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A movie by Zdravko Šotra

''Barking at the Stars''

According to the book by Milovan Vitezović

-Mommy's pretty boy! You look so handsome.

-Like hell I do, the dead guy was a bit smaller.

-Hey! Don't talk like that! It's my brother's tux! Your uncle is alive and well.
-Yeah, but my uncle is not a philosopher like his brother!

-That's why he has a tux and all that.

-You have to respect your dad, even if he's a philosopher. And be grateful to your uncle!

-Hey dad, you know I respect you, right?

-I know son, I know.

-And I would be even more grateful to my uncle if he would lend me one of his cars.

-I don't want to walk to prom!

- Don't overdo it!

-Dad, why don't you call him and ask him to give me his Jeep?

- Have you heard this kid? What is he saying?

-Please dad! It'll be super cool if I pick up my date with a guitar and a cool car
It's completely different if I walk!

-He's right, philosopher, it's completely different.

-But please dad-
-Hello? Hello? Hey, your brother wants to talk to you...

-No no no no...hello.

-What's up, bro? Is something wrong with the tux?

-Nah, it's good, it's good, but...

-You're out of money again.. Come on, tell me how much?

-No, no, it's not that, hold on.. Miki says that it'll be much... umm, cooler

If he shows up to prom in your Jeep than to..umm, walk

-Well, you know, he is right. Come on, I want to talk to him.

- Hello, uncle, good evening.

- Listen, do you have a drivers license?

- I have it, of course.

- All right. I'm sending you the Jeep. But promise to take care of it.

- Don't worry, uncle. Thank you so much!

- All right.

- Have fun.

- Don't, son, don't, please.

- Why are you like that?

- I should remember this day for the rest of my life.

Do you remember your graduation days?

- Of course he does, he won my heart in those days.

- Tell me, how was that?

- It happened suddenly. We knew each other since childhood...

and then just on the gradution day...

- And what trick did he use?

- The aphorisms.

Aphorisms? We live today because he used a few aphorisms here and there?

- Yes, son, but also some books.

GRADUATING GENERATION

- Those were... the beautiful sixties

"...the broken hearts"

- Where are you headed, philosopher?

I'm going on an expedition to the female gender.

- Why are you staring at me?

- I'm resting my eyes, you have...

plenty of chlorine.

- You're talking nonsence.

- Oh, you mean I'm beating (joking).

- You are indeed beating (joking).

- No, that is my heart beating for you. I'm just reporting it.

- What's up with you, philosopher? We've know each other since childhood.

- You mean we know

each other since "little legs" (childhood)

Yes. It's just that, can you imagine, up 'till now

I never paid attention to your legs.

Really.

- He was spilling the most beautiful aphorisms in front of me, and do you know how he told me he loves me?

- Woman

one doesn't speak of that

- Why? We are family after all. Please tell me.

- "As the news reports it: I love you."

- Oh

I know about those tricks of his

- Of course, since he managed to win me over with them

- Sit down, let me tell you

about our graduation, how I won her heart

the main opponent

was my own brother.

- My uncle?

You were chosing between uncle and Philosopher? Congratulations for your choice!

Sorry, my driver is here.

What?

- Keys for you

- Thank you!!

Be down in 5 minutes. Bye.

- Have a good time!

- What's wrong, Mihajlo?

You got all sentimental, didn't you?

- Yeah...

- Just... wait... stop!

An internal fight inside me was happening... wondering whether I should approach you or not

YOU won. I congratulate you.

I just wanted to congratulate her, did you see this Mister? Those are the broken hearts.

- "who loved me, who wanted me"

- Ever since this school exists, this post is reserved only for the graduating students.

tradition, boy!

- Just two more weeks, and your time is over!

- Guys, we indeed have only 2 more weeks.

- 2 weeks? God created the world in 7 days, what can we do in 2 weeks...

- For example, Mr.Dragićević went to the "Paris"

- Good day, teacher

- Come on Philosopher, pull a stick, to see who is going for a drink with him.

- Oh, not me

- All generations do the same...

- It's a tradition, Mr.Radenko, it's a tradition!

Come on.

- I shouldn't do it! See you later.

- Maler (one who has bad luck), come on, you pull one.

Don't call me "Maler"... You see, as soon as someone calls me that name I have bad luck... I told you!

- Čedomir?

Well, gentlemen...

Mr.Dragićević is waiting for you.

- I have no money with me.

- Philosopher

here's your brother, he always has some cash

- Brother? Do I have dirt on my face?

- No, no, you don't.

- Good afternoon, girls.How are you?

- Fine.

- Do you like my Vespa?

We could perhaps go for a ride later on.

- Yeah, after the class

- It's coming!

It's coming! Get ready!

It's all good! It's all good!

- Gavranić! Are you alive!?

- I am. Did you take a photo of me?

- Yes, we did, you slug!

- Belmondo, the bill!

- One moment.

- Hi Belmondo. Two brandies.

- Two brandies

- Oh, hello teacher.

I say, hi, teacher.

I will not go from here without greeting you.

- Don't you see I'm talking with my friend?

- Oh, it's you, friend!

I didn't recognize you immediately, sorry. Hello to you.

How are you? Do you want to drink something?

- Belmondo, two drinks over here.

I feel something inside my chest

It's too strong, huh?

All right, I'll drink it for ya.

Cheers!

Who is paying for these drinks? No, my friend, don't insult me.

This is on me,

it's my turn.

All right. I'll pay, so that these two don't quarell about it.

