Hey
We need to talk
Oh sorry I'm so tired right now
I think we should break up
is this about me?
It's always about you that's the problem
you've got main character syndrome
Main character syndrome?
You think the world revolves around you
and that you're the main character in everyone's story
No I don't
This is my boyfriend Steve
he can be a bit dramatic
Like that
What?
Who are you talking to?
Huh
I'm trying to say something important here
Steve was always angry these days
and I couldn't figure out why
Sorry can you stop doing that?
Doing what?
(record scratch)
Yep
that's me
the guy with the goofy grin
and I'm about to lose the only guy who ever cared about me
This
has to stop
So it's over then?
Yes
We'll be right back
after this
There is no after this Gary
(musical interlude)
So you're breaking up with me?
I am
Next time on the...
There is no next time
Will Steve come crawling back to Gary
He won't
okay I'm leaving
and I'm tired
of this Gary Show
The Gary Show
That wasn't a suggestion
He's a really cool guy
that you'd love to marry
cuz he's everybody's favorite guy called Gary
He's got a really boring boyfriend who's called Steve
and every single day he says he's going to leave
(Musical interlude)
Oh
Who's this Gary?
Uh
You move on quickly
Yeah well
I met someone okay
and he's got supporting character syndrome
so we just clicked
You can say that again
Yeah I'm just going to grab my wok
I've got a bad feeling about this one Gary
and that's when I knew
I still had feelings for Steve
Excuse me
Here we go again
The Gary Show
I'm just going to leave
Doomdah
Well our brand new show Skittish
has emerged from the fiery hell that is the Edinburgh Fringe
26 shows and it is ready now to take to the road
and tour around the world
Where? Oslo we're going to Oslo first
to Helsinki Stockholm
yeah Amsterdam Vienna
Antwerp
Copenhagen
Berlin
Frankfurt
and then a US and Canada tour
for kicking off in Denver
Doomdah