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(Jigglypuff) ♪ Jigglypuff, Jiggly-- ♪
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(Ian) Shut up!
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(Ash) I can't believe I'm
finally a Pokémon trainer!
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I'm gonna catch 'em all
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and nothing is gonna stand in my way!
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Hey, what the hell is this guy doing?
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Oh, that guy?
He's just waiting to fight ya!
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What? I don't wanna fight him!
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Well, do you wanna get past him?
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Yeah.
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Well, then you gotta fight
him, ya stupid jackass.
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God, none of you idiots
know anything Pokémon!
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♪ (cheerful tune) ♪
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Boo!
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You looked at me funny! Let's battle!
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♪ (battle tune) ♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I don't wanna fight you!
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Too bad, you walked
in front of me! Let's battle!
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♪ (battle tune) ♪
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No! I don't wanna fight anyone!
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I'm just here to catch Pokémon!
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(sighs)
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Look man, I've been standing
here for five weeks straight
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waiting for somebody to walk by!
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Do not take this moment from me!
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Fine.
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Let's battle!
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♪ (battle tune) ♪
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METROSEXUAL HIPSTER
wants to fight!
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I choose you, Pikachu!
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Pikachu!
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Heh! Is that all you've got? Go, Magikarp!
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Karp? Karp?
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All right, Magikarp, hit
him with the splash attack!
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Karp? Karp? Karp? Karp?
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- Pika?
- Karp?
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Alright, Pikachu! Use scratch!
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- Pika!
- Kaaaarp!
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All right, now use thundershock!
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You can't go twice in a row!
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You have to wait for me to choose
what attack I wanna do next!
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All you have is splash attack.
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Hold on, I'm thinking!
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Cannot capture
enemy's Pokémon!
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Cannot run from
a trainer battle!
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Son of a bitch...
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All right, Magikarp!
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Hit him with the splash attack!
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Karp? Karp?
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Alright, Pikachu! Annihilate
him with a thundershock!
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Pikachuuuuuu!
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Enemy MAGIKARP
has fainted!
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You got lucky this time.
Here's 20 poke-dollars.
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Sweet!
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Now that that's out of the way,
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I can finally continue
my quest to catch all...
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♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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Fu--
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(Ian) To see bloopers
from this video and more,
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click the link in the description below!
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- Pika...chu!
- (gunshot)
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(Ian) Quick! Use subscribe attack
by clicking the yellow button!
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♪ (light cheerful tune) ♪
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Ah yes, this music brings back
fond memories of my childhood.
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I have a nostalgia boner right now.