ERB - Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye

Of all the scientific minds in history

they put Beaker in a bow tie

up against me

I'm a master

I discovered gravity

I drop rhymes like they're falling

from an apple tree

you're no match for me

you got a bach degree

I got a unit of force named after me

you want to battle guy

that's a crazy notion

when I start flowing I stay in motion

first law

did you catch that

or did it go too fast to detect

perhaps it would be better if I added

in a bleep or a bloop

or another whacky sound effect

I was born on Christmas

I'm God's gift

I unlocked the stars

that you're dancing with

you waste time debating creationists

while I create the science

you explain to kids

Yes it's true

what I used to do is teach kids

science on my PBS show

but now I do

what I got to do to make

sure scientific thought can grow

and I'm still in my prime

hitting my stride

what'd you do

with the back half of your life?

you freaked out

started counting coins for the bank

and you sure didn't have no wife

oh!

you wrote the book on gravity

but you couldn't attract no body

your work on orbits was exemplary

but your circle of friends was shoddy

you don't wanna mess

with the guy Bill Nye

why?

I rap sharp like a needle in your eye

oh!

stick to drinking that mercury

cause I hypothesize that

you're about to get beat

Well I conclude

that your methods are the whackest

you wouldn't even pass

in one of my classes

every action

has an equal and opposite reaction

except for when we both start rapping

I accelerated the minds of mankind

to a higher plane of understanding

and I can calculate the weight

and the size and the shape

of the shadow of the mind

you're standing in

and I will leave with a page

from a book I wrote at

half your age to rebut

the integral sec y dy

from zero to one-sixth of pi

is log to base e

of the square-root of three

times the sixty-fourth power of

what?

Why don't you

pick on a brain your own size

we got a badass over here

plus I got your back Nye

astrophysics black guy

Hayden Planetary fly

by the way the answer

to your little calculation is "I"

as in I put the swag back in science

while Issac Newton was lying

and sticking daggers in Leibniz

and hiding up inside his attic

on some Harry Potter business

the universe is infinite

but this battle is finished

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!