Here you go

- Bye, my friend

- Belmondo, did the bell rang for the beginning of class?

- Yes.

- Teacher, please, your coat.

- Oh yes.

- Good bye

- Step out!

Stretching....

left, right, 3, 4

forward, backward, 3, 4

get out of the desk.

- Principal?

- Mr. Dragićević

- I tell myself one thing;

maybe it would be good to have a tea before the classes

- Yes, yes, as always

- So I go to the "Paris"...

...and there I find two students

- Yes, as always, two graduating ones...

- But notice this

...several weeks already, whenever I go in

there are two new students.

- Well, relax, my collegue

- That will stop, too...

- When?

- When they graduate,

when they are no longer prohibited to go to the bar.

I see you've brought your coat.

- Yes.

It's seems like it's going to rain...

- Hands up!

Higher, higher, plunge your arms...

- What do you say I start you (flirt with you), and we go long distances?

- ...left arm, right leg, right arm, left leg

...bend down, touch the floor

enough.

- What's wrong with you?

- I'm sorry, but I have bad conscience for not being your boyfriend.

Come one everybody, take your seats.

Still standing?

- You didn't say it, teacher

- You didn't say it AGAIN

- Teacher,

I sat down.

- You are wonderful

What did you say, Lozanić?

- I said, you didn't say it again

- You talk too much.

- Again I'm having bad luck...

- You're being wise again, huh?

- I'm not guilty.

- Shut up, Maler.

- It's never my fault, I just always have bad luck.

- You'll have to run a lap around school.

What's up?

- Teacher, we're coming from the tunnel. The train was late.

- What's wrong with your face?

- Tupa dropped me, I fell on my head.

Hey, he made it!

- You brought beautiful news.

But who want's be become the champion, he has to work a lot more!

And you want to be a champion,

is that right?

That's right?

Is that right?

- Right.

- What are you waiting for?!

- Now I should run for punishment, while my friend is celebrating success...

- Run in his honor!

- Apologize.

- You too, go after him.

- Me?

- Yes, in YOUR honor

- Two rounds, one after another.

- ...so that you consolidate the learning material!

- You too!

- Who doesn't have it in his head, he has it in his feet.

- Come on...

- I have so much in my head that my feet will fall off.

- One more running throat (horse)!

- Run it out, babbling girl.

- You'll run as much as your throat carries you!

- Come on now, out!

- We can bet

- I bet on me

- I accept

Make a cut.

- I won't.

- Go for a run Janković

- Teacher, why me?

- Disturbance of the competetive spirit!

Where are you headed, Marić?

- Teacher, I am going to run two rounds around the school.

- You run ahead too much.

...and who runs ahead, he...

- ...pulls a car?

- You too run out, and tell others to wait 'till I have everyone out

- Teacher, then I should also go.

- No, you don't go, Marić, no

- Teacher, I was naughty, and please punish me, too

- Bogoljub...

...you are the only one reliable here.

- Thank you, teacher

- You're just an ordinary snitch!

- Knežević, what do you think?

...you think you are very smart, and for sports you are as dumb as hell.

- I have my own discipline, teacher, I run in the width

- Mental work is nothing compared to the physical.

- Teacher, mental work is physically... unbearable

- Get a hair-cut!

What's funny?

Wait for it

Steady...

- Break!

- Silence, where are you headed?

This is a break for students, not for you!

steady, get ready

- Crazy house!

- Danica, Danica... Wait, stop

- What's wrong, Philosopher?

- I'm losing my breath.

Would you give me mouth-to-mouth?

- You're getting carried away again

- Yeah, towards you: see

- Graduating students will leave, but this guy remains.

And just look at these....

- Well, my collegue, I am leaving, good bye.

- Good bye.

- Give me your hand.

- You know I don't like that.

- You need a treatment.

- Collegue, I called you because of the excursion.

The gratuates are going on excursion next week...

- Don't worry, I'll take them.

- They are worst, right now...

They even bark at the stars!

- You know me -

What I take away, I bring back

Even more, never less!

I even bring what others have lost.

- Well, they don't call you for no reason: teacher of the natural beauties!

- Thank you.

If you overlive me...

....write on my grave: he is still on an excursion

Missed, again.

- The sun is burning, so I thought to move it into the shade.

It will be nicer for him over here.

- I didn't know, my collegue, that you got yourself a Fiat.

- It's a Zastava (Serbian car brand)

if you allow me, I am, due to the nature of my work...

...that is, education, a patriot.

- Logical.

- If I should go under a car, allow me, then let it be our Zastava.

- I see you also mastered driving.

- I'm perfecting it still...

...a bit through the city, but also on an open highway.

- Who is all teaching in our school...

Thank God, at least you are normal!

- Oh, excuse me, collegue...

...I don't know what is this today... I really don't have a custom to do that.

[examples of synonims for the verb "to talk"]

- Collegue, if you allow me, I thought the situation got out of control.

- No, no, collegue, we are doing a speaking exercise.

Sit down.

- Exercise? Allow me, I don't understand?

(whispers) Let's go...

- What's this, if you allow me, all about?

I will, immediately, allow me, refer this to the principle!

- I wouldn't recommend you, because I too can raise my voice!

- I will testify!

- How long will continue outtalking each other, instead of chitchatting with the girl?

- My effort all these years with them proves now to have been worth it.

What do you say, collegue?

- Collegue, I don't understand, but, allow me...

what are these bubbling?

- Excellent!

