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Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.07,0:00:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck, that was the last one
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.23,0:00:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.59,0:00:13.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do something else.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.88,0:00:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.45,0:00:16.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We could go on a hike.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.87,0:00:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.34,0:00:17.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Play cards?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.100,0:00:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely not.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.68,0:00:20.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Learn how to do Pinterest nails?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.21,0:00:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I already did mine...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.44,0:00:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, they look good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.50,0:00:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.64,0:00:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I guess we could just... talk?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.05,0:00:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About what?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.93,0:00:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you voting for
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.17,0:00:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the upcoming elections?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.43,0:00:32.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bernie Sanders.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.77,0:00:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me too!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.57,0:00:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.12,0:00:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You put feel the Bern posters
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.43,0:00:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all over the apartment and then
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.56,0:00:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you made me watch his speeches from
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.84,0:00:40.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1990, 2002, and 2015.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.38,0:00:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am burnt out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.69,0:00:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you wanna discuss the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.08,0:00:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,small but significant changes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.88,0:00:46.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to my sister's personality now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.19,0:00:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what she has a kid?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.13,0:00:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.80,0:00:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, I will explain the intricacies of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.92,0:00:51.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marvel's sexism to you one more time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.55,0:00:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The treatment of Black Widow is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.28,0:00:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an atrocity against humanity
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.76,0:00:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Jeremy Renner needs to be silenced."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.34,0:00:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.93,0:01:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmmm..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.21,0:01:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me something you've
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.24,0:01:04.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never told me before.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.33,0:01:07.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.. When I was 9, I got really
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.45,0:01:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really sick and I was in the hospital
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.87,0:01:10.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for 3 months with a mystery illness.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.28,0:01:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's so sad.. I remember feeling sad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.36,0:01:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first time you told me about it, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.88,0:01:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, smart ass. Tell me something
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.36,0:01:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.16,0:01:20.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. When I was 16, I drove to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.15,0:01:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a parking lot with my dad--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.34,0:01:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you accelerated instead of hitting
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.27,0:01:24.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the brake, and you drove your car
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.42,0:01:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up onto a bush and got stuck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.52,0:01:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then 7 men came out and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.19,0:01:28.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tried to pull your car off the bush
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.69,0:01:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you were so embarrassed you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.98,0:01:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drove home with branches in your tires.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.20,0:01:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a really good party story, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.49,0:01:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just couldn't remember us being
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.51,0:01:35.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a party together.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.37,0:01:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went on a date with Marc Maron once.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.57,0:01:43.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone knows that, Gabby!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.05,0:01:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, I just like bringing it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.70,0:01:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.84,0:01:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do we seriously have nothing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.20,0:01:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,left to say to each other?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.53,0:01:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the point in us even
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.72,0:01:54.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,staying friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.81,0:01:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hahaha
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.38,0:02:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, re-runs are the best!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.87,0:02:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go start a fight with
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.48,0:02:09.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Garrett so we have something
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.19,0:02:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to talk about when I get home.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.60,0:02:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's a great idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.00,0:02:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Facebook stalking everyone
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.08,0:02:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've ever met.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.36,0:02:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I have some hot divorce gossip for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.77,0:02:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Friendship save!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.91,0:02:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He looks good...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.21,0:02:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, they have a kid.