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You guys ever heard that song by
C+C Music Factory "Everybody Dance Now"?

2
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Yeah, it's pretty good. You ever heard that
Right Said Fred song "I'm Too Sexy"?

3
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Oh yeah, yeah, 
that's pretty good too.

4
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Sure, fellas, but have you heard
the new song by Ariel and Efrim?

5
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No.

6
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Who are they?

7
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Check this out.

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Morning in the kitchen


9
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You're frying an egg


10
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I'm squeezing some oranges


11
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The room is getting hot


12
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Over at the counter


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I shake the salt


14
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You take out a knife


15
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Please, don't cut my testicles


16
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Please, don't cut my testicles


17
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Please, don't cut my testicles


18
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Don't cut my testicles


19
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It's a nice day, relax


20
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Oh Efrim, you're sexy


21
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Right back at you, baby!


22
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Oh Efrim, you're handsome


23
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I'm serious about my testicles


24
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At the post office


25
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Standing in line


26
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You wrap my package


27
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I lick the stamp


28
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Put it in the slot


29
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Then close the door


30
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But please, 
don't slam it on my testicles

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Don't slam my testicles


32
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Please, don't slam my testicles


33
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Don't slam my testicles


34
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It's a free country


35
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Have fun!

36
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Oh, Ariel, you worry


37
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I do, I worry oh-ften (often)


38
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Oh Efrim, come with me


39
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Did I mention I was gay?


40
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Don't burn off our testicles


41
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Don't burn off our testicles


42
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Please don't burn my testicles

43
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So sorry

44
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I love you!

45
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Wow, I did not like that.

46
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Yeah, me neither.

47
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Yeah, apparently 
in their younger days

48
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those guys had some pretty severe
accidents involving their testicles.

49
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Well, I'm gonna go and hit the skins
with a tender rhoney. Audi 5000.