Synonomim: to babble. We forgot that one!

- I mean, allow me, what are they gibbering?

- There we go! They are gibbering. Gib-ber-ing. Wonderful, collegue.

Wonderful.

Collegue...

...thank you for joining us.

- Collegue, please... allow me

this thing we will on a different place consider and discuss

- To consider, to discuss...

...those are all... synonims.

Wonderful, wonderful!

- Wonderful, yes, allow me...

- Come again!

- I didn't dry it well.

- Gavranić

...which are the philosophical messages

in Camus' Myth about "Myth about Sisyphus"?

- Teacher, there are messages, that's for sure

...but I didn't get to them.

- He's practising box...

...he's a big hope for our school!

He'll box in Belgrade on a competition

He'll be a champion

- Yeah...

- Gavranić

did you, or did you not read the "Myth about Sysiphus"?

- Teacher, I believe everything that this philosopher of ours says,

he says for that Sysiphus, that he is a stupid pragmatist.

- Milić Gavranić

are you all right?

- Allow me, teacher, I stand behind that statement,

because if that fellow gave it a little bit of thought

we won't be busy today thinking of him as a roller

not just us, but all of the intelligence.

- Mihajlo

what is it, according to you, that he should be thinking about?

- About rolling

- About rolling?

- He's just rolling, yes...

...and if he would think about it, only a little bit

he would have once flatten the top of the hill

so that, when he rolls up this stone up,it stands there

gods too ask themselves, who will survive longer, Sysiphus, the hill, or... the stone.

- Gavranić

you'll have to go through the "Myth about Sysiph"

- I will.

- What's wrong?

What's wrong?

- Strong smell...

I smell a strong smell - apple.

- It's her hair, apple shampoon.

- I know...

- Good evening.

- Get lost!

- I love you, too.

- When I was little, my brother started hitting our mother...

I told him, "shame on you, you little scum, you don't beat your mother that way

Hey, give me a cigarette.

- ...and then you hit your mother properly.

- How do you know everything?

- And then you tell your brother: see, this is how you beat a mother.

- Good evening, principle, we're almost there.

- Good evening, good evening...

- It's not 10 o'clock yet.

They don't know what to do with themselves.

They are now the most dangerous...

....like dogs before being let off of a chain,

they even bark at the stars!

- Philosopher...

which technique should I use to approach that chick?

- Which chick?

That one next to the other one?

Look: approach her friend, with a serious face, serious voice...

tell her

I apologize for disturbing you on the street, but I really don't know a better way to get to know your friend

come one, repeat.

- I appologize..

- More deeply

- I apologize for approaching you on the street...

...but I really don't know a better way to get to know your friend

- That's right, come on now!

- You like the right one, I like the left one. You approach the left one

- OK

- I apologize for approaching you on the street, but I really don't see a better way to get to know your friend

- I apologize for...

This is Sanja

Sanja

Jovan

I apologize for disturbing you on the street like this, but I don't know a better way to get to know your friend

Tanja

Bogdan

This is Tamara

Tamara

Bogdan

- Shame on you. You approach girls on the street.

- No, I apologize. I know you girls don't like to be approach on the street.

You expect to be approached in an opera, but you girls don't go there, do you?

- What are you saying? There's no opera here.

- Correct, correct.

So what else do we have left?

- Sorry that we met.

- Danica,

girl.

- What?

- You look so pretty...

- So?

- So if you fall in love with me...

...and remain very persistant thereby

I will have no other choice

I will have to give up

- Brother, thanks for keeping her company.

- Well done, Philosopher

What are we going to do now?

- I don't know

- As the principle says: we should bark at the stars

3,2...

- You were right, principle

...they bark at the stars!

- Mr. Božović, I was thinking that more... figuratively.

- Teacher, I will get hepatitis (lit. "yellow disease")

- Do you want to be a champion?

- Drink, drink, drink...

- Drink, Tupa, drink... Drink, Tupa, drink...

- Teacher, perhaps I should continue at home?

- Excellent! You should also drink at home

- Now 10, and then during the big break 10 more

that is an excellent rhythm

an egg you drink, given by a chick

- Drink, Tupa, drink... Drink,Tupa, drink...

- Teacher, look what I can do!

- Teacher, I'm losing my breath

- Gavranić

This match in Belgrade is for me...

for us

very important

do you understand?

- I do.

- How are you, my dear collegue?

- You are doing this on purpose.

- No, it's from the heart.

- Let my hand go, please...

- I better leave, there is a storm coming...

- Yes, immediately.

Learn Serbian, my collegue, learn Serbian...

- Oui

- I just have to mark the class...

My God, this class book is so untidy!

I would severely punish the responsible teacher

Let's see how who is that -

Lazar...

My class book. Let's go.

Collegue, take my hat as well.

- I don't wear hats.

- I mean, when you already took my coat, you may as well take my hat.

- Again your coat...

strange.

- This is your coat, collegue.

- Please....

- "Only for teachers."

Collegues, please, who wrote 'only for teachers'?

I repeat: who wrote this?

- I did.

- Why?

Well, collegue...

...it is not the teachers that hangs here...

but coats.

- We'll correct it.

"also...

for coats..."

- Watch the language.

- I will.

- In a healthy body...

healthy spirit

- and language

- Why are you looking at me like that?

- What do you mean? You are the natural beauty of my country, I have to look at you. Please, just for a second.

- Listen, stop doing that.

