raj & Priya 1:30:41.002,1:30:44.972 But they were intimate[br]friends also 1:30:44.972,1:30:47.642 On the day of murder, it[br]was Vikram Bajaj's birthday 1:30:47.642,1:30:51.312 And to celebrate it[br]all the 4 went out 1:30:51.312,1:30:54.982 And returned around 1.30am 1:30:54.982,1:30:57.318 Sonia & Priya went to their[br]respective homes 1:30:57.318,1:31:01.556 Raj & Vikram continued drinking outside[br]the house 1:31:01.556,1:31:03.758 Liquor exhausted at[br]about 2.30am 1:31:03.758,1:31:06.016 But Raj wanted to drink more 1:31:06.016,1:31:08.083 That's why he asked Vikram to[br]come to the Airport bar 1:31:08.083,1:31:11.766 It's a lie, I didn't[br]tell him anything 1:31:11.766,1:31:14.335 I never told him to come[br]to the Airport bar 1:31:14.335,1:31:20.174 We didn't go to the Airport[br]bar either 1:31:20.174,1:31:28.182 You'll be given[br]a chance to speak 1:31:28.182,1:31:33.002 Raj knows that his wife Priya[br]won't allow him to drink more 1:31:33.002,1:31:37.358 That's why Raj sent Vikram[br]to take Priya's permission 1:31:37.358,1:31:43.003 After that both of them went[br]to the Airport in Vikram's car 1:31:43.003,1:31:46.734 Two! Only 1 had gone 1:31:46.734,1:31:48.087 After reaching there Vikram[br]realized that 1:31:48.087,1:31:52.206 He has left behind his[br]credit card & purse 1:31:52.206,1:31:53.875 Taking advantage of this 1:31:53.875,1:31:55.071 Raj also pretended[br]and said 1:31:55.071,1:31:59.213 That he has left his purse with Priya 1:31:59.213,1:32:02.617 He told Vikram to sit in the bar 1:32:02.617,1:32:05.086 And he alone went home to[br]bring the money 1:32:05.086,1:32:09.039 Alone! 2 came 1:32:09.039,1:32:14.228 Vikram waited for[br]Raj till 5.30am 1:32:14.228,1:32:18.399 And Raj instead of going to his[br]house went to Sonia 1:32:18.399,1:32:22.403 Who was alone in the house 1:32:22.403,1:32:24.772 To satisfy his lust[br]with Sonia 1:32:24.772,1:32:28.409 He couldn't have had a[br]better opportunity 1:32:28.409,1:32:31.746 But when Sonia refused[br]to accept his offer 1:32:31.746,1:32:33.748 Then under the influence[br]of liquor and anger 1:32:33.748,1:32:34.649 He killed Sonia with[br]the liquor bottle 1:32:34.649,1:32:36.918 This is all a lie 1:32:36.918,1:32:38.252 This is a ploy of Vicky 1:32:38.252,1:32:42.857 He wants to entangle me 1:32:42.857,1:32:45.426 If you once again talk[br]in the middle 1:32:45.426,1:32:56.771 Court'll take serious[br]action against you 1:32:56.771,1:32:58.439 Your honour[br]Whatever I've started 1:32:58.439,1:33:02.777 1st proof is forensic[br]report which'll substantiate it 1:33:02.777,1:33:04.111 By which it's proved 1:33:04.111,1:33:13.454 That the bottle which was used to murder[br]Sonia had Raj's finger prints 1:33:13.454,1:33:15.122 You make me drink with[br]your hands 1:33:15.122,1:33:24.298 Me? Okay! Have it 1:33:24.298,1:33:34.976 I seek permission of the Court[br]to call my first witness 1:33:34.976,1:33:38.479 I had seen only one not[br]two, going on that night 1:33:38.479,1:33:41.482 While coming back they[br]were two, not one 1:33:41.482,1:33:43.484 I find something fishy in[br]this L.P. 1:33:43.484,1:33:44.652 L. P? -Yes 1:33:44.652,1:33:47.822 You'll find your wife as LP without[br]glasses in day time also? 1:33:47.822,1:33:49.323 What you would've[br]seen at night? 1:33:49.323,1:33:56.831 Shut up, or else they'll put[br]you also into jail 1:33:56.831,1:34:01.836 Did Mr. Vikram come to you[br]on that fateful night? 1:34:01.836,1:34:06.674 'Yes' around 2.30 am I woke[br]to a door bell 1:34:06.674,1:34:09.844 I opened the door thinking[br]lt'll be Raj 1:34:09.844,1:34:13.018 But... 1:34:13.018,1:34:18.519 Our liquor stock was over so,[br]we thought of going to Airport 1:34:18.519,1:34:19.687 Where's Raj? 1:34:19.687,1:34:23.024 If Raj had come, you wouldn't've[br]allowed him, so I've come 1:34:23.024,1:34:25.359 No, already you're over drunk 1:34:25.359,1:34:28.529 Please liten to me! Don't refuse[br]today, its my birthday 1:34:28.529,1:34:31.198 Don't refuse 1:34:31.198,1:34:32.007 We'll be back in 2 hrs. 1:34:32.007,1:34:34.535 2 hours 1:34:34.535,1:34:36.203 Okay! Just 2 hours only 1:34:36.203,1:34:40.041 lt'll be just 2 hours 1:34:40.041,1:34:51.218 Come back quickly 1:34:51.218,1:34:55.222 Thanks! You may go now 1:34:55.222,1:35:10.671 Sir, I request your permission[br]to call my second witness 1:35:10.671,1:35:17.878 Was Mr. Vikram at your bar[br]from 3 Am to 5.30 AM? 1:35:17.878,1:35:23.117 Yes! Mr. Triton