Meznokta Konversacio kun Kiah

(the indonesian congress)

it's too late for me to go now

no, you just have to pay lots more

so fuck that

You should, you should've told me. I saw it today.

Oh, that's expensive, and I thought, shit, I didn't even know

You always do that

You tell me

"Why didn't you tell me about that esperanto meetup before?"

and I always say

"Check the website, shithead"

And you say "Well..."

Because it's—

Every time!

Because it uses a stupid system... It doesn't notify me

Me neither!

I always have to check and see if...

Once a month is enough!

Oh, well fuck that

Haha. Hello everyone, Evildea here, your god

And here's Kaja...

Yes, hello....

Yes, hello. So it's almost midnight. Can you see me?

And I want to go home but he's holding me here with a gun

and saying that I have to be filmed. And...

Yes, because I don't want to film at 1 in the morning again

Fuck that

So, we decided to make a film but we still haven't picked a topic

So Kaja, what will we discuss?

My mind is blank

Haha. Your mind is always blank

Sorry, but I smoked a lot before I came here....

... But I have news

Kaja actually bought a camera

It's still in the mail, I believe

Yeah, so, it'll soon get to my house

and I will film me milking myself

And what kind of films will you make?

I'll make films about birds, and juggling,

and about how to conquer the world

and finally, how I can become a superior god to Evildea

Hahaha. That's impossible.

That will happen.

Shit.

Yes, shit.

Actually now I don't want to support your channel

because you will be my competition

Well, yes.

So yeah...

... Not really competition, because I'll win.

And you'll lose so...

You don't even have a channel!

Are you the esperanto version of Trump?

I will win!

I will make the Youtube Esperantists great again!

I will build a wall between Esperantists and Volapukists!

Yes, well, between me and the lowly Evildeanists.

The lowly evilde— did you hear that?

If you're a real supporter of Evildea,

you're not allowed to subscribe to his channel

You can fuck off

You fuck off. Don't say that to my nice viewers

Sorry. I want to be a nice god, so

sorry about that.

Maybe, oh actually, maybe I can be an evil god

and you can be a nice god

who talks about love between people, who...

Eh, that's a shit topic.

I will talk about conquering the esperantists, and

So really the world of esperanto will have two evil gods

and there's no nice god at all

Well, he's not god

I sure am God. I already declared it many times

and haven't you heard the proverb:

"if you say it often enough,

people will start to believe it"

Yes, but, have you also heard the proverb:

"Gods have great hairstyles?"

(offended) I do have a great hairstyle!

I am like the dictator of North Korea

when he had a shit hairstyle

and he declared that everyone has to have the same style

So here's Evildea, your god. In the future,

if he is your god, it seems everyone

in Esperanto-world will have that hairstyle

Now I declare that you all must go

to your hairdresser and have

the Evildea style™

And I declare that you all must

go out on the streets, find a non-esperantist

every day, and kill them

And I declare that, because you just declared that,

that you have to go on the streets and kill

the person who's killing the non-Esperantists

so expect the other person, because...

so, I will simply take the time now

to kill Evildea, and solve this

problem

Aaaaaaaaaaargh! (death cry)

And, like always, I want to thank

my donators at Patreon

because really, without them, I can't continue

this channel. They are the life and blood

of this channel.

And my current donators are...