- Stay like that

Just for a second, allow me to reflect myself in your eyes

- Philosopher, we are two different worlds

- You didn't hear?

- What?

- There will be a clash of the worlds

Sooner or later

- Who wants to smell it?

It smells like death. Come on, smell it

- It smells like eggs.

- You know, this is a great device for putting someone to sleep

Ooh, sorry Piki, you know, I am extremely afraid of my strength

dynamite

high voltage

and you, I will protect you from the guys flirting with you

- Are you saying you are in love with me?

- No, I'm just drawing your attention to my great capabilities

Look at this, Philosopher, a cabbagehead

And look at yours. Like an egg

you're a champion in weight-DOWN-lifting

...Look how it's going to flesh

- Oh my God...

- What's up?

- I'm afraid of entering the class IV-2

- Afraid?

- It's easy for you to say. This is my first year.

I am only 24.

If it just weren't for this IV-2...

- And think they are all in love with you.

The Americans have Clay

And we have myself!

- Tupa, the teacher is here

- I am sorry.

- Only in French, Gavranić.

- It's raining.

- Excuse me?

- He is begging you to allow him inside.

- What kind of a language is that...

Please

Gavranić?

Sit down.

Today, I will speak about Voltaire.

Do I have something on my dress?

- No, no... Except...

- Yes, Gavranić?

Volataire said about himself...

Is my hair in order?

- It is, it is...

- Danica...

I have imperialistic intentions about you, you know?

So?

- I will win you over

This is a declaration of love....

It's raining!

What?

...that means in our language: it rains

- Really?

- Now tell me that in French....

What's wrong with you today?

- You've got to do it, for me at least!

- I can't, I can't, I can't eat anything!

- You're lying!

We now you love baklavas...

- Box requires calories!

Sweets contain the most

- I don't want it!

You will get a shampita from each girl friend

....and a balkava from each guy friend

- I can't, guys, really

- You can, you can!

- You're not really that stupid not to like me?

well, I'm certainly not perfect

I count on your imagination

- Tupa, you wouldn't reject me

- No, I wouldn't reject it from you

...neither from you

- Therefore there are no problems, Tupa, go for it.

A juice, so that it can go easier

Maler

- Listen, Danica

You miss a proper clothing for that kind of despising look on your face

- Slowly, you'll choke him!

- We have to be there for him!

- Wait, Danica

Am I not playing?

- You are just spinning around Mihajlo, go play somewhere else

- Brother, you are again bothering my girlriend?

Here's for the cinema

Come on, take it all

Let's go

Yes

For who smokes, he distroys his health

PLEASE, DON'T TALK NON-SENSE

Today

You ask us questions (oral examination)

(picture of Nikola Tesla in the background)

- I will explane to you

I will explain to you

Explain to me the basic principle of geometric progression

Let's try it

Say you are the teacher, and I the student

and so you explain to me the basic principle of geometric progression

- It's difficulm, I don't have a badge

- Here you go

- For real then?

- For real.

- I imagined...

I'm the teacher, you're a student

- You can start.

- Let the student

Jovan Slobenović

stand up, and let him explain to me

one must know the subject

I will not tolerate any witticisms and excuses

- There he goes

- What's up pidgeons? Sleeping on those bars?

That is because you get up improperly

I do not get up, I jump out of the bed!

- We now that, you told us...

- You know...

You're hanging there like a liver

I perfected the style of jumping out

Look here

I always jump out of the bed

to the left

with the greatest possibly take-off

using the slope throw... with elements of a horisontal high jump

- I am jumping, teacher. My blood is already running!

- So it should with the rest of the lazy crowd

Stand up

Get ready

My dear collegue will also join

Prepare

And: one, two, three, four...

Good, two, three, four...

Who whistled?

- I did.

What is this? First you wash your face here, then you wave around

this a town's square, not a stadium!

- In old Greece it is exactly on sqaures like this

that attention was paid to the physical culture

- Then go to the old Greece and wave around there!

- Do you know who I am?

- I do

- So?

Come on, leave this place

Get ready!

- Sorry?

Stretching out!

One, two, three, four...

Two brandies for two graduates.

- Belmondo

Did you see Mr. Dragićević?

- He was here just now

- Was he wearing my coat?

- I have no idea.

- How do you have no idea, a grey coat...

- Good day, teacher

- Good, day

- Good bye, teacher

No, no, don't leave before we have a drink together

Sit down!

It is a rear occasion to see students in the bar

and that is not prohibited, right?

- Well, it is... it is prohibited

- Oh, it's prohibited you say?

And what do we do now?

What do we do now?

Two

detentions

Brandies!

And beer

Deer (a brand of Serbian beer)

Belmondo, two brandies and a Jelen (Deer) beer

- Do you really think I look like him?

- Absolutely.

- Really?

- Good day, teacher

All right

I'll be sending you to the army, I'm telling you

and then you can show your courage

- Teacher, you headed this way

- I know where I was headed

and you watch what you are doing

Teacher

- What are you doing with that toy, give it to me

- This is an alive viper, I brought it for the biology classroom

- You are crazy, I have nothing to do with that

What's wrong?

What do you mean 'What's wrong?', I am writing in the class

- Sit

Who did this?

Identify yourself, or I will call the principle to investigate

I am asking one last time

- I did

Off you go to the principle to explain everything

- Teacher, I did it

- Don't trust her, teacher, she's trying to save me

- Children, what is up with you?

