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Of all the scientific minds in history

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they put Beaker in a bow tie

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up against me

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I'm a master

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I discovered gravity

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I drop rhymes like they're falling

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from an apple tree

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you're no match for me

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you got a bach degree

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I got a unit of force named after me

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you want to battle guy

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that's a crazy notion

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when I start flowing I stay in motion

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first law

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did you catch that

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or did it go too fast to detect

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perhaps it would be better if I added

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in a bleep or a bloop

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or another whacky sound effect

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I was born on Christmas

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I'm God's gift

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I unlocked the stars

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that you're dancing with

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you waste time debating creationists

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while I create the science

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you explain to kids

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Yes it's true

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what I used to do is teach kids

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science on my PBS show

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but now I do

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what I got to do to make

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sure scientific thought can grow

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and I'm still in my prime

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hitting my stride

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what'd you do

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with the back half of your life?

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you freaked out

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started counting coins for the bank

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and you sure didn't have no wife

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oh!

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you wrote the book on gravity

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but you couldn't attract no body

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your work on orbits was exemplary

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but your circle of friends was shoddy

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you don't wanna mess

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with the guy Bill Nye

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why?

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I rap sharp like a needle in your eye

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oh!

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stick to drinking that mercury

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cause I hypothesize that

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you're about to get beat

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Well I conclude

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that your methods are the whackest

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you wouldn't even pass

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in one of my classes

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every action

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has an equal and opposite reaction

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except for when we both start rapping

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I accelerated the minds of mankind

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to a higher plane of understanding

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and I can calculate the weight

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and the size and the shape

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of the shadow of the mind

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you're standing in

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and I will leave with a page

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from a book I wrote at

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half your age to rebut

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the integral sec y dy

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from zero to one-sixth of pi

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is log to base e

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of the square-root of three

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times the sixty-fourth power of

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what?

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Why don't you

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pick on a brain your own size

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we got a badass over here

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plus I got your back Nye

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astrophysics black guy

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Hayden Planetary fly

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by the way the answer

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to your little calculation is "I"

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as in I put the swag back in science

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while Issac Newton was lying

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and sticking daggers in Leibniz

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and hiding up inside his attic

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on some Harry Potter business

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the universe is infinite

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but this battle is finished

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Who won?

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Who's next?

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You decide!