says, Vikram had[br]come to the Bar counter by 3.30 AM 1:35:23.117,1:35:26.921 And took a bottle of scotch[br]without paying for it 1:35:26.921,1:35:29.356 He was going on drinking[br]upto 5.30 AM 1:35:29.356,1:35:31.092 At the time of closure of the Bar 1:35:31.092,1:35:33.094 When Mr. Triton asked for the[br]payment of the bill 1:35:33.094,1:35:46.907 For a bill of 50$ Mr. Vikram pledged his[br]$100 worth wristwatch & went away 1:35:46.907,1:35:50.745 Whatever you want to say in your[br]defence you can say it now 1:35:50.745,1:35:54.315 Whatever Mr. Public Prosecutor[br]had told are all white lies 1:35:54.315,1:35:58.018 The truth is that, after our drinks got[br]over we never want to the Airport 1:35:58.018,1:36:01.355 But, this man had told me[br]so cheap & disgusting word that 1:36:01.355,1:36:06.327 I feel ashamed to repeat[br]it in this court 1:36:06.327,1:36:18.873 He talked about swapping[br]my wife for a night 1:36:18.873,1:36:20.708 I beat him for this 1:36:20.708,1:36:24.445 And to tell Sonia how wratched[br]her husband is... 1:36:24.445,1:36:28.048 I went to her 1:36:28.048,1:36:29.984 Put some sense into your[br]Vicky's head 1:36:29.984,1:36:32.953 Bastard! Will he speak about[br]wife swapping with me? 1:36:32.953,1:36:36.049 Bastard! Will be speak about wife[br]swapping in the name of friendship? 1:36:36.049,1:36:39.827 I'll kill him[br]I'll murder him 1:36:39.827,1:36:50.171 I'll kill... 1:36:50.171,1:36:56.343 I don't remember anything[br]after that 1:36:56.343,1:37:07.788 Sir, Mr. Vikram wants to tell[br]something to the court 1:37:07.788,1:37:13.527 Whatever Raj had told now[br]are all lies 1:37:13.527,1:37:16.864 The talk about wife swapping[br]didn't take place on that night 1:37:16.864,1:37:19.005 But, it happened a few days[br]earlier in Mauritius 1:37:19.005,1:37:23.337 And these cheap & disgusting words[br]were not told by me to Raj 1:37:23.337,1:37:24.839 Infact, they were told[br]by Raj to me 1:37:24.839,1:37:26.373 Bastard, you're lying 1:37:26.373,1:37:29.009 No, your Honour! Lnfact I had a fight[br]also with him for that 1:37:29.009,1:37:30.778 And sister-in-law Priya is[br]a witness for that 1:37:30.778,1:37:32.713 He came to ask pardon[br]from me also 1:37:32.713,1:40:38.532 Bastard 1:40:38.532,1:40:41.035 How innocent Raj used[br]to look? 1:40:41.035,1:40:44.505 Hey! VCD all men are like[br]that only 1:40:44.505,1:40:54.515 They always like other[br]man's wife 1:40:54.515,1:40:59.253 Garbage has fallen on the[br]streets of Italy's bazaar 1:40:59.253,1:41:02.423 Why is my husband walking like[br]a cat to your husband? 1:41:02.423,1:41:04.958 Garbage 1:41:04.958,1:41:07.895 Thank God, I found L.P. 1:41:07.895,1:41:10.464 I want to tell you about[br]a VIB 1:41:10.464,1:41:14.034 You mean very important matter 1:41:14.034,1:41:16.077 BB! I mean... tell... tell' 1:41:16.077,1:41:20.707 Sonia's murderer wasn't AM[br]it was PM 1:41:20.707,1:41:23.911 You mean it didn't take place[br]in daytime, but it was at night 1:41:23.911,1:41:29.583 Oh God! Lt wasn't an Accidental Murder[br]it was a planned murder 1:41:29.583,1:41:32.586 I had seen it with my own[br]eyes on that night 1:41:32.586,1:41:36.079 They were not two[br]only one went 1:41:36.079,1:41:43.043 That means, Raj went to Sonia[br]and Vicky didn't go to Priya 1:41:43.043,1:41:47.101 Oh God! You're not able to get it[br]Listen to me fully 1:41:47.101,1:41:50.804 I don't want to listen! If Raj hears[br]about it, he'll do my PM 1:41:50.804,1:41:59.913 I mean... planned murder 1:41:59.913,1:42:04.384 CD, I think they've also decided[br]about wife swapping 1:42:04.384,1:42:05.953 Now, what're we supposed to do? 1:42:05.953,1:42:08.355 Nothing, be vigilent 1:42:08.355,1:42:10.557 And sleep at nights with[br]lights on 1:42:10.557,1:42:13.016 Understood? -Yes 1:42:13.016,1:42:14.795 Damn it! No one listens to me 1:42:14.795,1:42:19.366 Damn it! Who will listen to me? 1:42:19.366,1:42:24.004 VCD one minute[br]one minute 1:42:24.004,1:42:25.939 What's it? 1:42:25.939,1:42:27.808 Thank God, I found you alone 1:42:27.808,1:42:29.051 What do mean by it? 1:42:29.051,1:42:32.412 I want to talk to you alone 1:42:32.412,1:42:34.014 What do you want to talk? 1:42:34.014,1:42:37.451 About the same night when[br]Sonia Bajaj was murdered 1:42:37.451,1:42:40.754 You mean, wife swapping?[br]- Yes 1:42:40.754,1:42:50.003 CD is not agreeeing at least[br]you agree 1:42:50.003,1:42:51.431 Why're you shouting? 1:42:51.431,1:42:54.034 What happened VCD?