- Teacher, I did it, but he is always interveawing

No, I really cannot allow that she suffers because of her weakeness towards me

you be silent, Danica

This seems like a bad joke, but that is my graduating project: a costume

That can't be, look, doesn't it suit me?

Perfectly!

Dear, you don't reject a gentlement's gesture just like that

I know, teacher, but how will I get rid of him later on?

All right, all right, come on now, sit down both of you

and find a way to tell each other that... what you want

Oh, Danica, if you only have a little bit of brain, so that you could understand

What do you want, Mihajlo?

Here's what I want: I want that we fit into selecting species

You're a bit crazy

I am a fool (jester), and you will not be my costume disigner

but what?

you'll be my ceramist

you'll make me out of mudd

sooner or later

What's that noise over there?

Viper, teacher. My fingers became numb from holidng it, so it slipped a little

Mouse!

I got it

Teacher, do you need it for the classroom?

We have a mouse for the biology classroom

And a real viper

What's up with him?

Good day, teacher

It's not raining

bravo, Gavranić

Thank you

Slobenović

Knežević

come on

We haven't seen each other since...

last night. That's right.

And was there any... detention?

Because of last night's...drinking

and there won't be any, bacuase I...

paid for it

Now it's your turn... you pay me back with your knowlege

that's right. What was it that you drank last night?

Brandy

Chemical origin

Bajina Bašta (town in Serbia)

that's the gographical origin. Chemical origin!?

Alchohol.
-That's right

Formula? I can't remember, really

And the origin of alcochol? I think it's Greek.

You're thinking poorly, and know even more poorly

come on, Knežević... Explain the dummy

And you, dummy, listen and watch

Brandy is one of the products serving the purpose of enjoyment and it contains...

from 3 to 80% ethyl-alchohol

It is gained through the alocholic fermentation from plants containing sugar

third... The formula is C2H5OH

fourth question... what was it?

The name

The name... The name 'alcohol' comes from the Arabian word 'al kaul', which means 'a poweder for coloring eye lids

Do you see with what knowledge one goes to the bar?

Congratulations, Knežević, you can come with me for another drink after school, and you...

If I again... see you... in... the bar

I'll beat you up like...

a cat

Imagine the gym buck to be your enemy

hit him only in his head

in the eye, in the nouse, in the chin, in the teeth, in... beat him. Do you understand?
- I understand

What are we going to do?

You help your friend by cheering.
- You can be the referee. Come on

Box

Come on, hit him now, come on Tupa...

Poor buck, I will cheer for the buck

Stop

Go buck go, go buck go...

Hit him, beat him, hit him...

Hey, watch while passing by. Pass me, would would?

It is nice to see next to yourself a pretty girl. That's why I will not move from this place

Are you giving me your word?
- I give you my word

Now keep it, then

Pull it over

Gavranić

teacher, did you see this?
-Yes, it's great

We've got him!
- Yes, we've got him.

Put it away from me.
- Oh, that. Ok

Forward, forward

Sit down

Open it

Who is absent?

Let him announce himself

No humor, please

Milic Gavranić is absent

You see, he is practising boxing, and he will represent our school in this noble art

What kind of nobility is that? To fight with others

They breath onto each other

Pull each other, touch each other with those sweaty bodies

Touch is a horrible thing

Left, right, direct in the forehead

just keep on hitting it, all the time, you'll make it

Teacher, is that a new soap perhaps?

The sulfur one, from Russia

...a special one

Quickly, back to your seats

Today we will talk about protection from electricity

Where is electricity the strongest?

In... conduit

That's ritght, in the conduit

And where does conduit end? Again you

In the substation

Yes, in the substation

You see, people die mostly because of electricity TO and IN substation

For example, our substation is located under a road bridge

it is totally unsecured, therefore very dangerious, why? You tell me

You did not tell us what is so, but it is so, if you say so

It may happen that one, passing over the road bridge, accidentally falls down to the substation

That is also possible

But there are other dangers, too

For example

A man gets drunk and heads home

On the way, he of course feels the urge to urinate, is that right?

He comes to the substation, and there we are

One, especially a male person, considers it a great attraction to urinate from above the bridge road

and it is, teacher

yes, one would have to consent that it indeed is

and that is how he starts urinating, directly into the power supply in the substation

salty water is, we learned that, one of the best conducters of electricity, is that right?

And what happens?

It happens that the electricity him reversly, through his urine, and "the thing"...

which thing?

through "the thing"... kills

Why are you like this Danica, why?

What's wrong with you, Mihajlo? What am I to you?

What can I say, you are nothing to me, but how much you can become, you can't evae dream of

Are you writing this down?

One musn't urinate from the bridge road...

...urinate from the bridge road, especially if a substation is underneath

that is a principle of protection

or to cut?

now, neither cutting...

Mihajlo, you are completely lost
- I am, I am.

And you, if you are a just discoverer, keep me...
Just for a little while

You Knežević, and Janković, you must be discussing the protection from the electricity, right?

Yes, of course, teacher...

It's just that Danica, she is afraid, she's having certain reserves

let's here them

If that would spread, says she, desperate ones would come from all over to our district...

in order to finish with themsleves with an ordinary urinating

And I am, teacher, seriously concerned that among us there will be somebody desparate

who will go to that bridge road due to the unreturned loved

you thought of me?
- Yes

Where are you going?

We are skipping the class, and you are also going with us

One may not skip classes
- One may.

may, may not, may...

It wasn't you who invented skipping classes

How many smart and educated people skipped classes this way

Danice, please
- Where are you headed?

