POKEMON IN REAL LIFE!
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0:00 - 0:04(Jigglypuff) ♪ Jigglypuff, Jiggly-- ♪
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0:04 - 0:05(Ian) Shut up!
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0:06 - 0:09(Ash) I can't believe I'm
finally a Pokémon trainer! -
0:09 - 0:11I'm gonna catch 'em all
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0:11 - 0:13and nothing is gonna stand in my way!
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0:17 - 0:20Hey, what the hell is this guy doing?
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0:20 - 0:23Oh, that guy?
He's just waiting to fight ya! -
0:23 - 0:25What? I don't wanna fight him!
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0:26 - 0:27Well, do you wanna get past him?
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0:28 - 0:29Yeah.
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0:29 - 0:33Well, then you gotta fight
him, ya stupid jackass. -
0:33 - 0:36God, none of you idiots
know anything Pokémon! -
0:36 - 0:39♪ (cheerful tune) ♪
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0:43 - 0:44Boo!
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0:49 - 0:53You looked at me funny! Let's battle!
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0:53 - 0:56♪ (battle tune) ♪
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0:57 - 0:59Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I don't wanna fight you! -
0:59 - 1:02Too bad, you walked
in front of me! Let's battle! -
1:02 - 1:06♪ (battle tune) ♪
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1:07 - 1:09No! I don't wanna fight anyone!
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1:10 - 1:11I'm just here to catch Pokémon!
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1:12 - 1:13(sighs)
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1:13 - 1:16Look man, I've been standing
here for five weeks straight -
1:16 - 1:18waiting for somebody to walk by!
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1:18 - 1:21Do not take this moment from me!
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1:22 - 1:24Fine.
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1:25 - 1:27Let's battle!
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1:27 - 1:31♪ (battle tune) ♪
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1:31 - 1:33METROSEXUAL HIPSTER
wants to fight! -
1:33 - 1:36I choose you, Pikachu!
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1:36 - 1:37Pikachu!
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1:38 - 1:41Heh! Is that all you've got? Go, Magikarp!
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1:43 - 1:44Karp? Karp?
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1:44 - 1:48All right, Magikarp, hit
him with the splash attack! -
1:48 - 1:52Karp? Karp? Karp? Karp?
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1:52 - 1:53- Pika?
- Karp? -
1:53 - 1:56Alright, Pikachu! Use scratch!
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1:57 - 1:59- Pika!
- Kaaaarp! -
2:00 - 2:02All right, now use thundershock!
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2:02 - 2:04You can't go twice in a row!
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2:04 - 2:07You have to wait for me to choose
what attack I wanna do next! -
2:07 - 2:09All you have is splash attack.
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2:09 - 2:11Hold on, I'm thinking!
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2:19 - 2:21Cannot capture
enemy's Pokémon! -
2:23 - 2:25Cannot run from
a trainer battle! -
2:25 - 2:26Son of a bitch...
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2:31 - 2:32All right, Magikarp!
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2:33 - 2:34Hit him with the splash attack!
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2:34 - 2:37Karp? Karp?
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2:38 - 2:41Alright, Pikachu! Annihilate
him with a thundershock! -
2:42 - 2:46Pikachuuuuuu!
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2:46 - 2:50Enemy MAGIKARP
has fainted! -
2:51 - 2:54You got lucky this time.
Here's 20 poke-dollars. -
2:55 - 2:56Sweet!
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2:58 - 3:00Now that that's out of the way,
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3:00 - 3:03I can finally continue
my quest to catch all... -
3:03 - 3:06♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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3:07 - 3:09Fu--
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3:09 - 3:12(Ian) To see bloopers
from this video and more, -
3:12 - 3:14click the link in the description below!
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3:14 - 3:16- Pika...chu!
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3:16 - 3:20(Ian) Quick! Use subscribe attack
by clicking the yellow button! -
3:20 - 3:26♪ (light cheerful tune) ♪
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3:26 - 3:30Ah yes, this music brings back
fond memories of my childhood. -
3:30 - 3:32I have a nostalgia boner right now.
- Title:
- POKEMON IN REAL LIFE!
- Description:
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BLOOPERS & MORE: http://bit.ly/PokemonEXTRAS
This is how Pokemon battles would be in real life!
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Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/smosh
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------------------------------------Background music re-created by the very talented Taylor Lipari. CHECK HIM OUT: http://youtube.com/taylorlipari http://soundcloud.com/taylor-lipari-hassett http://twitter.com/ttaylorr
- Video Language:
- English
- Duration:
- 03:33
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for POKEMON IN REAL LIFE! | ||
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for POKEMON IN REAL LIFE! | ||
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for POKEMON IN REAL LIFE! | ||
Sara Huang edited English subtitles for POKEMON IN REAL LIFE! | ||
Andrew Wallace added a translation |