[br]- My doubts have come true 1:42:54.034,1:42:57.204 Your husband is talking about[br]wife swapping with me 1:42:57.204,1:42:57.871 What? 1:42:57.871,1:43:00.807 Oh! Lf you both hear me, you[br]can understand everything 1:43:00.807,1:43:03.001 You'll agree to me 1:43:03.001,1:43:05.212 Never, we're Indian women 1:43:05.212,1:43:09.095 We'll rather give up our lives[br]But'll never agree to your plan 1:43:09.095,1:43:11.151 What's this, what happened? 1:43:11.151,1:43:14.488 I've understand everything[br]When she comes out to dry her hair 1:43:14.488,1:43:17.457 Why you also come out[br]to dry your hair? 1:43:17.457,1:43:22.763 And I too've understood why you always[br]to go to the window at nights 1:43:22.763,1:43:27.267 Hey! Are you after my VCD?[br]I'm from Ludhiana 1:43:27.267,1:43:32.472 Are you after my wife?[br]Do you know, I'm from Calcutta 1:43:32.472,1:43:36.276 Leave him... leave him... 1:43:36.276,1:43:37.878 We'll not fight 1:43:37.878,1:43:44.051 Why do the Swiss Police come always[br]to spoil my fair name? 1:43:44.051,1:43:45.619 What happened Vicky? 1:43:45.619,1:43:58.398 Nothing... nothing... 1:43:58.398,1:44:02.169 What happened? 1:44:02.169,1:44:04.404 Police couldn't apprehend Raj 1:44:04.404,1:44:09.243 They've a doubt that he'll definitely[br]try to meet or call you? 1:44:09.243,1:44:11.778 It isn't good for Raj to have[br]escaped from court 1:44:11.778,1:44:14.548 Still there's time for him[br]to surrender to the Police 1:44:14.548,1:44:51.285 Otherwise, I fear, he may end up[br]dead in police encounter 1:44:51.285,1:44:54.955 I want to tell you something 1:44:54.955,1:44:57.991 Please listen to me[br]I didn't kill Sonia 1:44:57.991,1:45:00.193 It wasn't me who told that[br]in Mauritius, it was Vicky 1:45:00.193,1:45:04.097 If it was told by Vicky, why didn't you[br]tell me even after many pleadings? 1:45:04.097,1:45:05.999 That was my biggest mistake 1:45:05.999,1:45:09.503 But, I didn't kill Sonia[br]It was a plan by Vicky to trap me 1:45:09.503,1:45:11.672 Then, why did you escape[br]from the court? 1:45:11.672,1:45:15.509 Because, you're my Supreme Court 1:45:15.509,1:45:17.277 Look into my eyes once 1:45:17.277,1:48:32.873 If you feel I'm the criminal[br]I'll surrender myself to the Police 1:48:32.873,1:48:39.279 I didn't kill Sonia[br]You're my Supreme Court 1:48:39.279,1:50:44.437 If you feel I'm the criminal[br]I'll surrender myself to the Police 1:50:44.437,1:50:46.873 Your love & your confidence[br]is with me 1:50:46.873,1:50:50.744 Now, I can prove myself[br]innocent 1:50:50.744,1:50:52.379 But, how will you do it? 1:50:52.379,1:50:55.749 Vicky told the court that we both[br]went to the Airport together 1:50:55.749,1:50:58.585 But, I never went to[br]the Airport 1:50:58.585,1:51:06.086 If I can prove it[br]I can find a way out of it 1:51:06.086,1:51:13.099 I'll tell you one thing, I've seen[br]with my own eyes on that night 1:51:13.099,1:51:16.136 When they went out, they[br]weren't two, it was only one 1:51:16.136,1:51:19.372 While coming they were not one[br]but two 1:51:19.372,1:51:22.575 Yesterday BP & his wife came[br]to deliver food 1:51:22.575,1:51:26.012 BP wanted to tell me about[br]something secretly from Police 1:51:26.012,1:51:29.616 May be he knows about something 1:51:29.616,1:51:32.686 You go home otherwise[br]Vicky will get suspicious 1:51:32.686,1:52:00.413 I'll go & meet BP in[br]his restaurant 1:52:00.413,1:52:15.995 Who? 1:52:15.995,1:52:24.537 Where did these bums have[br]come from? 1:52:24.537,1:52:26.706 Don't know from where they've come?[br]Do they've to come here only? 1:52:26.706,1:52:29.576 Let them've 4 pegs, I'll put[br]to sleep here only 1:52:29.576,1:52:32.612 Bloody scotch-Equal 1:52:32.612,1:52:49.129 Bloody, they're asking me... 1:52:49.129,1:52:58.037 People standing next to you're police[br]They're police... 1:52:58.037,1:52:59.672 I've something important[br]to talk with you 1:52:59.672,1:53:04.978 Not now! Wait for some time[br]meet me outside! -Where? 1:53:04.978,1:53:10.049 A place where no one visits! 1:53:10.049,1:53:16.156 Behind Alphi's shop! 1:53:16.156,1:53:20.493 Use this lighter fool! 1:53:20.493,1:53:25.832 Fool! 1:53:25.832,1:53:31.504 Fool! My father was a fool![br]My grandpa was a fool! 1:53:31.504,1:53:34.841 You too are a fool! 1:53:34.841,1:53:39.179 Beat me with my own stick[br]As you saw! So you reap! 1:53:39.179,1:53:41.414 I'm dead! 1:53:41.414,1:53:44.517 Okay, tell me BP, when you went to[br]Priya on that night with food! 1:53:44.517,1:53:46.853 Yes! -What was that you, wanted[br]to tell her? 1:53:46.853,1:53:49.088 What did Vicky tell in[br]the court that day? 1:53:49.088,1:53:51.691 That you both went to[br]Airport together! 