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Welcome to Fun Islamic Facts[br]Where I share fun facts

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about Muhammed and the Qur'an

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whenever jihadis go on a killing spree

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In fun fact number 8[br]we learned that Muhammed enjoyed

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having sex with all nine of his wives

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in one night.

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Not surprisingly, rushing from wife[br]to wife

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during his sex marathons would leave

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Islam's patron saint of sex addicts[br]covered in semen.

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"And she found a stain on your blanket."

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"Stain on my blanket, huh?"

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Muhammad's child-bride Aisha,[br]

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who's called "the mother of the faithful"[br]in Islam

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was honored with the never-ending

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task of scrubbing Muhammad's semen [br]off his clothes.

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"What kind of stain was it?"

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"Ejaculate."

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"A what?"

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"Ejaculate."

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"A jacalet?"

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"Not a jacalet. Ejaculate."

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Sahih al-Bukhari,[br]Number 232:

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Narrated Aisha:

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"I used to wash the semen off the clothes

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of the Prophet and even then I used

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to notice one or more semen spots[br]on them."

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"Eeewwwwwww!"

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Sahih Muslim,[br]Number 669:

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It was narrated that Aisha[br]said concerning semen:

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"I used to scratch it from the garment of [br]the messenger of Allah."

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"Eeewwwwwww!"

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Sunan Ibn Majah[br]Number 537:

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It was narrated that Aisha said,

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"I often scraped it (semen) from the

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garment of the messenger of [br]Allah with my hand."

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"Eeewwwwwww!"

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Aisha was especially careful to wash the

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semen off Muhammad's clothes when

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he was heading to the mosque for prayer.

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Sahih al-Bukhari[br]Number 230:

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Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar:

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"I asked Aisha about the clothes soiled[br]with semen.

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She replied, 'I used to wash it off the

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clothes of Allah's messenger and he

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would go for the Salat (prayer) while[br]water spots were still visibile.'"

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"Eeewwwwwww!"

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So, when Muhammad's followers saw wet

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spots on his clothes at the mosque,

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they knew that he'd gotten covered with

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semen during his nightly sexcapades with

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nine women and girls, and that his

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child-bride, the "mother of the faithful,"

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had carefully washed away the semen,

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so that he would be pure before Allah.

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Welcome to Islam,

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the only religion whose followers

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are so obsessed with their prophet's

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bodily fluids, that they just can't stop

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sharing stories about his child-bride

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dedicating her life to scrubbing his[br]semen stains.