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Hey

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We need to talk

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Oh sorry I'm so tired right now

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I think we should break up

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is this about me?

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It's always about you that's the problem

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you've got main character syndrome

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Main character syndrome?

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You think the world revolves around you

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and that you're the main character in everyone's story

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No I don't

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This is my boyfriend Steve

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he can be a bit dramatic

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Like that

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What?

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Who are you talking to?

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Huh

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I'm trying to say something important here

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Steve was always angry these days

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and I couldn't figure out why

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Sorry can you stop doing that?

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Doing what?

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(record scratch)

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Yep

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that's me

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the guy with the goofy grin

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and I'm about to lose the only guy who ever cared about me

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This

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has to stop

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So it's over then?

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Yes

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We'll be right back

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after this

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There is no after this Gary

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(musical interlude)

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So you're breaking up with me?

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I am

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Next time on the...

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There is no next time

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Will Steve come crawling back to Gary

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He won't

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okay I'm leaving

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and I'm tired

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of this Gary Show

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The Gary Show

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That wasn't a suggestion

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He's a really cool guy

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that you'd love to marry

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cuz he's everybody's favorite guy called Gary

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He's got a really boring boyfriend who's called Steve

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and every single day he says he's going to leave

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(Musical interlude)

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Oh

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Who's this Gary?

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Uh

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You move on quickly

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Yeah well

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I met someone okay

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and he's got supporting character syndrome

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so we just clicked

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You can say that again

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Yeah I'm just going to grab my wok

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I've got a bad feeling about this one Gary

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and that's when I knew

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I still had feelings for Steve

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Excuse me

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Here we go again

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The Gary Show

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I'm just going to leave

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Doomdah

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Well our brand new show Skittish

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has emerged from the fiery hell that is the Edinburgh Fringe

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26 shows and it is ready now to take to the road

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and tour around the world

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Where? Oslo we're going to Oslo first

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to Helsinki Stockholm

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yeah Amsterdam Vienna

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Antwerp

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Copenhagen

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Berlin

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Frankfurt

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and then a US and Canada tour

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for kicking off in Denver

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Doomdah