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Laughing Man, "El Risitas" Interview - No Subtitles

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    Dette er en test, hei,hei
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    This is in Shreve mind you - Shreve!!!!
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    They see a neighbor with a sign that says
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    "Worms for Sale!"
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    Jeff asks Uncle Jim where they get the worms from
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    Uncle Jim turns around and says
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    "His wife probably shits 'em!"
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    It's true!
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    It's true!
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    Oh the shit that fucker used to say!
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    Still has them screaming
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    Oh, and the story about the original Zittooth
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    His son Timmy, Jeff and Joe's Cousin
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    Asked Uncle Jim
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    If he seen that motherfucker's teeth
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    Like anyone could miss that dude's mouthful of rocks
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    And Uncle Jim says
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    Christ those teeth look like hell!
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    Said Zittooth probably had to drain the infection with a fawcet
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    Oh, and the story 40 years ago at his own brother Jerry's funeral
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    They were all outside waiting on the hearse and someone farted like hell
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    Uncle Jim comes out of the home, sniffs, and said "Jesus Christ, who died?"
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    At his own brother's funeral for God's sake!
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    But seriously, I gotta tell you about Sheck - a grocery store in Shreve
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    That Jim and Yukie's deceased brother used to clean
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    Jim wanted to burn it down!
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    Mad as hell right there at the funeral home
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    Because he heard Sheck wouldn't pay Jerry's widow the money he owed them
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    It's true
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    Then Uncle Jim, he said........
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    Right there at the funeral that he'd take his Goddamned business elsewhere!
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    Bastard was fuming mad at Sheck
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    Then some 20 years later Jeff hears on the radio Shecks burned down - on the radio
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    Yeah, on the radio!
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    Oh that shit was priceless!
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    Uncle Jim was never implicated in the arson
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    Never even brought in for questioning
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    No one ever questioned him at all?
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    Oh hell no, he didn't come forward either
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    Hell knowing the pull Jim had in Shreve the fuckin' cops probably helped him gas it down
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    Blake probably was with him
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    Probably lit the match
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    His wife probably shits 'em!
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    Says that to a carload of elementary age kids
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    And has them laughing so hard they almost puke!
Title:
Laughing Man, "El Risitas" Interview - No Subtitles
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Video Language:
Spanish, Mexican
Duration:
03:41

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