You guys ever heard that song by
C+C Music Factory "Everybody Dance Now"?

Yeah, it's pretty good. You ever heard that
Right Said Fred song "I'm Too Sexy"?

Oh yeah, yeah, 
that's pretty good too.

Sure, fellas, but have you heard
the new song by Ariel and Efrim?

No.

Who are they?

Check this out.

Morning in the kitchen

You're frying an egg

I'm squeezing some oranges

The room is getting hot

Over at the counter

I shake the salt

You take out a knife

Please, don't cut my testicles

Please, don't cut my testicles

Please, don't cut my testicles

Don't cut my testicles

It's a nice day, relax

Oh Efrim, you're sexy

Right back at you, baby!

Oh Efrim, you're handsome

I'm serious about my testicles

At the post office

Standing in line

You wrap my package

I lick the stamp

Put it in the slot

Then close the door

But please, 
don't slam it on my testicles

Don't slam my testicles

Please, don't slam my testicles

Don't slam my testicles

It's a free country

Have fun!

Oh, Ariel, you worry

I do, I worry oh-ften (often)

Oh Efrim, come with me

Did I mention I was gay?

Don't burn off our testicles

Don't burn off our testicles

Please don't burn my testicles

So sorry

I love you!

Wow, I did not like that.

Yeah, me neither.

Yeah, apparently 
in their younger days

those guys had some pretty severe
accidents involving their testicles.

Well, I'm gonna go and hit the skins
with a tender rhoney. Audi 5000.