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-Oh! There's the doorbell.[br]-Oh.

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That'll be the lovely young gas man!

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-How do I look?[br]-You look gorgeous!

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(audience laughs)

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Hello, young man!

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Come in!

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-Hello, ladies![br]-(flirtatious laugh)

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-Have I come too early?[br]-Oh, young man!

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(audience laughs)

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You wash your mouth out, [br]you naughty young man!

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Young man!

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Where's the lovely [inaudible] boy[br]that was here yesterday?

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Uh, he begged me to come today.

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So where's the gas leak this time?

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You're a lovely young man [br]too, you know, young man?

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You know? We think you're [br]the spitting image of young Lester Piggott.

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(nervous laugh) Right.

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-If you could just show me where--[br]-So, uh...show us your muscles.

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Yeah, if you could just show me[br]where you smelled the gas, eh?

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Oh, you saucy devil!

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(audience laughs)

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It's in the bedroom this time!

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-Follow us![br]-No, ladies, ladies.

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You haven't got any appliances upstairs.

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Oh! Appliances!

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Did you hear that, Gladys, appliances!

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-Young man![br]-[inaudible], young man!

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(audience laughs)

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How could you say such [br]a thing, you saucy monkey!

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-At your age![br]-At your age!

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(together) Young man!

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Well, shall I just check [br]out your pipe work then?

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(both swoon)

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(audience laughs)

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How could you say such a thing[br]to a couple of old ladies?

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Young man!

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Well, look. If it's not your pipe work,

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what've you got me around here for?

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Oh, you are strict!

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(audience laughs)

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In the kitchen, young man!

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The grill! It don't work.

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Right, thank you.

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So, if you fancy a nice bit of crumpet,

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-you'll just have to make do without us![br]-(plumber protests)

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You can stick your poker [br]between my muffins anytime!

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(audience laughs)

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Oh! How could you say such a thing?

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There you go again, young man!

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Can I get through please?[br]Can I just get through?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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First things first, we've[br]made you a little snack!

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(audience laughs)

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Tuck in, young man!

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-Oh! Breath in the old smell...[br]-Smell his lovely, sweaty, sweaty sweat.

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(audience laughs)

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And look at his lovely bulge!

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He's like a young [inaudible].

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(audience laughs)

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Now look, ladies! Please.

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How about you two just stay here, right?

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I'll get my box of tool--spanners--

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and go through, into the kitchen, [br]and get on with my work.

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(gasps) Get on the job [br]up my back passage?

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-(audience laughs)[br]-[inaudible]

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(together) Young man!

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Does this it for you?

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-Do you needs to [inaudible] down below?[br]-Please! Oh!

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Stop struggling, you [br]naughty young gas man!

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-You're obviously gagging for it![br]-Help!

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(audience laughs)

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Don't you just love being in control?

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(audience laughs and claps)

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