1 00:00:06,068 --> 00:00:09,228 Fuck, that was the last one 2 00:00:09,228 --> 00:00:10,935 That's okay. 3 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:13,879 Let's do something else. 4 00:00:13,879 --> 00:00:15,447 What do you got? 5 00:00:15,447 --> 00:00:16,874 We could go on a hike. 6 00:00:16,874 --> 00:00:17,338 No. 7 00:00:17,338 --> 00:00:17,997 Play cards? 8 00:00:17,997 --> 00:00:18,683 Absolutely not. 9 00:00:18,683 --> 00:00:20,213 Learn how to do Pinterest nails? 10 00:00:20,213 --> 00:00:21,437 I already did mine... 11 00:00:21,437 --> 00:00:22,501 Oh, they look good. 12 00:00:22,501 --> 00:00:23,641 Thank you. 13 00:00:23,641 --> 00:00:26,047 Well, I guess we could just... talk? 14 00:00:26,047 --> 00:00:27,934 About what? 15 00:00:27,934 --> 00:00:30,167 Who are you voting for 16 00:00:30,167 --> 00:00:31,427 in the upcoming elections? 17 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:32,772 Bernie Sanders. 18 00:00:32,772 --> 00:00:33,572 Me too! 19 00:00:33,572 --> 00:00:34,115 I know. 20 00:00:34,115 --> 00:00:35,434 You put feel the Bern posters 21 00:00:35,434 --> 00:00:36,559 all over the apartment and then 22 00:00:36,559 --> 00:00:37,844 you made me watch his speeches from 23 00:00:37,844 --> 00:00:40,375 1990, 2002, and 2015. 24 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:41,693 I am burnt out. 25 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:44,078 Do you wanna discuss the 26 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:44,879 small but significant changes 27 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:46,189 to my sister's personality now 28 00:00:46,189 --> 00:00:47,133 what she has a kid? 29 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:47,799 No. 30 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:49,918 But, I will explain the intricacies of 31 00:00:49,918 --> 00:00:51,551 Marvel's sexism to you one more time. 32 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,281 "The treatment of Black Widow is 33 00:00:53,284 --> 00:00:54,760 an atrocity against humanity 34 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,343 and Jeremy Renner needs to be silenced." 35 00:00:56,343 --> 00:00:57,059 I get it. 36 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:02,206 Hmmm.. 37 00:01:02,206 --> 00:01:03,242 Tell me something you've 38 00:01:03,242 --> 00:01:04,331 never told me before. 39 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:07,454 Okay.. When I was 9, I got really 40 00:01:07,454 --> 00:01:08,868 really sick and I was in the hospital 41 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:10,284 for 3 months with a mystery illness. 42 00:01:10,284 --> 00:01:13,361 That's so sad.. I remember feeling sad 43 00:01:13,361 --> 00:01:14,884 the first time you told me about it, too. 44 00:01:14,884 --> 00:01:16,356 Okay, smart ass. Tell me something 45 00:01:16,356 --> 00:01:17,155 I don't know about you. 46 00:01:17,155 --> 00:01:20,152 Okay. When I was 16, I drove to 47 00:01:20,152 --> 00:01:21,337 a parking lot with my dad-- 48 00:01:21,337 --> 00:01:23,267 And you accelerated instead of hitting 49 00:01:23,267 --> 00:01:24,423 the brake, and you drove your car 50 00:01:24,423 --> 00:01:25,518 up onto a bush and got stuck 51 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:27,187 and then 7 men came out and 52 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:28,694 tried to pull your car off the bush 53 00:01:28,694 --> 00:01:29,982 and you were so embarrassed you 54 00:01:29,982 --> 00:01:31,203 drove home with branches in your tires. 55 00:01:31,203 --> 00:01:33,489 It's a really good party story, okay? 56 00:01:33,489 --> 00:01:34,509 I just couldn't remember us being 57 00:01:34,509 --> 00:01:35,876 in a party together. 58 00:01:39,372 --> 00:01:41,566 I went on a date with Marc Maron once. 59 00:01:41,566 --> 00:01:43,048 Everyone knows that, Gabby! 60 00:01:43,048 --> 00:01:45,699 I know, I just like bringing it up. 61 00:01:45,699 --> 00:01:47,844 Is this it? 62 00:01:47,844 --> 00:01:49,198 Do we seriously have nothing 63 00:01:49,198 --> 00:01:51,264 left to say to each other? 64 00:01:52,534 --> 00:01:53,719 What's the point in us even 65 00:01:53,719 --> 00:01:54,986 staying friends? 66 00:01:57,806 --> 00:01:59,156 Hahaha 67 00:02:01,376 --> 00:02:03,481 Oh, re-runs are the best! 68 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:08,485 I'm gonna go start a fight with 69 00:02:08,485 --> 00:02:09,189 Garrett so we have something 70 00:02:09,189 --> 00:02:10,599 to talk about when I get home. 71 00:02:10,599 --> 00:02:12,005 Oh, that's a great idea! 72 00:02:12,005 --> 00:02:13,077 I'm Facebook stalking everyone 73 00:02:13,077 --> 00:02:14,365 we've ever met. 74 00:02:14,365 --> 00:02:16,770 Do I have some hot divorce gossip for you! 75 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:19,555 Friendship save! 76 00:02:21,914 --> 00:02:23,206 He looks good... 77 00:02:23,206 --> 00:02:24,835 Oh, they have a kid.