Fuck, that was the last one
That's okay.
Let's do something else.
What do you got?
We could go on a hike.
No.
Play cards?
Absolutely not.
Learn how to do Pinterest nails?
I already did mine...
Oh, they look good.
Thank you.
Well, I guess we could just... talk?
About what?
Who are you voting for
in the upcoming elections?
Bernie Sanders.
Me too!
I know.
You put feel the Bern posters
all over the apartment and then
you made me watch his speeches from
1990, 2002, and 2015.
I am burnt out.
Do you wanna discuss the
small but significant changes
to my sister's personality now
what she has a kid?
No.
But, I will explain the intricacies of
Marvel's sexism to you one more time.
"The treatment of Black Widow is
an atrocity against humanity
and Jeremy Renner needs to be silenced."
I get it.
Hmmm..
Tell me something you've
never told me before.
Okay.. When I was 9, I got really
really sick and I was in the hospital
for 3 months with a mystery illness.
That's so sad.. I remember feeling sad
the first time you told me about it, too.
Okay, smart ass. Tell me something
I don't know about you.
Okay. When I was 16, I drove to
a parking lot with my dad--
And you accelerated instead of hitting
the brake, and you drove your car
up onto a bush and got stuck
and then 7 men came out and
tried to pull your car off the bush
and you were so embarrassed you
drove home with branches in your tires.
It's a really good party story, okay?
I just couldn't remember us being
in a party together.
I went on a date with Marc Maron once.
Everyone knows that, Gabby!
I know, I just like bringing it up.
Is this it?
Do we seriously have nothing
left to say to each other?
What's the point in us even
staying friends?
Hahaha
Oh, re-runs are the best!
I'm gonna go start a fight with
Garrett so we have something
to talk about when I get home.
Oh, that's a great idea!
I'm Facebook stalking everyone
we've ever met.
Do I have some hot divorce gossip for you!
Friendship save!
He looks good...
Oh, they have a kid.