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SNL Digital Short: My Testicles - Saturday Night Live

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    You guys ever heard that song by
    C+C Music Factory "Everybody Dance Now"?
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    Yeah, it's pretty good. You ever heard that
    Right Said Fred song "I'm Too Sexy"?
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    Oh yeah, yeah,
    that's pretty good too.
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    Sure, fellas, but have you heard
    the new song by Ariel and Efrim?
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    No.
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    Who are they?
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    Check this out.
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    Morning in the kitchen
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    You're frying an egg
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    I'm squeezing some oranges
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    The room is getting hot
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    Over at the counter
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    I shake the salt
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    You take out a knife
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    Please, don't cut my testicles
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    Please, don't cut my testicles
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    Please, don't cut my testicles
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    Don't cut my testicles
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    It's a nice day, relax
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    Oh Efrim, you're sexy
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    Right back at you, baby!
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    Oh Efrim, you're handsome
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    I'm serious about my testicles
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    At the post office
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    Standing in line
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    You wrap my package
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    I lick the stamp
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    Put it in the slot
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    Then close the door
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    But please,
    don't slam it on my testicles
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    Don't slam my testicles
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    Please, don't slam my testicles
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    Don't slam my testicles
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    It's a free country
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    Have fun!
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    Oh, Ariel, you worry
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    I do, I worry oh-ften (often)
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    Oh Efrim, come with me
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    Did I mention I was gay?
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    Don't burn off our testicles
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    Don't burn off our testicles
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    Please don't burn my testicles
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    So sorry
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    I love you!
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    Wow, I did not like that.
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    Yeah, me neither.
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    Yeah, apparently
    in their younger days
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    those guys had some pretty severe
    accidents involving their testicles.
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    Well, I'm gonna go and hit the skins
    with a tender rhoney. Audi 5000.
Title:
SNL Digital Short: My Testicles - Saturday Night Live
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:33

English subtitles

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