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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(the indonesian congress)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.18,0:00:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's too late for me to go now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.11,0:00:05.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no, you just have to pay lots more
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.29,0:00:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so fuck that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.76,0:00:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should, you should've told me. I saw it today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.76,0:00:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's expensive, and I thought, shit, I didn't even know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.09,0:00:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You always do that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.65,0:00:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You tell me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.71,0:00:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why didn't you tell me about that esperanto meetup before?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.71,0:00:24.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I always say
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.33,0:00:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Check the website, shithead"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.22,0:00:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you say "Well..."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.83,0:00:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it's—
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.88,0:00:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every time!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.23,0:00:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it uses a stupid system... It doesn't notify me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.73,0:00:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me neither!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.81,0:00:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always have to check and see if...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.81,0:00:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once a month is enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.30,0:00:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, well fuck that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.34,0:00:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haha. Hello everyone, Evildea here, your god
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.58,0:00:54.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And here's Kaja...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.67,0:00:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, hello....
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.42,0:01:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, hello. So it's almost midnight. Can you see me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.42,0:01:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I want to go home but he's holding me here with a gun
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.33,0:01:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and saying that I have to be filmed. And...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.76,0:01:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, because I don't want to film at 1 in the morning again
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.76,0:01:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.30,0:01:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we decided to make a film but we still haven't picked a topic
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.96,0:01:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Kaja, what will we discuss?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.85,0:01:30.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mind is blank
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.46,0:01:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haha. Your mind is always blank
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.50,0:01:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, but I smoked a lot before I came here....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.26,0:01:39.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... But I have news
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.37,0:01:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaja actually bought a camera
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.00,0:01:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's still in the mail, I believe
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.56,0:01:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so, it'll soon get to my house
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.08,0:01:52.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I will film me milking myself
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.56,0:01:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what kind of films will you make?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.96,0:01:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll make films about birds, and juggling,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.96,0:02:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and about how to conquer the world
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.96,0:02:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and finally, how I can become a superior god to Evildea
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.20,0:02:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hahaha. That's impossible.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.66,0:02:14.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That will happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.65,0:02:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.06,0:02:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.96,0:02:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually now I don't want to support your channel
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.84,0:02:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you will be my competition
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.84,0:02:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.82,0:02:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.57,0:02:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... Not really competition, because I'll win.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.20,0:02:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you'll lose so...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.20,0:02:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't even have a channel!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.07,0:02:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you the esperanto version of Trump?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.07,0:02:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will win!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.31,0:02:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will make the Youtube Esperantists great again!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.09,0:02:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will build a wall between Esperantists and Volapukists!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.16,0:02:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, well, between me and the lowly Evildeanists.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.66,0:03:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The lowly evilde— did you hear that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.66,0:03:03.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're a real supporter of Evildea,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.54,0:03:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not allowed to subscribe to his channel
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.29,0:03:06.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can fuck off
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.77,0:03:10.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You fuck off. Don't say that to my nice viewers
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.77,0:03:14.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. I want to be a nice god, so
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.77,0:03:17.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.27,0:03:21.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe, oh actually, maybe I can be an evil god
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.27,0:03:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can be a nice god
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.29,0:03:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who talks about love between people, who...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.98,0:03:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh, that's a shit topic.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.72,0:03:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will talk about conquering the esperantists, and
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.72,0:03:39.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So really the world of esperanto will have two evil gods
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.79,0:03:42.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there's no nice god at all
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.58,0:03:45.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's not god
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.99,0:03:49.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sure am God. I already declared it many times
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.99,0:03:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and haven't you heard the proverb:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.00,0:03:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"if you say it often enough,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.00,0:03:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people will start to believe it"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.18,0:04:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, but, have you also heard the proverb:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.18,0:04:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Gods have great hairstyles?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.14,0:04:05.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(offended) I do have a great hairstyle!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.87,0:04:09.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am like the dictator of North Korea
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.65,0:04:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when he had a shit hairstyle
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.09,0:04:16.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he declared that everyone has to have the same style
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.09,0:04:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So here's Evildea, your god. In the future,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.12,0:04:22.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if he is your god, it seems everyone
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.33,0:04:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Esperanto-world will have that hairstyle
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.11,0:04:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I declare that you all must go
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.80,0:04:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to your hairdresser and have
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.70,0:04:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Evildea style™
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.07,0:04:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I declare that you all must
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.00,0:04:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go out on the streets, find a non-esperantist
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.00,0:04:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every day, and kill them
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.92,0:04:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I declare that, because you just declared that,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.92,0:04:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you have to go on the streets and kill
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.82,0:04:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the person who's killing the non-Esperantists
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.82,0:04:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so expect the other person, because...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.82,0:05:00.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, I will simply take the time now
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.22,0:05:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to kill Evildea, and solve this
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.79,0:05:06.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,problem
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.57,0:05:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaaaaaaaaargh! (death cry)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.08,0:05:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, like always, I want to thank
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.56,0:05:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my donators at Patreon
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.80,0:05:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because really, without them, I can't continue
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.18,0:05:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this channel. They are the life and blood
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.59,0:05:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of this channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.15,0:05:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my current donators are...