1:53:51.691,1:53:54.861 I had seen that night they were[br]not two, but only one went 1:53:54.861,1:53:58.198 And while coming back, they were[br]two not one 1:53:58.198,1:53:59.032 You mean?[br]- I'll explain you! 1:53:59.032,1:54:03.203 When I was about to go to sleep[br]I heard the sound of footsteps outside 1:54:03.203,1:54:07.054 I went to the window and saw![br]...Do you know what I saw? 1:54:07.054,1:54:11.211 A person came out of Vicky's house[br]...And got into the car 1:54:11.211,1:54:18.885 Started it & went away! 1:54:18.885,1:54:22.555 It must've been Vicky only![br]What did you see after that? 1:54:22.555,1:54:23.089 After that, I went back[br]to sleep! 1:54:23.089,1:54:26.226 Then suddenly, I woke up to the[br]sound of a car 1:54:26.226,1:54:30.023 When I went to the door[br]and looked out 1:54:30.023,1:54:37.904 I saw a long car coming and stopping[br]infront of Vicky's house 1:54:37.904,1:54:41.908 Two fat and tall men got[br]down from the car 1:54:41.908,1:54:44.244 Took out some things[br]from the dicky! 1:54:44.244,1:54:47.247 And went straight into house 1:54:47.247,1:54:50.917 Tell man? Were you wearing your[br]glasses at that time? 1:54:50.917,1:54:57.049 That was the mistake I did[br]I wasn't wearing my glasses 1:54:57.049,1:55:02.161 That means the car you saw[br]was Vicky's car 1:55:02.161,1:55:05.265 You saw two men getting[br]down from it! 1:55:05.265,1:55:08.268 One of the two was Vicky! 1:55:08.268,1:55:13.106 The second one who's involved[br]in Sonia's murder with Vicky! 1:55:13.106,1:55:16.175 Only that man can become the[br]witness for my innocence 1:55:16.175,1:55:18.111 But, where do we search[br]for him? 1:55:18.111,1:55:22.515 We can get information about him[br]from Vicky's house only 1:55:22.515,1:55:24.951 So, when Vicky's Isn't at home? 1:55:24.951,1:55:27.062 I've to enter his house at[br]an oppurtune time! 1:55:27.062,1:55:32.292 But do you know how much police[br]security's there around his house? 1:55:32.292,1:56:00.987 I'll find out a way for it! 1:56:00.987,1:56:12.332 Save life festival! 1:56:12.332,1:56:14.267 It won't taste good! 1:56:14.267,1:56:17.003 You're here, he'll be there[br]save life festival! 1:56:17.003,1:56:19.339 Thanks for chicken![br]They fell into our net 1:56:19.339,1:57:19.899 ...Come... Come... let's go... 1:57:19.899,1:57:22.902 Searching for evidences? 1:57:22.902,1:57:25.405 You'll not find anything! 1:57:25.405,1:57:28.741 Evidences are left by chance 1:57:28.741,1:57:34.008 And I don't do anything[br]by chance 1:57:34.008,1:58:43.483 I've already told you Raj once 1:58:43.483,1:58:49.489 The thing for which you're searching[br]I've it with me! 1:58:49.489,1:58:54.393 Unsheathed sword & loaded pistol[br]shouldn't be kept in open, Mr. Planner 1:58:54.393,1:59:04.504 All your plans will turn[br]upside down 1:59:04.504,1:59:09.175 Tell me, why did you trap me[br]in Sonia's murder case? 1:59:09.175,1:59:13.513 You can never shoot me![br]You're not a murderer 1:59:13.513,1:59:17.083 I'm the murderer! I've[br]committed the murder 1:59:17.083,1:59:19.452 You're searching evidence for[br]proving your innocence 1:59:19.452,1:59:24.524 Which you can never get![br]And you can't go out from here 1:59:24.524,1:59:33.699 Because police will be coming[br]in at any moment! 1:59:33.699,1:59:35.868 I'll go out 1:59:35.868,1:59:39.372 I'll go out from here infront[br]of you & the police 1:59:39.372,1:59:45.044 The police will not stop me[br]...lt'll stop you 1:59:45.044,1:59:46.045 ...You've come 1:59:46.045,1:59:48.381 Put some sense into him[br]He's behaving like a kid 1:59:48.381,1:59:50.216 Priya, come here[br]- No Priya 1:59:50.216,1:59:52.718 Don't go to him, he's gone[br]mad completely 1:59:52.718,1:59:53.719 He'll kill you also 1:59:53.719,1:59:59.725 He's not the Assasin[br]You're the assasin 1:59:59.725,2:00:05.231 Only Bastards like you[br]will kill their wives 2:00:05.231,2:00:34.076 Raj isn't like that 2:00:34.076,2:00:37.763 He's fooling you 2:00:37.763,2:00:41.767 She's his wife 2:00:41.767,2:01:12.131 He'll escape 2:01:12.131,2:03:14.587 I'll deflat the tyres 2:03:14.587,2:03:16.422 Did you find anything[br]from Vicky's house? 