Main Character Syndrome

Hey

We need to talk

Oh sorry I'm so tired right now

I think we should break up

is this about me?

It's always about you that's the problem

you've got main character syndrome

Main character syndrome?

You think the world revolves around you

and that you're the main character in everyone's story

No I don't

This is my boyfriend Steve

he can be a bit dramatic

Like that

What?

Who are you talking to?

Huh

I'm trying to say something important here

Steve was always angry these days

and I couldn't figure out why

Sorry can you stop doing that?

Doing what?

(record scratch)

Yep

that's me

the guy with the goofy grin

and I'm about to lose the only guy who ever cared about me

This

has to stop

So it's over then?

Yes

We'll be right back

after this

There is no after this Gary

(musical interlude)

So you're breaking up with me?

I am

Next time on the...

There is no next time

Will Steve come crawling back to Gary

He won't

okay I'm leaving

and I'm tired

of this Gary Show

The Gary Show

That wasn't a suggestion

He's a really cool guy

that you'd love to marry

cuz he's everybody's favorite guy called Gary

He's got a really boring boyfriend who's called Steve

and every single day he says he's going to leave

(Musical interlude)

Oh

Who's this Gary?

Uh

You move on quickly

Yeah well

I met someone okay

and he's got supporting character syndrome

so we just clicked

You can say that again

Yeah I'm just going to grab my wok

I've got a bad feeling about this one Gary

and that's when I knew

I still had feelings for Steve

Excuse me

Here we go again

The Gary Show

I'm just going to leave

Doomdah

Well our brand new show Skittish

has emerged from the fiery hell that is the Edinburgh Fringe

26 shows and it is ready now to take to the road

and tour around the world

Where? Oslo we're going to Oslo first

to Helsinki Stockholm

yeah Amsterdam Vienna

Antwerp

Copenhagen

Berlin

Frankfurt

and then a US and Canada tour

for kicking off in Denver

Doomdah