1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,693 (Jigglypuff) ♪ Jigglypuff, Jiggly-- ♪ 2 00:00:03,693 --> 00:00:05,236 (Ian) Shut up! 3 00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:08,861 (Ash) I can't believe I'm finally a Pokémon trainer! 4 00:00:09,141 --> 00:00:10,530 I'm gonna catch 'em all 5 00:00:10,530 --> 00:00:12,992 and nothing is gonna stand in my way! 6 00:00:17,087 --> 00:00:19,770 Hey, what the hell is this guy doing? 7 00:00:20,450 --> 00:00:23,026 Oh, that guy? He's just waiting to fight ya! 8 00:00:23,346 --> 00:00:25,023 What? I don't wanna fight him! 9 00:00:25,782 --> 00:00:27,266 Well, do you wanna get past him? 10 00:00:28,382 --> 00:00:29,100 Yeah. 11 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:32,743 Well, then you gotta fight him, ya stupid jackass. 12 00:00:32,928 --> 00:00:35,999 God, none of you idiots know anything Pokémon! 13 00:00:35,999 --> 00:00:39,400 ♪ (cheerful tune) ♪ 14 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:44,281 Boo! 15 00:00:49,395 --> 00:00:52,524 You looked at me funny! Let's battle! 16 00:00:52,524 --> 00:00:55,653 ♪ (battle tune) ♪ 17 00:00:56,663 --> 00:00:58,753 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't wanna fight you! 18 00:00:58,753 --> 00:01:02,286 Too bad, you walked in front of me! Let's battle! 19 00:01:02,286 --> 00:01:05,819 ♪ (battle tune) ♪ 20 00:01:06,739 --> 00:01:09,353 No! I don't wanna fight anyone! 21 00:01:09,663 --> 00:01:11,334 I'm just here to catch Pokémon! 22 00:01:12,174 --> 00:01:13,135 (sighs) 23 00:01:13,135 --> 00:01:16,026 Look man, I've been standing here for five weeks straight 24 00:01:16,136 --> 00:01:17,999 waiting for somebody to walk by! 25 00:01:18,399 --> 00:01:20,847 Do not take this moment from me! 26 00:01:22,326 --> 00:01:23,532 Fine. 27 00:01:25,042 --> 00:01:26,741 Let's battle! 28 00:01:26,741 --> 00:01:31,154 ♪ (battle tune) ♪ 29 00:01:31,154 --> 00:01:33,167 METROSEXUAL HIPSTER wants to fight! 30 00:01:33,167 --> 00:01:35,600 I choose you, Pikachu! 31 00:01:36,157 --> 00:01:37,204 Pikachu! 32 00:01:37,637 --> 00:01:41,349 Heh! Is that all you've got? Go, Magikarp! 33 00:01:42,846 --> 00:01:43,931 Karp? Karp? 34 00:01:44,481 --> 00:01:47,547 All right, Magikarp, hit him with the splash attack! 35 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:51,614 Karp? Karp? Karp? Karp? 36 00:01:51,634 --> 00:01:52,818 - Pika? - Karp? 37 00:01:52,818 --> 00:01:55,774 Alright, Pikachu! Use scratch! 38 00:01:57,104 --> 00:01:58,920 - Pika! - Kaaaarp! 39 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:01,986 All right, now use thundershock! 40 00:02:01,986 --> 00:02:03,725 You can't go twice in a row! 41 00:02:03,945 --> 00:02:07,027 You have to wait for me to choose what attack I wanna do next! 42 00:02:07,057 --> 00:02:08,783 All you have is splash attack. 43 00:02:08,783 --> 00:02:10,739 Hold on, I'm thinking! 44 00:02:18,879 --> 00:02:20,546 Cannot capture enemy's Pokémon! 45 00:02:22,816 --> 00:02:24,983 Cannot run from a trainer battle! 46 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:26,411 Son of a bitch... 47 00:02:30,991 --> 00:02:32,436 All right, Magikarp! 48 00:02:32,662 --> 00:02:34,249 Hit him with the splash attack! 49 00:02:34,477 --> 00:02:36,572 Karp? Karp? 50 00:02:37,572 --> 00:02:41,375 Alright, Pikachu! Annihilate him with a thundershock! 51 00:02:41,559 --> 00:02:46,254 Pikachuuuuuu! 52 00:02:46,254 --> 00:02:49,969 Enemy MAGIKARP has fainted! 53 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:54,174 You got lucky this time. Here's 20 poke-dollars. 54 00:02:54,694 --> 00:02:56,314 Sweet! 55 00:02:58,270 --> 00:02:59,941 Now that that's out of the way, 56 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:02,962 I can finally continue my quest to catch all... 57 00:03:02,962 --> 00:03:05,883 ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ 58 00:03:07,293 --> 00:03:08,805 Fu-- 59 00:03:09,161 --> 00:03:11,894 (Ian) To see bloopers from this video and more, 60 00:03:11,894 --> 00:03:14,490 click the link in the description below! 61 00:03:14,490 --> 00:03:16,362 - Pika...chu! - (gunshot) 62 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:20,078 (Ian) Quick! Use subscribe attack by clicking the yellow button! 63 00:03:20,078 --> 00:03:25,847 ♪ (light cheerful tune) ♪ 64 00:03:25,847 --> 00:03:29,755 Ah yes, this music brings back fond memories of my childhood. 65 00:03:29,755 --> 00:03:32,040 I have a nostalgia boner right now.