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You Know Too Much

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    Fuck, that was the last one
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    That's okay.
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    Let's do something else.
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    What do you got?
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    We could go on a hike.
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    No.
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    Play cards?
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    Absolutely not.
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    Learn how to do Pinterest nails?
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    I already did mine...
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    Oh, they look good.
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    Thank you.
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    Well, I guess we could just... talk?
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    About what?
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    Who are you voting for
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    in the upcoming elections?
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    Bernie Sanders.
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    Me too!
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    I know.
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    You put feel the Bern posters
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    all over the apartment and then
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    you made me watch his speeches from
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    1990, 2002, and 2015.
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    I am burnt out.
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    Do you wanna discuss the
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    small but significant changes
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    to my sister's personality now
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    what she has a kid?
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    No.
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    But, I will explain the intricacies of
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    Marvel's sexism to you one more time.
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    "The treatment of Black Widow is
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    an atrocity against humanity
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    and Jeremy Renner needs to be silenced."
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    I get it.
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    Hmmm..
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    Tell me something you've
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    never told me before.
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    Okay.. When I was 9, I got really
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    really sick and I was in the hospital
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    for 3 months with a mystery illness.
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    That's so sad.. I remember feeling sad
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    the first time you told me about it, too.
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    Okay, smart ass. Tell me something
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    I don't know about you.
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    Okay. When I was 16, I drove to
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    a parking lot with my dad--
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    And you accelerated instead of hitting
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    the brake, and you drove your car
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    up onto a bush and got stuck
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    and then 7 men came out and
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    tried to pull your car off the bush
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    and you were so embarrassed you
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    drove home with branches in your tires.
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    It's a really good party story, okay?
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    I just couldn't remember us being
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    in a party together.
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    I went on a date with Marc Maron once.
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    Everyone knows that, Gabby!
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    I know, I just like bringing it up.
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    Is this it?
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    Do we seriously have nothing
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    left to say to each other?
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    What's the point in us even
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    staying friends?
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    Hahaha
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    Oh, re-runs are the best!
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    I'm gonna go start a fight with
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    Garrett so we have something
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    to talk about when I get home.
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    Oh, that's a great idea!
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    I'm Facebook stalking everyone
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    we've ever met.
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    Do I have some hot divorce gossip for you!
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    Friendship save!
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    He looks good...
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    Oh, they have a kid.
Title:
You Know Too Much
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Video Language:
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Duration:
02:27
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