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Dette er en test, hei,hei

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This is in Shreve mind you - Shreve!!!!

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They see a neighbor with a sign that says

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"Worms for Sale!"

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Jeff asks Uncle Jim where they get the worms from

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Uncle Jim turns around and says

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"His wife probably shits 'em!"

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It's true!

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It's true!

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Oh the shit that fucker used to say!

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Still has them screaming

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Oh, and the story about the original Zittooth

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His son Timmy, Jeff and Joe's Cousin

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Asked Uncle Jim

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If he seen that motherfucker's teeth

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Like anyone could miss that dude's mouthful of rocks

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And Uncle Jim says

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Christ those teeth look like hell!

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Said Zittooth probably had to drain the infection with a fawcet

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Oh, and the story 40 years ago at his own brother Jerry's funeral

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They were all outside waiting on the hearse and someone farted like hell

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Uncle Jim comes out of the home, sniffs, and said "Jesus Christ, who died?"

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At his own brother's funeral for God's sake!

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But seriously, I gotta tell you about Sheck - a grocery store in Shreve

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That Jim and Yukie's deceased brother used to clean

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Jim wanted to burn it down!

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Mad as hell right there at the funeral home

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Because he heard Sheck wouldn't pay Jerry's widow the money he owed them

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It's true

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Then Uncle Jim, he said........

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Right there at the funeral that he'd take his Goddamned business elsewhere!

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Bastard was fuming mad at Sheck

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Then some 20 years later Jeff hears on the radio Shecks burned down - on the radio

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Yeah, on the radio!

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Oh that shit was priceless!

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Uncle Jim was never implicated in the arson

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Never even brought in for questioning

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No one ever questioned him at all?

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Oh hell no, he didn't come forward either

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Hell knowing the pull Jim had in Shreve the fuckin' cops probably helped him gas it down

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Blake probably was with him

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Probably lit the match

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His wife probably shits 'em!

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Says that to a carload of elementary age kids

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And has them laughing so hard they almost puke!