2:03:16.422,2:03:18.009 No 2:03:18.009,2:03:21.026 I didn't find any evidence 2:03:21.026,2:03:34.044 He has planned[br]for everything 2:03:34.044,2:03:36.942 The Bastard was true 2:03:36.942,2:03:59.465 There's nothing like by chance[br]in this world 2:03:59.465,2:04:20.152 This boarding pass was inside[br]that book 2:04:20.152,2:04:24.323 29 December? That was the day[br]Sonia was murdered 2:04:24.323,2:04:25.825 And she was in Zurich at[br]that time 2:04:25.825,2:04:28.494 Then how could she come from[br]Geneva to Zurich? 2:04:28.494,2:04:30.162 This is very fishy 2:04:30.162,2:04:32.498 When a Sonia is dead here 2:04:32.498,2:04:35.501 How could another Sonia come[br]from Geneva to Zurich? 2:04:35.501,2:04:38.838 Because, she wasn't Sonia Bajaj[br]she was some one else 2:04:38.838,2:04:43.175 And she has come here on that night[br]under the name of Sonia 2:04:43.175,2:04:45.678 Then, the person who was seen with[br]Vicky on that night 2:04:45.678,2:04:49.515 It wasn't a man, but a woman[br]whom I saw! 2:04:49.515,2:04:59.024 Then, who could it be? 2:04:59.024,2:05:01.694 I had seen Vicky with a[br]girl in Mauritius 2:05:01.694,2:05:02.027 And the way they met[br]each other! 2:05:02.027,2:05:03.529 Sonia was also very disturbed[br]on seeing them! 2:05:03.529,2:05:10.703 I felt there's something of an[br]affair between them! 2:05:10.703,2:05:11.871 She'll be that girl only! 2:05:11.871,2:05:15.207 And to search her, I've to[br]go to Geneva 2:05:15.207,2:05:18.711 I can get her address with the[br]help of this boarding pass 2:05:18.711,2:05:20.045 But, how can we go there? 2:05:20.045,2:05:22.715 Every way out of this city is being[br]checked thoroughly by police 2:05:22.715,2:05:25.551 Do one thing, you go through[br]spanish way 2:05:25.551,2:05:27.219 There had been a heavy[br]snow fall there! 2:05:27.219,2:05:50.743 It's very deserted place[br]Go by that route! 2:05:50.743,2:05:54.413 Oh! Raj here also there's[br]a police check post 2:05:54.413,2:05:55.748 Shall we turn back the car? 2:05:55.748,2:06:15.601 No, they'll get suspicious! 2:06:15.601,2:06:27.078 They're checking for licenses[br]what shall we do now? 2:06:27.078,2:06:28.948 You come into the driver's seat! 2:06:28.948,2:06:29.782 Why? 2:06:29.782,2:08:48.087 Do as I order you 2:08:48.087,2:09:07.094 Raj this is bungalow No! 56B! 2:09:07.094,2:09:12.111 This is Vikaram & Sonia's Bungalow! 2:09:12.111,2:09:15.114 That means the girl who[br]came there 2:09:15.114,2:09:16.448 Her ticket was booked on Sonia's name 2:09:16.448,2:09:18.784 And on Sonia's address 2:09:18.784,2:09:22.121 So that no one gets suspicious! 2:09:22.121,2:09:24.456 Where are we to search[br]for her? 2:09:24.456,2:09:26.959 The sign on board says[br]she's out 2:09:26.959,2:09:34.466 There's no one at home! 2:09:34.466,2:09:37.302 There's someone inside! 2:09:37.302,2:09:39.805 May be it's that girl only! 2:09:39.805,2:09:41.473 You be here only! 2:09:41.473,2:11:31.583 I'll check out! 2:11:31.583,2:11:33.752 Who are you? What are[br]you doing here? 2:11:33.752,2:11:35.921 First, you tell me[br]why're you here? 2:11:35.921,2:11:39.424 Leave it, you first tell me[br]who're you? -other wise I'll shoot you 2:11:39.424,2:11:44.083 I'm an Insurance Detective![br]I'm here for investigation 2:11:44.083,2:11:46.265 What're you investigating? 2:11:46.265,2:11:52.938 Vikram had insured his wife's life[br]with our company for $100 millions 2:11:52.938,2:11:56.108 Insurance for $100 millions?[br]- Yes! 2:11:56.108,2:11:57.843 And today's the last day[br]for the payment 2:11:57.843,2:11:59.611 And I was here to take[br]a last chance 2:11:59.611,2:12:03.782 That I may get any clue leading to involvement[br]of Vikram in Sonia's murder 2:12:03.782,2:12:09.288 But, I couldn't get any such clue[br]- I'll give you a clue! 2:12:09.288,2:12:15.046 I got this boarding pass[br]from Vikram's car 2:12:15.046,2:12:17.296 How could this be? 2:12:17.296,2:12:19.298 She was murdered on[br]this day only 2:12:19.298,2:12:21.003 Then how could she come from[br]Geneva to Zurich! 2:12:21.003,2:12:23.969 I've came from Zunich to Geneva[br]to find out only this! 2:12:23.969,2:12:28.064 When I enquired with Airlines[br]I got this address 2:12:28.064,2:12:32.878 Understood! This girl is[br]Vikram's friend Neeta 2:12:32.878,2:12:35.147 Do you know her? - No! 2:12:35.147,2:12:37.983 But, Vikram came to me a few days[br]after the murder 2:12:37.983,2:12:41.153 To expediate the Insurance payment[br]he offered me bribe also 2:12:41.153,2:12:42.321 I got suspicious 2:12:42.321,2:12:43.889 When I enquired about him[br]I found out that... 2:12:43.889,2:12:46.992 He had an affair with a girl[br]named Neeta before his marriage 2:12:46.992,2:12:48.066 But, I could never find[br]that girl! 2:12:48.066,2:12:51.033 I had seen her once[br]in Mauritius! 