Of all the scientific minds in history
they put Beaker in a bow tie
up against me
I'm a master
I discovered gravity
I drop rhymes like they're falling
from an apple tree
you're no match for me
you got a bach degree
I got a unit of force named after me
you want to battle guy
that's a crazy notion
when I start flowing I stay in motion
first law
did you catch that
or did it go too fast to detect
perhaps it would be better if I added
in a bleep or a bloop
or another whacky sound effect
I was born on Christmas
I'm God's gift
I unlocked the stars
that you're dancing with
you waste time debating creationists
while I create the science
you explain to kids
Yes it's true
what I used to do is teach kids
science on my PBS show
but now I do
what I got to do to make
sure scientific thought can grow
and I'm still in my prime
hitting my stride
what'd you do
with the back half of your life?
you freaked out
started counting coins for the bank
and you sure didn't have no wife
oh!
you wrote the book on gravity
but you couldn't attract no body
your work on orbits was exemplary
but your circle of friends was shoddy
you don't wanna mess
with the guy Bill Nye
why?
I rap sharp like a needle in your eye
oh!
stick to drinking that mercury
cause I hypothesize that
you're about to get beat
Well I conclude
that your methods are the whackest
you wouldn't even pass
in one of my classes
every action
has an equal and opposite reaction
except for when we both start rapping
I accelerated the minds of mankind
to a higher plane of understanding
and I can calculate the weight
and the size and the shape
of the shadow of the mind
you're standing in
and I will leave with a page
from a book I wrote at
half your age to rebut
the integral sec y dy
from zero to one-sixth of pi
is log to base e
of the square-root of three
times the sixty-fourth power of
what?
Why don't you
pick on a brain your own size
we got a badass over here
plus I got your back Nye
astrophysics black guy
Hayden Planetary fly
by the way the answer
to your little calculation is "I"
as in I put the swag back in science
while Issac Newton was lying
and sticking daggers in Leibniz
and hiding up inside his attic
on some Harry Potter business
the universe is infinite
but this battle is finished
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!