Let him go!

Ok, I'll let him go... My nice little brother, my nice little brother

You know, I am sick of both of you

Love problems, huh?

Watch what you are doing!

How much of that had happened here

Assistant, who is not present?

Assistant escaped too.

OK.

Well, that's not the way it's going to be.

Historia est magistra vita.

History will teach you the lesson.

One thing, you thought I was going to be questioning you today.

Wanted to screw me?

No, not happening.

Danice, Danice.Danice.

Children, children.

Well you, you escaped from class.

What are you doing here.

Milic is analyzing force, and we are keeping him company.

Milic, Milic...

Professor, why doesn't it want to roll downhill? But Professor why doesn't it want to roll downhill?!

Rousvelt said: I am ready to stay in Teheran as long as Marshall Stalin is here.

Then Churchul spoke too.

If it was necessary, I am ready to stay in Teheran forever.

Collegue, were you keeping a log there at that time?

Only one thing

They escaped.

Collegue I really don't know what to say.

For godness sake, you are teaching to an empty classroom!

Ah no, I wanted to have questioning today, but I don't have whom.

I have to teach, I have no choice.

I earn my professor's bread honestly.

Yes, collegue Dragicevic, let's go, let's go.

Good afternoon Professor.

Good afternoon Professor.
Good afternoon Professor.

Good afternoon Professor.
Good afternoon Professor.

Good afternoon Professor.

Good afternoon Professor.

Good afternoon Professor.

Good afternoon Professor.
Good afternoon Professor.

Children, study history nevertheless!

She is...

We know Professor.

The teacher of life.

Magistra vita est.

Good afternoon Professor.

Please come on in Professor.

One thing Professor, you are very dear to us.

We will be saying good bye to each other soon, so we wanted you to know that.

Yes Professor!

Why do you run away from class?

Why is it not leaving already?

You didn't put too much effort in the send-off.

That's why Professor when you come back it will be...

When we come back as champions you will feel ashamed for sending us off this miserably!

See you on Monday.

Punch them well Tupo!

Look through that window... What you doing there...

Maybe you are finding your own peace.

Are you looking at her now?

You think about her...

This one really doesn't know to quit.

He is unbelievably stubborn.

Is he bothering you?

I don't know. He can be funny and sometimes I find him really kind.

Dear? Funny? That guy is just a fool!

Can you be funny?

Me? I can do everything!

Yeah? Let me hear? -Let me just remember.

So? I need to remember!

Bad luck!

Listen to this: better duck on a plate, than a goose under the arm.

Ha? If that's not funny, I really don't know what is funny.

Broken hearts...

That loved shortly...
That beat forever...

And kept the love faithfully...

Who ordered the music?

We did. We are going to welcome the champion!

But we have class at the "Fat Hill".

First to greet the champion. As the director said, unless you say differently.

OK, in that case, I will go first, and you'll follow me, in two lines.

And music behind us.
Straight to train station.

For the champion three times Hurray: Hurray, hurray, hurray!

And where is the winner? - Who? - The champion? - I don't know, I am travelling incognito.

And student Milic, where is Milic?

Where are you Tupo, champion?

Hey, there he is! - Tupo!

What is it, Tupo? You got your nose upgraded?

OK, ok, friends, tease me, so that we can be done with it.

Sorry Tuppo, but the opportunity for it is so good!

He closed eyes to you,ha?

Which sallon do you go to?

Tupo, wherever you look at it is all blue, ha?

It's really romantic...

When they knock you down you don't need to worry about astronomy class, that's something I know, but I don't know for how long!

When he was putting you to bed, was he singing softly over you?

I hope he was gentle!

Today we are going to be practicing the security of the road on Fat Hill.

I will be driving. And you will be behind the curves to wave at me if you see someone coming from the opposite direction.

Knezevic, what are you talking about while I am explaining?

Well, I don't know Professor if this excercise is the security of the road or your training in driving?

They call you Philosopher, ha?

You could cut your hair, so that they don't cut your hair there.

I will, I will.

The training in driving of every individual strengthens the war readiness of our people!

That's right!

Besides, while you are waiing flags at me, we will be practicing - what Philosopher?

Codes, that is secret understanding!

That's right. Even in ancient Rome, Cesarus was gladly speaking in codes.

What is that?

That's one Cesarus thought that is seldomly quoted?

I don't understand, I forgot, what was that again?

It is nice to be at war with nice girls?

Straight to corner!

Which one?

There behind that bush. You citing Cesarus' weak thoughts.

Instead of saying... - I came, I saw, I conquered!

That is right! Veni vidi vici!

OK come back.

Bogoljub, distribute the flags and distribute the people.

Don't yawn there - watch the road!

Hey hey hey hey hey, don't strech!

Give them the signal to start!

Danica!

What Mihailo?

I would like, boundless love for myself, to share with someone.

Oh really?

What is it?

What are you doing here man?

There is no violation here! Allow me, I took all measures of precaution!

Well you blocked the traffic!

What kind of traffic? You see there is no traffic!

Well of course there isn't, when you have been blocking it for the entire hour!

You hear?

Let's go, climb behind.

I am a professor of safety training, called Nesa Kutuzov.

Let's go, let's go.

Listen here, from this moment on you are all on a field trip.

Everything you do between each other and that you talk, I have to know!

Before or after?

Collegue, I just remember the poem of one of my collegues from Banja Luka, who wrote the poem: Suffering.