2:12:51.033,2:12:55.667 If we're able to locate her then your[br]company will be saved by $100 millions 2:12:55.667,2:12:58.067 And I could get the evidence to[br]prove my innocence! 2:12:58.067,2:13:01.506 For this, I must first stop[br]Vikram's payment! 2:13:01.506,2:14:59.958 Come with me! 2:14:59.958,2:15:03.361 He has been paid! 2:15:03.361,2:15:14.806 He has already transferred the entire[br]amount by computer to his account! 2:15:14.806,2:16:01.052 Can you tell me his[br]account number? 2:16:01.052,2:16:04.856 He has transferred entire money[br]into his Singapore Account! 2:16:04.856,2:16:09.528 Not the entire money![br]He has transferred $1 lakh to ship! 2:16:09.528,2:16:12.531 That means he's travelling to[br]Singapore by ship 2:16:12.531,2:16:14.766 Then that girl Neeta will[br]also be with him! 2:16:14.766,2:23:21.125 Yes?[br]I must also go by this ship! 2:23:21.125,2:23:24.295 I'm being persecuted for your murder![br]And you're alive!? 2:23:24.295,2:23:25.797 Tell me what's the plan[br]of you both? 2:23:25.797,2:23:27.465 Whom did Vikram kill &[br]trap me in to that murder case? 2:23:27.465,2:23:29.801 Come on tell![br]- Why're you asking her? 2:23:29.801,2:23:35.974 I'll tell you come![br]I'll tell you everything, leisurely! 2:23:35.974,2:23:38.543 You've done a good thing[br]by coming here 2:23:38.543,2:23:41.098 In few hours this ship will[br]cross swiss boundaries 2:23:41.098,2:23:46.217 After that swiss laws can't[br]harm neither you nor me 2:23:46.217,2:23:47.819 Take it! 2:23:47.819,2:23:50.888 Oh! I've forgot that you'll not be[br]conscious after drinks 2:23:50.888,2:23:54.993 And to understand my plan It's[br]a necessity that you must be conscious 2:23:54.993,2:23:59.497 So, you want to know if this[br]Sonia Bajaj is alive! 2:23:59.497,2:24:04.902 Then, who's the girl who's dead[br]...She was infact Sonia Bajaj! 2:24:04.902,2:24:08.506 She's my girlfriend! - Neeta 2:24:08.506,2:24:12.343 Vikram Bajaj, whom you're thinking[br]is a Billionaire 2:24:12.343,2:24:14.012 Is actually not a Billonaire! 2:24:14.012,2:24:19.017 A few days back he was a an[br]ordinary drummer in a Geneva Bar 2:24:19.017,2:24:46.377 I was playing drum there and[br]Neeta used to dance there 2:24:46.377,2:24:48.212 Neeta, from today, you're[br]not going to dance! 2:24:48.212,2:24:51.549 I can't tolerate anyone[br]touching you, quit all this 2:24:51.549,2:24:57.555 Quit?! If I quit all this[br]who'll pay me so much money 2:24:57.555,2:25:00.958 I'll give you![br]I'll do anything for you 2:25:00.958,2:25:04.729 I'll fulfill all your needs! 2:25:04.729,2:25:06.064 I too love you! 2:25:06.064,2:25:08.399 My way of living is not just to[br]live for living sake 2:25:08.399,2:25:11.402 I want to enjoy life[br]like the rich do! 2:25:11.402,2:25:14.405 And you can never earn so much[br]wealth by playing drum in a bar 2:25:14.405,2:25:18.409 You want wealth Isn't it?[br]I'll get you wealth! 2:25:18.409,2:25:21.679 After that Vicky didn't meet me for[br]next 3 months! 2:25:21.679,2:25:40.765 One day suddenly... 2:25:40.765,2:25:48.673 Great, today you look like a Richman[br]- I've married a rich girl! 2:25:48.673,2:25:53.111 Not for me, but for you! -For me? 2:25:53.111,2:25:57.782 My wife's life is insured for[br]100 million 2:25:57.782,2:26:04.956 If you co-operate with me[br]Those 100 millions will be ours 2:26:04.956,2:26:07.125 I've a game plan 2:26:07.125,2:26:10.128 And the first step of that[br]game plan was... 2:26:10.128,2:26:15.133 To bring my girl friend Neeta as[br]my wife Sonia to Zurich 2:26:15.133,2:26:18.703 And to search for such[br]a scapegoat 2:26:18.703,2:26:24.041 Who's not only a bachelor[br]but must be of my age 2:26:24.041,2:26:25.071 Luck was in my favour! 