-
-Oh! There's the doorbell.
-Oh.
-
That'll be the lovely young gas man!
-
-How do I look?
-You look gorgeous!
-
(audience laughs)
-
Hello, young man!
-
Come in!
-
-Hello, ladies!
-(flirtatious laugh)
-
-Have I come too early?
-Oh, young man!
-
(audience laughs)
-
You wash your mouth out,
you naughty young man!
-
Young man!
-
Where's the lovely [inaudible] boy
that was here yesterday?
-
Uh, he begged me to come today.
-
So where's the gas leak this time?
-
You're a lovely young man
too, you know, young man?
-
You know? We think you're
the spitting image of young Lester Piggott.
-
(nervous laugh) Right.
-
-If you could just show me where--
-So, uh...show us your muscles.
-
Yeah, if you could just show me
where you smelled the gas, eh?
-
Oh, you saucy devil!
-
(audience laughs)
-
It's in the bedroom this time!
-
-Follow us!
-No, ladies, ladies.
-
You haven't got any appliances upstairs.
-
Oh! Appliances!
-
Did you hear that, Gladys, appliances!
-
-Young man!
-[inaudible], young man!
-
(audience laughs)
-
How could you say such
a thing, you saucy monkey!
-
-At your age!
-At your age!
-
(together) Young man!
-
Well, shall I just check
out your pipe work then?
-
(both swoon)
-
(audience laughs)
-
How could you say such a thing
to a couple of old ladies?
-
Young man!
-
Well, look. If it's not your pipe work,
-
what've you got me around here for?
-
Oh, you are strict!
-
(audience laughs)
-
In the kitchen, young man!
-
The grill! It don't work.
-
Right, thank you.
-
So, if you fancy a nice bit of crumpet,
-
-you'll just have to make do without us!
-(plumber protests)
-
You can stick your poker
between my muffins anytime!
-
(audience laughs)
-
Oh! How could you say such a thing?
-
There you go again, young man!
-
Can I get through please?
Can I just get through?
-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-
First things first, we've
made you a little snack!
-
(audience laughs)
-
Tuck in, young man!
-
-Oh! Breath in the old smell...
-Smell his lovely, sweaty, sweaty sweat.
-
(audience laughs)
-
And look at his lovely bulge!
-
He's like a young [inaudible].
-
(audience laughs)
-
Now look, ladies! Please.
-
How about you two just stay here, right?
-
I'll get my box of tool--spanners--
-
and go through, into the kitchen,
and get on with my work.
-
(gasps) Get on the job
up my back passage?
-
-(audience laughs)
-[inaudible]
-
(together) Young man!
-
Does this it for you?
-
-Do you needs to [inaudible] down below?
-Please! Oh!
-
Stop struggling, you
naughty young gas man!
-
-You're obviously gagging for it!
-Help!
-
(audience laughs)
-
Don't you just love being in control?
-
(audience laughs and claps)
-
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