Who has never taken children to Zagreb's state fair, they don't know what suffering is.

Train is coming!

Hey, brother, wait, I will do it!

Brother, be nice!

What, I don't understand?

If you leave her alone, I will give you Vespa, OK?

Hey bro, you could wish us a safe trip!

Hey there, who is going to pay for those drinks?

Two brandies!

Collegue Stevic took that defeat very difficult.

Well he wanted to become a star over night.

Collegue Bozovic, I would talk to him, but I don't know what.

Tell him, the most important thing is to participate.

I should tell him so? - Yes.

Here Professor, you asked for me and I am reporting to you.

Listen, no matter what happens here you are responsible. And that you let me know on time.

I understand Professor.

We were preparing for it thoughtfully...
I know, but dear collegue, it is important to participate.

I just uncovered myself for a moment, and he abused it very meanly.
Bad luck! Don't uncover yourself not even in bed any more!
Through being beaten up to the stars, ha?

He only lowered his hands for a moment.

There is no point in crying, no!

Have you seen when the fast train goes into the tunnel? Well that is how it was.

Well you were running in front of trains.
Bad luck!

Immediately appologize to our friend, Gavranic!
-I am sorry Milic.

OK.
You are very cute. I like you better like this, than a show off.

Where does it hurt? - Here. - And more? - Here.

I am in charge and I won't allow...

Well are we still going to be on "you", or should we move on to kisses?

I won't allow nothing unpredictable.

Opa, not it's coming Bacevci and Bacevci tunnel!

You are not that crazy?! - Yes I am. I will run for you. - Yoo don't have to!
-I will run with you.

You were hit by a fast train, and you are still racing with the commercial ones, that's your mistake!

Professor, it wasn't my fault, Milic Gavranic and Jova Slobenovic.

What they got into a fight? - No even worse! They raced with the train!

And the train was faster?! - No they were. - Oh thank God.

Lucky you! - Why? - You can wait calmly for your future.

On my back!

To cut the sleepiness...

Oh, I am sorry... - Please excuse me.

This will be registered by the seizmological centre!

A bit more a bit more.

Let's go! Everyone to the hall! Get ready! Streching! And... One, two, Watch your arms, Three, Four.

Nicely, two, three, four.

Here it is, Belgrade, Belgrade, the capital.

Allow me Danica.
Mihailo, you are so golden.

You see Professor, she already uses me. Allow me yours too.

Mihailo! He is really golden!

Milic and Slobenovic!

Come into my room.

What a nice room you have Professor. Wonderful view of post and train station.

Sit down. For you two there is nothing of Belgrade today because of that train race in Bacevci.

Exactly here, the old Slaves first crossed the river, in the direction of my hand. Now, look here.

Remove that gentleman from there please.

Professor, that is Ivo Andric. - Yeah right.
Excuse me please, could you move just a bit?

Look really!
Could we ask our Nobel Prize winner to take a picture with seniors from the province? Please?

I have read many books from you, such as, for example, like...

Look here!

This is Knez Mihailo, the national and historical figure!

And our love will be historical, ha Danica, what do you think?

Shut up already! - It is easiest to shut my mouth with a kiss, come on, come on if you dare!

He's been riding for more than hundred years in the same direction, and in the same place!

What is this? - A field trip! - 10.000.

For what? - For bad guidance!

But please, I am number one in Serbia for leading field trips.

There is wine too!

Until we go to the cinema, who wants, is free!

Wait! Bad luck - here is the money, you will buy tickets for everyone.

Professor, give it to me, I am stronger, if it is crowded, I'd better do it.

Wait, where are you going, with the others?
No not with the others, I have a date.

I also have a date. Bye!

Sir, you dropped this!
Oh, oh thank you, who says today's girls aren't wonderful? Thank you very much!

Nothing, nothing! - Have we met before?

I see you for the first time! - Well thank God, I only believe in the love at the first sight!

Wait, but wait! I would propose to you, but begging in the street is illegal.

Ooow, you are short sighted - let me come closer to you!

You dazzled me with your beauty!

Please, please, take me across the street.

Wait, where are the tickets? - I have them. - Give them. - No it's fine, you go in, I will come in the end.

Hurry up, the movie is starting! Tickets?

Behind.

Tickets?
Behind.

One. - Thank you.

Tickets. - Here you go. - And for the others? - What others? - Those who walked in front of you.

Oh those, I don't know them. - Wait a minute, they were walking right in front of you!

I don't know, who knows who doesn't walk in front of me these days...

What happened, neighbour?

Well 30 of them just entered without tickets. - Oh, those are the graduating seniors from the province, the city is full of those loafers.

Professor, take.

Please. Professor. Take.

Professor, what is this? Boka Kotorska, the bride of Adriatic.

Bad luck! Bad luck happened to Professor Stevic!

Nothing, I knocked to wake him up and I couldn't hear anything, some bad luck happened!

Let's go!

Collegue Stevic, Collegue!

I am not smart, what to do?

You know what Professor, it is not needed smartness, but force.

Professor, Professor.

Man should quickly cut the sleepiness.

Gavranic, hold him now, he will apply quick waking up again!

Marina, Marina, Marina, you don't know that I love you.

That over there is Perast, and this behind us is Gospa od Skrpjela.

And behind there is Risan. Why aren't you looking?

I cannot be more beautiful than the entire Boka? - You are a romantic Mihajlo.

Me? Well they would see me how, having my eyes closed, I hug one small birchwood. Like this.

What? -What happened next?

