Scrubbing Muhammad's Semen Stains (Fun Islamic Fact #15)

Welcome to Fun Islamic Facts
Where I share fun facts

about Muhammed and the Qur'an

whenever jihadis go on a killing spree

In fun fact number 8
we learned that Muhammed enjoyed

having sex with all nine of his wives

in one night.

Not surprisingly, rushing from wife
to wife

during his sex marathons would leave

Islam's patron saint of sex addicts
covered in semen.

"And she found a stain on your blanket."

"Stain on my blanket, huh?"

Muhammad's child-bride Aisha,

who's called "the mother of the faithful"
in Islam

was honored with the never-ending

task of scrubbing Muhammad's semen
off his clothes.

"What kind of stain was it?"

"Ejaculate."

"A what?"

"Ejaculate."

"A jacalet?"

"Not a jacalet. Ejaculate."

Sahih al-Bukhari,
Number 232:

Narrated Aisha:

"I used to wash the semen off the clothes

of the Prophet and even then I used

to notice one or more semen spots
on them."

"Eeewwwwwww!"

Sahih Muslim,
Number 669:

It was narrated that Aisha
said concerning semen:

"I used to scratch it from the garment of
the messenger of Allah."

"Eeewwwwwww!"

Sunan Ibn Majah
Number 537:

It was narrated that Aisha said,

"I often scraped it (semen) from the

garment of the messenger of
Allah with my hand."

"Eeewwwwwww!"

Aisha was especially careful to wash the

semen off Muhammad's clothes when

he was heading to the mosque for prayer.

Sahih al-Bukhari
Number 230:

Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar:

"I asked Aisha about the clothes soiled
with semen.

She replied, 'I used to wash it off the

clothes of Allah's messenger and he

would go for the Salat (prayer) while
water spots were still visibile.'"

"Eeewwwwwww!"

So, when Muhammad's followers saw wet

spots on his clothes at the mosque,

they knew that he'd gotten covered with

semen during his nightly sexcapades with

nine women and girls, and that his

child-bride, the "mother of the faithful,"

had carefully washed away the semen,

so that he would be pure before Allah.

Welcome to Islam,

the only religion whose followers

are so obsessed with their prophet's

bodily fluids, that they just can't stop

sharing stories about his child-bride

dedicating her life to scrubbing his
semen stains.