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(the indonesian congress)

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it's too late for me to go now

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no, you just have to pay lots more

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so fuck that

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You should, you should've told me. I saw it today.

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Oh, that's expensive, and I thought, shit, I didn't even know

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You always do that

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You tell me

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"Why didn't you tell me about that esperanto meetup before?"

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and I always say

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"Check the website, shithead"

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And you say "Well..."

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Because it's—

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Every time!

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Because it uses a stupid system... It doesn't notify me

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Me neither!

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I always have to check and see if...

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Once a month is enough!

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Oh, well fuck that

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Haha. Hello everyone, Evildea here, your god

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And here's Kaja...

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Yes, hello....

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Yes, hello. So it's almost midnight. Can you see me?

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And I want to go home but he's holding me here with a gun

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and saying that I have to be filmed. And...

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Yes, because I don't want to film at 1 in the morning again

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Fuck that

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So, we decided to make a film but we still haven't picked a topic

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So Kaja, what will we discuss?

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My mind is blank

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Haha. Your mind is always blank

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Sorry, but I smoked a lot before I came here....

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... But I have news

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Kaja actually bought a camera

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It's still in the mail, I believe

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Yeah, so, it'll soon get to my house

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and I will film me milking myself

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And what kind of films will you make?

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I'll make films about birds, and juggling,

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and about how to conquer the world

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and finally, how I can become a superior god to Evildea

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Hahaha. That's impossible.

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That will happen.

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Shit.

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Yes, shit.

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Actually now I don't want to support your channel

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because you will be my competition

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Well, yes.

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So yeah...

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... Not really competition, because I'll win.

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And you'll lose so...

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You don't even have a channel!

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Are you the esperanto version of Trump?

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I will win!

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I will make the Youtube Esperantists great again!

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I will build a wall between Esperantists and Volapukists!

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Yes, well, between me and the lowly Evildeanists.

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The lowly evilde— did you hear that?

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If you're a real supporter of Evildea,

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you're not allowed to subscribe to his channel

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You can fuck off

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You fuck off. Don't say that to my nice viewers

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Sorry. I want to be a nice god, so

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sorry about that.

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Maybe, oh actually, maybe I can be an evil god

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and you can be a nice god

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who talks about love between people, who...

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Eh, that's a shit topic.

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I will talk about conquering the esperantists, and

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So really the world of esperanto will have two evil gods

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and there's no nice god at all

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Well, he's not god

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I sure am God. I already declared it many times

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and haven't you heard the proverb:

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"if you say it often enough,

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people will start to believe it"

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Yes, but, have you also heard the proverb:

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"Gods have great hairstyles?"

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(offended) I do have a great hairstyle!

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I am like the dictator of North Korea

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when he had a shit hairstyle

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and he declared that everyone has to have the same style

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So here's Evildea, your god. In the future,

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if he is your god, it seems everyone

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in Esperanto-world will have that hairstyle

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Now I declare that you all must go

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to your hairdresser and have

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the Evildea style™

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And I declare that you all must

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go out on the streets, find a non-esperantist

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every day, and kill them

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And I declare that, because you just declared that,

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that you have to go on the streets and kill

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the person who's killing the non-Esperantists

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so expect the other person, because...

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so, I will simply take the time now

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to kill Evildea, and solve this

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problem

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Aaaaaaaaaaargh! (death cry)

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And, like always, I want to thank

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my donators at Patreon

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because really, without them, I can't continue

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this channel. They are the life and blood

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of this channel.

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And my current donators are...