Let me in peace, please, I barely came to here. - And all those love of yours?

Well I am so shy that my girls were bringing me flowers to dates.

Really? - Really.

Gospa od Skrpjela is...

What are you doing over there?!

People's Police.

Come in and have your ID's ready.

No, please. - I told you so, I told you so!

I fell off my feet chasing for you through the city. Thank God you are alive, even here.

No documents, poor behaviour, not allowing the state organs to perfrom their duty.

That you call the director, everyone!

Hello? Who is this? WHO?
Professor Bozovic told me to call you.

No, I don't know, he didn't tell me!

God protect.

Who is it again?

Professor told us that we call you.

Good evening! Jovan Slobenovic!

Room 42! -What room 42?

Well, I thought that we could talk... Were you thinking about something else?

Be quiet, Professor Bozovic will hear us.

Tupo, Tupo, where are you Tupo?! There you are, there you are!

OK, stop, stop, stop, calm down.

You know what I would ask you?

I know what you would ask me.
Screw the lights. That is good for the atmosphere.

It's good if Professor comes.

Philospher wants to talk to you something. - What does he want now? - Well I don't know.

Where are you going? - Hey, I wanted to talk to you. - Listen, I have a boyfriend, he is a student. When you see him, you think clouds came. We'd better not talk.

OK, let's not talk.

I was watching the sky, above the Himalayas... -And? - You have the eyes of the colour of the world.

And? - And?
I am not managing well, help me Danica, I can't find the right words, this is a really difficult crossword for me.

Mihailo, you are shy...

Who?

Milena, who is with you? - Danica Jankovic?

Where is Danica now?
- She is here. She just went out for a sec for something.

I know where she is.

I came...

I saw...

I kissed.

Knezevic, maybe you know where Danica is?

No, why?

Why is there no light in here?

Both of you will call the principle!

Professor, the principle is angry that we call him.

Who called the principle and when?

This night, you said so.

And what did the principle say?

I'd better not say what he said to me.

Oh my God, my head will explode.

Well colleagues, how was the field trip? Oh I see there are some wounded.

Colleague Stevic had a minor brain concussion.

Stevic?

With the system of projectile mission we abruptly cease sleepiness.

Maybe you could too, to make blood stream.

I am coming back from scouting. Colleague Stevic, your class, IV-2 is in escape.

One thing, I didn't give the final grades and today is the last day of classes.

This is a complete chaos.

Don't you know where they are?

Allow me, I don't.

One thing, me neither.

One thing, allow me, today in our town Red Star is playing.

Red Star?

Oh come on Stamenic, hit those capital's bastards.

What, what, so what if it is Red Star, we are going to give them 3 in the net.

Tickets, tickets, tickets, Professor, ticket...
Tickets, tickets, give me tickets people!

Oh what are you doing?
Hey dude stop pushing around!

Oh, I am sorry Professor.

You weren't hoping for me? - We haven't.
- You escaped and I didn't give you the final grades.

Ours are pushing the left side, ha?

You know everything, just history you don't.

We know Professor.

Throw away the whistle!

Really, Professor.

We will see that now.

Assistant, who is absent?

Professor, here are not Danica Knezevic and Mihailo Jankovic.

If I had found you, I will find them as well.

There goes his achilles tendon.

Achilles tendon is called for... Achilles' heel.

And where is that achilles' heel from?

Professor, he only knows what achilles's chin is!

Well achilles's heel is when someone has flat feet.
Oh come on, get out of offside!

Professor, really, they catch him there all the time.

Fool. That is why ancient Greeks never played football.

And who was, in your opinion, Achilles?

In my opinion Professor, Achilles was the first hero in mythology that had flat feet...

he was a great hero but he had flat feet and that's why they shot him down.

Let me tell you one thing, that kind of stupidity I haven't heard in my life

Well, I will have to give you a B-.

Ok, now, Milena Kokeza, let us hear you now.

Hey, have you heard the news? -No, what? -As Tanyug is reporting, I love you.

Wonderful girlfriend I have...
All the time together we are...

I know that she loves me...
For her there is only me...

But on that evil day...
When I was walking alone...

Another girl, another passed by...
She took my breath away...

Come on, let's dance!

Ok, fine, but without hands.
-Well you can't without hands.

She smiled at me, and disappeared...

Infinite amount of times I wanted...
One more time to meet her...

Just one more time to see, that mysterious girl...
Looks like there is no hope...

Time carries everything...
Nonetheless often now, almost every day, I remember her...

And I still remember, she had sad eyes...
I remember her mysterious smile, she smiled and then disappeared...

And I still remember, she had beautiful eyes...
I remember her sad look, she smiled and then disappeared...

I knew it! I knew that I knew it!

What happened? - What do you mean what happened, you see he scratched someone else's Jeep!

It's not someone else's, it's the uncle's.

Well that's not our Jeep.

Is he... Is he bringing her to our home?

So what? - What you mean so what? How dares he?

Our love will be detected by the seismological society.

You're talking nonsense...

That's my heart beating for you, I am just the messenger.

It's time that from "you", we move to lips.

Come down with those stupid jokes.

Stupid jokes?!

Well let me...

You'll wake up the 'rents.

Let's talk.

You know, as Tanyug is reporting, I love you.

Looser, flirting with my jokes. That's the today's youth.

Mihailo, did you listen to radio this morning?

No I didn't, why now?

As Tanyug is reporting, I love you.

You are my crazy stone of stumbling.