2:26:25.071,2:26:28.813 One day you & Priya came[br]there to reside 2:26:28.813,2:26:33.651 As soon as I saw you, I felt[br]my work is over 2:26:33.651,2:26:38.489 And my next step was to make you[br]get attracted towards Neeta 2:26:38.489,2:26:42.827 That's why willingly she stepped[br]infront of your car 2:26:42.827,2:26:46.831 And play acting about insurance[br]I took you both to Mauritius 2:26:46.831,2:26:49.834 Because, the final step of plan was[br]to get executed there only 2:26:49.834,2:26:55.173 That was killing Sonia and[br]getting you accused for it 2:26:55.173,2:26:57.675 That's why I called Sonia also[br]to come to Mauritius 2:26:57.675,2:27:00.011 Do you remember? That college friends[br]...the same one... 2:27:00.011,2:27:04.849 She was Sonia Bajaj[br]my real wife! 2:27:04.849,2:27:10.021 That's why to get intimate with you[br]Neeta played the kiss drama 2:27:10.021,2:27:13.858 So, that when I play the[br]trump card of wife swapping 2:27:13.858,2:27:18.529 You'll easily fall for her 2:27:18.529,2:27:20.031 But you turned out to be[br]a Devoted husband! 2:27:20.031,2:27:23.768 That you had a fight with me[br]and spoiled all my plans 2:27:23.768,2:27:25.087 Even then, we were not[br]discouraged man! 2:27:25.087,2:27:28.539 To befriend you again we[br]saught your forgiveness 2:27:28.539,2:27:37.215 And played the drama of jack slip[br]- And then 2:27:37.215,2:27:41.886 This time, I was successful[br]you went to Neeta and fell unconscious 2:27:41.886,2:27:46.557 And then I carried you to next[br]bedroom and put you on a bed 2:27:46.557,2:27:49.894 Neeta you be here only! I'll go[br]to airport to receive Sonia 2:27:49.894,2:27:50.561 If he regains consciousness 2:27:50.561,2:27:53.564 You don't worry! He'll not regain[br]consiciousness till morning 2:27:53.564,2:28:00.905 I've added sleeping pills[br]in his drinks! Go! 2:28:00.905,2:28:05.576 Sonia coming here wasn't any[br]coincidence, it was my plan 2:28:05.576,2:28:09.914 I asked Sonia to sit in car[br]and went into Airport Restaurant 2:28:09.914,2:28:16.254 So that, I'll have a witness 2:28:16.254,2:28:19.257 I went to him and asked for[br]a bottle of whisky! 2:28:19.257,2:28:23.261 And lied him that I didn't have money 2:28:23.261,2:28:25.596 That my friends will come[br]with money 2:28:25.596,2:28:34.839 As soon as he comes I'll[br]settle the bill! 2:28:34.839,2:28:38.943 And when I saw the manager getting[br]busy with other customers 2:28:38.943,2:28:44.282 I slipped out from[br]there silently! 2:28:44.282,2:28:48.519 Hey! Since when you've started[br]believing in by chance 2:28:48.519,2:28:51.289 This is not only book[br]it's my friends 2:28:51.289,2:28:59.297 And I came home with Sonia 2:28:59.297,2:29:02.633 Do you remember you wore a nightie[br]same like this on our first night 2:29:02.633,2:29:29.994 I want to see you again[br]like that! 2:29:29.994,2:29:39.003 Wear this and get ready[br]to go to Airport 2:29:39.003,2:29:56.687 I picked up the bottle on which[br]your finger prints had been imprinted 2:29:56.687,2:30:00.358 What's the matter? Today you're[br]in very Romantic mood! 2:30:00.358,2:30:07.365 I was eagerly waiting for[br]this night only 2:30:07.365,2:30:10.534 What? 2:30:10.534,2:30:14.372 Wantonly I smashed with a bottle[br]& disfigured her face 2:30:14.372,2:30:17.708 So, that no one could[br]recognise her 2:30:17.708,2:30:21.045 And after that sending off Neeta[br]on Geneva flight! 2:30:21.045,2:30:32.056 Silently I went into Airport[br]restaurent & sat there! 2:30:32.056,2:30:35.059 I made the bartender believe that[br]I was there in bar till early hours 2:30:35.059,2:30:39.023 I was successful in the risk[br]I had taken 2:30:39.023,2:30:47.405 I gave my watch to bartender[br]and made him into a witness! 2:30:47.405,2:30:52.243 People spend their lives, even then[br]they can't earn a million 2:30:52.243,2:30:58.082 And, within 5 months I've become[br]proud owner of 100 millons 2:30:58.082,2:31:01.252 Why do you always say[br]by chance? 2:31:01.252,2:31:04.088 What did it gave you? 2:31:04.088,2:31:06.059 One peg! 2:31:06.059,2:31:07.591 One peg? 2:31:07.591,2:31:09.026 Yes! 2:31:09.026,2:31:11.262 Because, its a day of celebration! 2:31:11.262,2:31:13.764 That's why I'll also join you! 2:31:13.764,2:31:16.006 You're a great planner! 2:31:16.006,2:31:20.104 How intelligently you've[br]planned 2:31:20.104,2:31:23.274 But every intelligent has[br]a streak of foolishness in him 2:31:23.274,2:31:27.445 Other than himself he considers[br]the entire world as foolish! 2:31:27.445,2:31:32.783 You too are one of those[br]overconfidence fools 2:31:32.783,2:31:36.287 You're thinking that I'm here[br]to escape from police 2:31:36.287,2:31:40.458 I am not here to escape from police[br]I was here to know your plan 2:31:40.458,2:31:45.296 And in your over confidence[br]you told me everything! 2:31:45.296,2:31:48.799 And now you may be thinking[br]how I could find your whereabouts 2:31:48.799,2:31:51.802 By chance! 2:31:51.802,2:31:54.638 Can you recognise this[br]boarding pass? 2:31:54.638,2:31:58.642 This was your real wife[br]Sonia Bajaj's 2:31:58.642,2:32:01.812 And I found this in your car 2:32:01.812,2:32:04.648 By coincidence in the[br]book"Coincidence" 2:32:04.648,2:32:17.995 Which you were making fun of! 2:32:17.995,2:32:21.332 Then, by chance I met[br]Insurance detective 2:32:21.332,2:32:25.169 Through him I came to know that[br]you've got the insurence money 2:32:25.169,2:32:29.507 And that you've transferred[br]$1,00,000 to the ship! 2:32:29.507,2:32:34.345 Okay! Even if you know my plan[br]what can you do? 2:32:34.345,2:32:38.015 Within few hours this ship will[br]cross swiss boundaries 2:32:38.015,2:32:40.684 And after that we'll be[br]miles far away 2:32:40.684,2:32:43.187 Wait! Before you go[br]miles far away 2:32:43.187,2:32:47.191 I'll tell you a joke! Which is[br]narrated to school children 2:32:47.191,2:32:49.036 Which you may've never heard it 2:32:49.036,2:32:51.862 Because you're from streets! 2:32:51.862,2:32:53.364 Then listen 2:32:53.364,2:32:55.866 A tortoise & a hare were friends 2:32:55.866,2:32:57.868 One day they had a race[br]between them! 2:32:57.868,2:33:00.204 And the hare surged[br]forward immediately 2:33:00.204,2:33:03.707 And reaching near the winning post[br]it slept of without any worry! 2:33:03.707,2:33:10.381 The foolish hare never knew when the[br]tortoise had come & overtook it 2:33:10.381,2:33:11.382 Is it a joke? 2:33:11.382,2:33:13.384 No, this is a story! 2:33:13.384,2:33:19.723 The joke is that our story is a exactly[br]like the story of Tortoise & Hare 2:33:19.723,2:33:22.393 In which I've won[br]not you 2:33:22.393,2:33:24.562 What are you blabbering? 2:33:24.562,2:33:28.566 The plan by me was successful[br]I've my Neeta with me 2:33:28.566,2:33:30.401 I've $100 million! 2:33:30.401,2:33:31.569 What do you've? 2:33:31.569,2:33:33.737 Nothing... l've won! 2:33:33.737,2:33:37.908 I can't explain you in words[br]There'll be a computer here Isn't it? 2:33:37.908,2:33:39.091 Come, I'll explain it you with[br]modern technology 2:33:39.091,2:34:01.265 Come... Come! 2:34:01.265,2:34:03.601 This is my Singapore Bank's[br]account number 2:34:03.601,2:34:06.027 How could you know it? 2:34:06.027,2:34:25.956 That's what I want to show you 2:34:25.956,2:34:30.294 People generally have a password[br]that can be easily remembered 2:34:30.294,2:34:34.798 Like... 2:34:34.798,2:34:37.134 But you can't do like that 2:34:37.134,2:34:41.805 Because you're a Bastard 2:34:41.805,2:34:47.811 Then what could be your password? 2:34:47.811,2:34:57.154 You always repeat a word 2:34:57.154,2:35:18.509 Isn't it this 2:35:18.509,2:35:21.679 Did you see Mr. Planner? 2:35:21.679,2:35:25.182 You earned $100 millions in[br]5 months with a plan 2:35:25.182,2:35:27.518 And in just 5 minutes 2:35:27.518,2:35:32.356 I redeposited your entire amount[br]into Insurance account 2:35:32.356,2:35:39.697 Now from a Billionaire you're[br]again become a penniless man 2:35:39.697,2:35:48.038 Take two sticks and go back to some bar[br]& play drums & make this girl dance 2:35:48.038,2:35:51.709 No use of holding my collar 2:35:51.709,2:35:53.877 Can you see this mike? 2:35:53.877,2:35:56.088 Whatever you said has[br]been recorded 2:35:56.088,2:36:12.073 And the tape recorder[br]is there! 2:36:12.073,2:37:28.972 You take this and inform[br]the security! 2:37:28.972,2:42:41.952 Neeta is dead! 2:42:41.952,2:42:43.286 Toilet is there 2:42:43.286,2:42:47.029 Father, they didn't mean toilet![br]It's welcome 2:42:47.029,2:42:52.629 Is he your FIL? (Father-in-law) 2:42:52.629,2:42:53.063 You too've come back[br]to India? 2:42:53.063,2:42:54.631 Where we'll go? 2:42:54.631,2:42:56.633 There's pollution, corruption here 2:42:56.633,2:42:59.302 But there's BJP here! 2:42:59.302,2:43:03.473 Bahut Jyada pyar(Too much of Love) 2:43:03.473,2:43:05.642 Now, it's a fashion of taking[br]out Albums! 2:43:05.642,2:43:07.644 Every Sikh is cutting[br]an Album 2:43:07.644,2:43:09.813 We've a Sikh in house! 2:43:09.813,2:43:12.816 I've planned to cut an Album[br]on National integration 2:43:12.816,2:43:15.986 A Bengali song in the[br]voice of a Sikh! 2:43:15.986,2:43:36.173 Sing man! 2:43:36.173,2:43:38.842 My Album's name is'Bhalo'! 2:43:38.842,2:43:41.344 Raj, you've not yet introduced[br]them to me 2:43:41.344,2:43:44.681 I'm a MBBS! 2:43:44.681,2:43:46.183 No... No... No 2:43:46.183,9:59:59.000 MBBS means...,